Today in Joystiq: March 27, 2006

The Game Developers Conference had us so worn out, we are still trying to write bout the entire experience (and our love for the incredibly awesome Ragnar Tørnquist). Nintendo brushes off a worldwide launch, the Unreal Engine continues to wow us, and we unearth plans for a Desperate Housewives game (why?). Better than a gift-wrapped Nintendo 64 on Christmas morning, here are the highlights for today:

More GDC Goodness
Geek chic at GDC
Booth babes - GDC style
Seen@GDC: PlayStation Spot and ChatterBox's Alon
GDC: A meeting with Ragnar Tørnquist and Dreamfall
GDC: Ragnar Tørnquist is awesome
GDC: (Bloggers) breakfast of champions
Seen@GDC: PlayStation 3 dev kit
Epic shows off Unreal Engine 3 at GDC
Seen@GDC: the Novint Falcon haptic interface device

Joystiquery
Gamers, meet patch cycle. Patch cycle, gamers!
Browse videos we've blogged about

News
Video games shipping this week
Japanese sales charts
Geometry Wars' unprecedented success
FIFA World Cup 2006 cover athletes
Desperate Housewives to despair on PCs
Half-Life 2: Episode 1 set for June release
Nintendo on Revolution worldwide launch: "We don't think it's necessary"
First shot of Factor 5's Lair for PS3!
New Castlevania DS on the horizon

Rumors & Speculation
Is the Xbox's retail future troubled?
No Rare titles on Nintendo's Virtual Console?

Culture
Explainer: running Ninty games on XB360
Brain age? What's your brain speed?
Nintendo 64 drives kid crazy
Nintendo Revolution to be named Disruptocon?
Play WoW with the Xbox 360 controller
See Snake in MGS3: Horse Meat Eater