The left half of the above pic is a nipple-licious stripper skin from the European
PC version of Tomb Raider: Legend
(post not entirely
safe from work) speculates might be responsible for possibly delaying the April 11 U.S. release of the game. The right
half is the same skin after applying an areola-erasing patch. Eidos denies that the U.S game has been delayed,
but our fellow bloggers have provided pretty solid proof that Legend
was indeed smuggling raisins overseas.
Is Eidos performing a last minute emergency nipplectomy on the U.S. PC and 360 versions to spare American
kids the horror of seeing something they used to suck on everyday—narrowly avoiding the next Hot Coffee
scandal? Will Senator Cankles and her Fundie bedfellows be able to sleep at night knowing they missed an opportunity to
further demagogue games as pixelated pornography? Only Lara knows for sure, and she's keeping her shirt on.
(I swear this is the last breast-related post for a while.)