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Posted: Apr 11th 2006 11:37AM (Unverified) said

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Martin - You cannot 'pimp slap' a ho with your backhand, because your rings will likely cut her face and make her damaged goods. A 'pimp slap' is ALWAYS done with the open palm to avoid causing damage to your hos. Using the backhand is referred to as a 'bitch slap,' and is typically only done when you have to teach the stupid cow a lesson.

Posted: Dec 27th 2006 11:23PM (Unverified) said

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wow... what i just saw was crazy.... imagine if they put a gta title on the revolution :0

Posted: Apr 11th 2006 1:48PM SAgreatn said

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That was a very informative post, and infotmation I will be able to use in the future. I demand he receives a star for his efforts.

Posted: Apr 11th 2006 8:29PM (Unverified) said

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To the person who said WW is the only good game on GC:

Metroid Prime has the highest composite review score of any game released this gen (coincidently, followed by RE4 for GC). It won Gamespot, Gamespy, and the GDC's Game of the Year Award for 2002 (Halo, GTA3, and WW each only won one of those). It is tied with Halo for the highest score given to a current gen game by notoriously picky Gamespot (9.7, followed again by RE4 at 9.6). Beyond the Metroid, Zelda, and RE franchises, Pikmin has gain universal praise as the console RTS done right, Tales of Symphonia and Paper Mario have completely rethought the JRPG, and Super Smash Brothers is still the best multiplayer you can find without going online.

Posted: Apr 12th 2006 12:14AM (Unverified) said

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clean up on aisle MY PANTS!

Posted: Apr 12th 2006 1:26AM stealthfox said

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more images are on nessense.com

Game looks awesome!

Posted: Apr 13th 2006 5:54AM (Unverified) said

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I have to get my hands on this issue of GI!

Looking everywhere for illegal scans :( No luck. I'll gladly pay though. This news is worth it!

Oh and *craps pants*

Don't visit my site.

Posted: Apr 14th 2006 5:42PM (Unverified) said

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Not bad at all.

Posted: Aug 28th 2006 7:59PM (Unverified) said

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Master X 24 without n00bs like you Chunk Norris wouldn't have anyone useless to roundhouse kick in the face.

Anyway, I got may's issue of GameInformer and the big article of the month was Red Steel. The whole article took up 13 pages. The screenshots and the gameplay ideas make me want to buy a Revolution even more than before. (I'm a avid game system collector and Hardcore gamer at heart)

Posted: Apr 16th 2006 4:55PM (Unverified) said

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Whoa, neither the teaser site nor ubisoft.com has ANY information on RS. Where are the screenshots now?

Posted: Apr 18th 2006 7:47AM (Unverified) said

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Were they Retouched, yes or no?

Posted: Apr 19th 2006 11:07AM Cena said

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Master X 24...

*Insert your Master X's favorite console here* wil bomb faster. XP

Anyhoo, it looks good, doctored or not. Remember, we are a month away from E3. Those who are going...I envy you..... those who won't be there, there's always G4. Or your favorite form of game news media.

And I still haven't gotten my GI yet....*sob*

...join the REVOLUTION!

Posted: Apr 27th 2006 11:59PM (Unverified) said

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This game will kick all others in the crack. The graphics look like Xbox 360 graphics, it has an innovative control system, and it also seems intriguing and fun. I think that the Wii (nintendo Rev.) is coming out on May 9, so I don't have to wait much longer. Finally, a game that looks fun and explains why. Its like the game is saying to me, "Buy me, or I'll twist my 44 caliber to the side and shoot your balls off!" and that makes me want to buy it. A lot.

Posted: May 3rd 2006 4:20PM (Unverified) said

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OH....MY....GOD.
You know what, in case all those on these forums who are talking about how the graphics, and therefore the game, will suck, haven't figured this out yet, let me explain. if you own a Ps2 or an xbox, and also own any of the GTA's, you are a complete and total hypocritical waste of this forum space, because I can tell you that you did not buy VICE CITY for the graphics. The graphical element of a game is not what kills or glorifies a game. It is the storyline, and more importantly, the GAMEPLAY. I will tell you right now, all who doubt, that this game, and the Wii in general, will kick total and complete A$$. True Story: My friends dad works for nintendo, and is a programmer, (he takes multi-platform games and codes them to nintendo format)and so he knows some guys at Sony and Microsoft. He was talking to a Microsoft programmer about this game just last week and this is what the guy said. "Yeah, I will have to admit, Microsoft has had the developer advantage, mostly, since Xbox began. And Sony, as we all know, has the Game aspect, because they have SO freakin' many games for PS2. But when it comes to gameplay... Nintendo has everyone else SCREWED." End Of Story. Doubt no more.

Posted: May 9th 2006 11:00PM (Unverified) said

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I was just coming back here to say I told you so. That WAS concept art, just like I was the first to point out with comment #17.

Thank you.

God my life is pathetic.

Posted: May 17th 2006 10:12PM (Unverified) said

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From what i hear the revolution will be even better than the xbox 360 and i have one, but i mean i think that the revolution will have some compatition.

for those will xbox live you can add me

my gammertag is

GH3TT0 R1DERZ and at the end of gh3tt0 is a zero

peace yall.

Posted: Jun 1st 2006 1:10AM (Unverified) said

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262 was making a lot of sense until he said the inforgivable thing of "my friends dad works for nintendo"
this is almost definetly not true...
if it is...you're fucking lucky

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