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Posted: Apr 29th 2006 5:27PM (Unverified) said

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I am somewhat surprised by how few people have mentioned that all the next gen systems have bad names: Wii is just bad in a more original way.

Xbox is a terrible name for a console...or, well, anything. It sounds like it was made up by some 13-year-old redneck brat. It is a box, and it is X-treme, we get it. And adding the 360 to it was just kind of baffling and dumb, but people go with it.

PS3 is just lazy and predictable... kind of like PS2 was and like PS4 etc etc will be.

Wii is...going to take some time to get used to. Yes, nintendo is waaaay out on a limb here. Personally, I don't think this name choice will ever end up helping them in the ways they seem to think it will, but I also think that if they play their cards right and present the system correctly, it won't hurt them. They could've gone with a safer and generally more pleasing route, but its not like they have tough competition as far as system naming goes.
Hell, I still can't stop myself from laughing when I hear the name Xbox. Sounds like the name for a concessions stand at an extreme sports event or an insane clown posse concert.

Posted: Apr 29th 2006 5:53PM (Unverified) said

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Does the name really even matter?

"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet"

As long as Nintendo delivers a quality product with quality games, they could call their console the "Kooktendo" and I wouldn't care.

Posted: Apr 29th 2006 5:56PM Deekman said

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They're just trying to compete with the other consoles.
Let me explain:
Playstation sounds like a gay bar.
Xbox sounds like a post op transexual
Wii sounds like piss

It's a rich tapestry of innuendo.

Posted: Apr 29th 2006 6:00PM Deekman said

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Seriously though why they added 360 to the Xbox was kind of obvious Pince:
360 degrees as in a Complete Revolution

Posted: Apr 29th 2006 6:08PM witbyt said

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ALL of these jokes are getting real old, REAL FAST.
I cant believe every major gaming news site has used the jokes OVER AND OVER again, within less than a week, wow, you guys need to think different.
We hated the controller at first, then we learned to love it.
We hate(joke about)the name at first, well will soon learn to love (or like) it.
Now I am a X360 fanboy, but I am planning on getting the next nintendo system no matter what it is called.

Posted: Apr 29th 2006 6:38PM (Unverified) said

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Okay, okay, all of these comments are the same. Either "The name is bad" or "Grow up, Joystiq".

So here's what I think: I really don't care either way on the name. I'll still buy it whatever it's called, and I'm sure I'll love it, and heck, I won't be ashamd to refer to it in public, since at this rate, EVERYONE will know exactly what I'm talking about.

But, if you want my honest opinion, Revolution just sounded more regal, eloquent, and distinct. When you say Revolution, it's like you know you're changing something, and in this case it's obviously for the better. I would rather say "I'm gonna change the way games are played by supporting Nintendo!" than "Hey, you non-gamers! Play games with me!"

So no, I'm not bashing the game. I'm disagreeing with the logic behind the MEANING OF THE NAME.

Posted: Apr 29th 2006 6:55PM Don Jose said

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Deekman, you are so right, especially as far as Playstation is concerned. Actually, a guy I work with used to talk about opening up a bar by that name. Of course, someone pointed out that Sony would sue the bejesus out of him, and the plan failed. Thanks for reminding me. I had a good laugh on that one!
Now I'll have to ask him what he thinks about Nintendo's recent (lapse of reason?) announcement. I'm sure he can reform his original idea around this somehow.

Posted: Apr 29th 2006 7:06PM (Unverified) said

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@ 192:

Actually, Microsoft didn't try to undermine Nintendo's product, if that's what you mean by "adding the 360". I've talked personally with someone who works in Microsoft Game Studios or whatever and he told me the story.

Okay, so they had all sorts of names written down and one of them was the 360, as in, it will someday be all the 360 degrees of your life. (Can you say "Monopoly?") So they knew who would be footing the bill for this and they brought a bunch of people from this group into the building: The parents. So they talk to the parents...

"Which would you get? The PS3 or the Xbox 2?"

"Well, the PS3, of course."

"Why's that?"

"Because 3 is bigger than 2, obviously."

"Uhh... right... So, what about, um, the PS3 and the Xbox360?"

"Well, the 360, since it's bigger than three."

YES, IT'S TRUE. Microsoft named it's system so as to be bigger than the number tacked onto the PS3. Sad, eh? Well, looks like the parents buy the systems that the KIDS want, not the ones that THEY want. Just because they pay doesn't mean they choose. Damn, should've thought of that, huh? xD

Posted: Apr 29th 2006 7:07PM fifth said

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This is pretty simple, really.

Once your VP has to go around selling people on your name...

It means you picked a stupid name.

You know, for all that people are trying to say how really Playstation was such a stupid name, when the Playstation came out? The VP of Sony didnt' have to go around everywhere trying to explain the name.

Hey Nintendo, you're selling conosoles here, not names. Nobody's paying you money for a name. Pick a name that helps you sell consoles, not a name where before you can sell anybody a console, first you have to sell them on the name.

Posted: Apr 29th 2006 7:41PM robomaniac said

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>Its a stick that brings you joy! Hmmmm, like your penis, >right?

My penis brings pain...

welcome to the Painstiq.com!

Posted: Apr 29th 2006 7:55PM Deekman said

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I wouldn't think that they are trying to undermine nintendo at all. I would say it's a revolution graphically instead of trying to steal nintendos thunder.
If you're correct with your story however I'd agree to it aswell that they're trying to become one with everything in your home.

