Today in Joystiq: April 13, 2006

Today we bid a fond farewell to the possibility of a Sega handheld, charging stations get refined and uppity, and we get another status update on Duke Nukem Forever -- woo-hoo! If the hand of God can unite Capcom's finest, then you can surely peruse our highlights for today:

Joystiquery
Mom & Pop plot to screw you out of a PS3... and put food on their table

News
2K's Firaxis trifecta for 2006
DS gets wordplay, Japanese-English dictionary
KUF: Circle of Doom headed to the PC
God Hand unites Capcom's elite
TDK Blu-ray media now shipping
Tekken PSP to feature ghost fights, not 'live' online multiplayer
Duke Nukem for never!

Rumors Debunked
Goldeneye on Xbox Live Arcade, not likely
Sega handheld an April Fool's gag

Culture
 Mahogany charging station for gadgeteers
The next generation of controllers in Lego
Insane Spider-Man DDR dance routine
Homebrewed Zelda DS in development
How Wal-Mart controls your gaming