Have you ever wanted "immortal life
beyond dreams of man"? Well, now you can thanks to a new discovery made in Kyoto, Japan. For only $8.99 (plus
shipping and handling), you, dear gamer, can own your own "Grow Your Own 1up Mushroom Kit." The kit includes
a green pipe planter, a spore packet, food solution bottle, and a water dropper--all you need is some soil, some water,
and some patience. In a few weeks time you should have your own magical mushroom whose life-grantin properties would put
Lazarus to shame.Every writer for Joystiq has been growing them for a few weeks now. Only Christopher Grant has possessed the audacity to eat one last night--we haven't heard from him since, but we are assuming he is now immortal and is off doing his best Highlander interpretation--he'll be back eventually.
[Thanks, Princess Zelda]
Disclaimer: Just in case it is not blatantly obvious, this is a joke.
