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Grow your own 1up mushrooms

Have you ever wanted "immortal life beyond dreams of man"? Well, now you can thanks to a new discovery made in Kyoto, Japan. For only $8.99 (plus shipping and handling), you, dear gamer, can own your own "Grow Your Own 1up Mushroom Kit." The kit includes a green pipe planter, a spore packet, food solution bottle, and a water dropper--all you need is some soil, some water, and some patience. In a few weeks time you should have your own magical mushroom whose life-grantin properties would put Lazarus to shame.

Every writer for Joystiq has been growing them for a few weeks now. Only Christopher Grant has possessed the audacity to eat one last night--we haven't heard from him since, but we are assuming he is now immortal and is off doing his best Highlander interpretation--he'll be back eventually.

[Thanks, Princess Zelda]



Disclaimer: Just in case it is not blatantly obvious, this is a joke.

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