If the above ad for Tenchu Dark Shadow makes you think you could be even the deadliest assassin, employing
beartraps to thwart your enemies through your sexy, sleek DS Lite, opening it and slamming it shut with the deadly
conviction only a master ninja possesses, then you need to stop watching TV. For the rest of us, we'll just
get a kick out of the hilarious face the balding pursuer makes as he's
into the water.