Today in Joystiq: March 31, 2006

In one minute, all game outlets become wholly unreliable--that's right, April Fool's Day is upon us! Until then, we have Satoru Iwata's brain age, some Jack Thompson verbiage, and a very uninspired Grand Theft Auto rumor. While we mark our calendars for Halo 3, here are the highlights for today:

News
Current Japanese hardware sales
How old is Iwata's brain?
Thompson's Rockstar mad-on intensifies
A SiN-terview with Ritual Entertainment
Obsidian's Urquhart: happy thoughts on KOTOR 3

Rumors & Speculation
Halo 3 coming spring 2007
ZOMG GTA Chicago! Skepticism overwhelms us

Culture
PSP vs DS... again
Best Sega Genesis platformers
Grow your own 1up mushrooms
Let's get physical with Pongmechanik
Sweaty palms? There's a PSP faceplate for you!