Today in Joystiq: April 7, 2006

While we are intrigued with the possibilties of a next-gen Pilotwings, most of the readers today were rather fixated on the magazine scans of Ubisoft's Red Steel, the first Revolution-produced images we've seen. Also, we combined our two favorite loves -- Oblivion and lame Chuck Norris jokes -- into one post. While you're trying to figure out what exactly that Hitman ad is trying to sell (necrophilia?), check out the highlights for today:

Joystiquery
Ad critic: Hitman ad titillates, but is it a murder/sex sim?

News
Mac game devs cautiously optimistic about Boot Camp
Street Fighter II on XBLA priced, dated -- Cloning Clyde announced
Bethesda patching Oblivion, lowers cost of future content download
DS gets a rumblin'
Guild Wars Factions Championship details revealed
Red Steel: first Revolution screens revealed
Free Oblivion horse armor coupon with PC version
Mario pranksters won't be charged
HL2: Episode One site is up, with plot details

Rumors & Speculation
Rumor: Pilotwings landing on Revolution

Culture
Who do I look like?
Edge asks, "Why aren't games funny?"
Kids corrupted ... BEFORE video games?
Lara Croft lands in Guinness Book of World Records
Miyamoto a martinet making Metroid Prime
Italy -- now with zombies!
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Oblivion