Today in Joystiq: April 26, 2006

Valve commits to the Xbox 360, Christopher Gans earns another game franchise (at least Uwe Boll can't claim it), and we add 2 more titles to our list of third-party Revolution titles. While we hide our computers ('less our fathers try to shoot them), here are the highlights for today:

Pre-E3 Craziness
E3: No PS3 price, no Rev date or price, says CNN

Joystiquery
Joyswag: Next-gen Zelda FTW!

News
Microsoft munches Massive Inc.
Free Xbox Live Gold week, or free virtual girlfriend? It's all so confusing!
CPL cancellation "a step backwards"
Super Monkey Ball rolls onto Revolution
Head of EA's college internship program interviewed
Konami reveals Elebits for Revolution
Revolution doubling motion sensors
Lumines Plus to drop on PS2
Gans to direct Onimusha film
Valve planning something for Xbox 360...episodic?
Sex talk: conference agenda released
Dockable DVD player with GBA drops in May

Rumors & Speculation
Bethesda quashes Oblivion port rumor
PSM "reveals" PS3 release date, price

Culture
Rather than Man the Hunter... Giant Hyena Chow, or Protein on the Go.
Pirate Baby's Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006
Game development team for sale on eBay
Dad shoots at computer "accidentally"