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- April fool's joke that Nintendo forgot to send out earlier.
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but this is certainly better than saying Nintendo 5, *cough* Crapstation 3 *cough*
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I, too, will try my hardest to keep calling it the Revolution. Anyone want to start a bounty for hacking the bootup screen to say Revolution?
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I remember 2 years ago having to explain what my iPod was anytime I used it or Google to non computer people.
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Personally I cant see nintendo keeping this after the bad reaction, even if you ask casual fans or nintendos new core demographic, this name is quite simply a joke.
Nintendo trying to get rid of thier kiddy image, take 1 step foward (cool design, nice "violent" games) and then take 5 steps back with the most easily tragetable name ever.
My god this is literally suicide, wow nintendo are becoming such a joke, much like thier fans.
WOW cant wait for reggie to start his bs with this name.
And the whole ipod comparison is just embarissing, seriously fanboys, your basically saying nintendo couldnt think of a unique way to advertise thier woah full new gimmick, had to ride of the success of another company.
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"What initially puts you off will turn you into a catalyst, and once you see past the obvious you will be unstoppable." That's not an exact quote, but it's to that effect. I immediately thought of all this hoopla.
So I answered "get used to it," because I already love the "Wii will rock you" and "We are the knights who say: 'Wii!'" jokes. And honestly, I think the main reason people are making the "wii/wee" puns is because of the double vowel, and if it was just "wi," I don't think they'd come so fast. Just one woman's assessment of the situation, and overall I'd say, "Yeah, we get it, funny the first time, now will you all grow up please?"
Besides, "Wii" looks better on a logo that "Revolution." Sorry, but the word "Revolution" is just not classy. The system itself looks way too classy to be called a "revolution," which is a word that applies foment, rage, and bloodshed, not sleek whiteness and ergonomic design.
I liked "Go" too, but really, like ol' Bill Shakespeare said. Rose by any other name, people. You know you'll still be camping out for a week, and then you'll go home and play Red Steel for 48 hours straight.
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Here's a good question: why do "hardcore" gamers so hate to be happy?
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Revolution, on the other hand, would have to keep it's promise of being, well, a revolution.
Which, of course, may or may NOT happen.
Revo >> Cool name + Disaster if it's NOT a revolution
Wii >> Silly name + "safe"
I'll just pray in the meantime that Wii is a joke. Wii should not tarnish the sacred slate of Nintendo. Wii shall just be a *temporary* name. Amen.
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But anyhow, this sucks
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I wouldn't base my buying on the name of a consol so I know I'll be getting one of these anyway, but how could they miss the obvious jokes with this.
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Or better yet, "US"?
Or better yet, "RS"?
Or better yet, "BlueWave"?
Or better yet, [Insert any other name here]?
Or better yet, "Revolution"?
[/nintendo fanboy]
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Initially, I disliked the DS. "Two Screens? Madness! Poppycock!" I said. But now, it's my favorite handheld. (Mine, and everyone else's, apparently.)
When I first saw the Revmote (Wiimote?) I thought, "Huh. Not sure I'll like that." But then I saw some screens from Red Steel, and I can see the potential for awesomeness. (that's a word.)
But...Wii? I'm not sure I'm going to be able to get past that one. Granted, most things Nintendo has done I've liked, and the ones I haven't taken to initially have grown on me, but...I'm just not sure that I'm down with Wii. Time will tell I guess.
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Yahoo,
Google,
iPod,
Things like Metacrawler, Dogpile, those aren't popular search engines and maybe the name has something to do with it. iPod is the most popular MP3 player, and the name is basically synonymous with MP3 players. and look how weird and childish they sound! I remember how retarded I sounded when I first said, Yahoo, Google, iPod, but now they are everyday words and seem normal to say. Nintendo may just be on to something!!!
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I agree #1....
"Revo >> Cool name + Disaster if it's NOT a revolution
Wii >> Silly name + "safe""
How in the hell is Wii safe??!? It's horrible!..but I do get your point...yes..let it be temporary...dear god.. *shudders*
Like most if this blasphemy is to be continued..I will resort to calling it 'Nintendo'. Tried and true. Done.
And for the record.."Revolution" rolls off the toungue with class. Perdy syllables. ;)
Wii...not only looks weird..it unfortunately sometimes forces one to spit out a hard W in contempt...like you're trying to spit the poison of letters that form a poor excuse for a console name out of your mouth
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I just hope they'll call it something different in the US.. like the Famicom/NES, Genesis/Megadrive, TurboGrafix/PC Engine.
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but...is it positive attention...??..hell no.
this name just re-iterates nintendos perceived " kiddy" image..and anyone over the age of 13 will stay clear of this thing on the name alone...
and u people saying the name has no bearing...i have one word for you.
Gizmondo.
1st impressions are everything in marketing...
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I'm gonna pronounce it "the why", I think.
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is it safe to say you like how Wii rolls off your tongue?
would you say that Wii doesn't leave a bad taste in your mouth?
are you looking forward to geting your own Wii in your hands?
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This name is not going to change the minds of any of the people who were already set on owning one. So there, Nintendo still has its fan base.
Its extremely viral, because of how silly it is. Immediately, Nintendo brings attention to itself, quite easily, on something as simple as a name.
That being said, the name is retarded. I dont care about the business tactics or whatnot, I dont want to talk about my 'wii' with friends. Can you imagine having a discussion about it around people who know nothing about games/systems? Way to make yourself look like a dirty pervert.
"Oh yeah, my wii stopped working, so I wanted to go over to Jimmys house and play with his, but Jimmy never lets anyone else play and constantly hogs his wii."
"My wii was acting kinda funky, so I smacked it a bit and all of a sudden, it worked!"
If everyone complains and laughs, maybe Nintendo will change the name right before launch. Hey, look at the PS3 controller. It was scrapped due to fan response.
Actually, the more I think about it, maybe that was the whole plan in the first place. Look at all the publicity they're getting from this, who says they're not just attracting attention and then blammo, its called something else?
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I feel compelled to say
I LOVE IT
its fresh
its disruptive
its polarizing
love it / or hate it
the brand is strong
no one will mistake wii
for anything else
, my utmost respect goes to Nintendo for DOING what nobody else will even try.
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Maybe this is a publicity stunt or a test of some sort to see how much feedback they get on the name.
Sure, the Wii jokes will get old after some time, but it'll be new for any person that finds interest in the console. We as gamers will have to explain to unknowing/new gamers about the meaning of the "double i" every time.
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Yea that's pretty much the gist of it. As another poster reminded of the age old phrase "any publicity is good publicity",....i guess...i can think of a million arguments for and against that statement......anyways...
Yes, very viral indeed the world, myself included, has shat bricks upon the revelation of this being Nintendo's so called "name" for the new-console.
And sure, I probably will buy one anyway. A name isn't going to stop me--but it will make me very...very....very sad..... ;_;
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