Today in Joystiq: April 14, 2006

Apple finally gets Quake IV -- but why do that when you can dual-boot the Windows version? Vlad's ad critic feature garners some intelligent feedback and catches the eye of Newsweek, and Ubisoft laments on breaking into the Japanese market. While we gawk at Lara Croft's grenade shelf, here are the highlights for today:

Joystiquery
Joystiq readers critique Hitman advertisement
EA's snuff film @ GDC
Ad critic: Lara's booty too big to believe?

News
NWN2 new site, ship date
God Hand screens surface
Download Heroes of M&M V demo
Mac Quake 4 now shipping
Ubisoft is now StarForce-free

Culture
The Great Schism: Eastern vs. Western gaming markets
I'm too sexy for my Guild Wars Factions armor
Gamers resurrect imploded pop stars