Posted: Apr 29th 2006 8:01PM icantdrawanime said

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i like how after only one day i'm seeing that about 70% of comments are defending wii.

good job nintendo.

Posted: Apr 29th 2006 8:04PM (Unverified) said

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NO ONE CAN DEFEND NINTENDO, OR TELL PEOPLE TO STOP THE WII BASHING.

Wii sux. It is a STUPID name. That is what we are saying here.

Do you think we would care, if we were not interested in the system? Do you think we would care if we were not Nintendo fans?

The reason so many people are pissed off, is because they could have chosen any name, ANY name, and they end up chosing.... this? This HORRIBLE name to describe something that we were exited about? That we were telling our friends about?

How can I honestly talk my friends into buying one now? They thought Nintendo was for kids BEFORE this. Now their next console has a name like a Fisher-Price toy.

How is it ever going to gain respect with the name it has now? Even if it is the best console ever, the NAME is going to be enough to discourage people. Why did Nintendo have to make things so difficult for themselves?

Posted: Apr 29th 2006 8:11PM (Unverified) said

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It's amusing that for a name supposedly designed to avoid confusion and be universal, they need a press release that not only has to explain what the word means, but also how to pronounce it.
The only place I can really see it affecting sales is with schoolkids, which sadly makes up a sizable chunk of Nintendos profits. The schoolyard is a place where coolness does count and is going to see more than a few kids pick the PS3 over the Wee.
Nintendos trying to go too far, too fast.

Posted: Apr 29th 2006 8:33PM (Unverified) said

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Nintendo doesnt care about the schoolyard anymore. Let that sink in. YOU WILL BUY IT ANYWAY. Nintendo doesnt care if you like the name or not.

They are shooting for the whole package. Women who play Yahoo Text Twist. Grandparents who do the crossword puzzle. Adults who fondly remember Mike Tysons Punchout. There is a giant untapped market of millions upon millions of dollars, and every one of these dollars belongs to a person who has never heard of Joystiq.com.

Posted: Apr 29th 2006 8:50PM (Unverified) said

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Google is still just as stupid of a name as Wii IMO. A cool name and a good name do NOT have to be the same thing. Casuals will remember Wii.. they did not however remember GameBox, Xcube, and Playstation360. This is a simple divergence tactic. So regardless if the name is stupid (like Google) it still may be very functional.

Posted: Apr 29th 2006 9:21PM (Unverified) said

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Why be so uptight about these things?... why does a name need to make sense or be explained in full detail???... it's a name... did you make your parents sit down and explain your name to you? Just because something is different doesn't mean it's wrong or bad. So what if it doesn't fall in line with the current naming standards... seriously, things like "kickass funconsole to the fourth power" are not any any better... you've just been trained to believe that they are.

Posted: Apr 29th 2006 10:42PM n3rrd said

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Are you people fucking serious? You're STILL bitching about that name?

AT&T, Verizon, etc. are trying to hijack your precious internet, but you decide to waste your time trying to fight a console name? American's should be worrying about the possible invasion of privacy they'll have to face if congressmen get their way, but hold the fuck on! Nintendo may name their console "Wii"? BLASPHEMY.

Everybody needs to grow up a little. A word that comes up in everyday speech suddenly causes mass hysteria? It takes a console to make you realize that a word you use every day also has a slang meaning related to urine?

What did you guys do last night?
"WE went to the movies."
"WE went to the bar."
"WE played some R-Type."
"WE played some Tekken."

God damnit, this is getting old REALLY fast. Apparently it's okay to publish and produce shit, provided it has a catchy name! Nothing can ever catch on or be enjoyed, regardless of quality, if it has a terrible name! Oh, the way things work.

Sad.

Posted: Apr 29th 2006 10:46PM (Unverified) said

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Thank you for explaining that M@...... I very much agree.... with the name WII The system will probably still kick ass!!!

But really what the problem is here is that there are to many biased people here eho don't understand that.

People of EARTH understand this..... names does'nt mean a damn thing... it's like saying that you girlfriend is a first class whore because here name is Faulk Mi ... and for those who has'nt expirienced a girlfriend yet it's like saying you get a puppy and you call it demon, somebody says to you it came from hell..... DAMN IT IT'S JUST NAME!!!!

Posted: Apr 29th 2006 11:37PM (Unverified) said

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this blog is very interesting: http://wiirevolution.blogger.com

it talks about the root of the name Wii

Posted: Apr 29th 2006 11:51PM (Unverified) said

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You know, I actually like the name. Wii. It's got this futuristic vibe to it that seems fresh. Other than that, I do enjoy the fact that Nintendo isn't afraid to do the undone, ever, even if it means pissing people (and "mature" sites such as this one) off. But as they say, the anger only comes from love : P.

Posted: Apr 30th 2006 3:55AM (Unverified) said

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For all of you people lying to yourselves about how people on the internet are just being immature...

There's a commercial for toilet paper currently airing on major TV. You know, to all those casual people that are supposed to be the ones that embrace this name.

The commercial's "plot" revolves around one of the two people in the commercial just getting back from France, and the punch line from the commercial involves the two people walking down an aisle of toilets ending with a "Oui, oui/Wee-wee" pun.

Nobody besides immature internet people link the two, my ass.

Posted: Apr 30th 2006 3:58AM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Apr 30th 2006 4:41AM (Unverified) said

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Nintendo's Press guy should just get up there and when someone says "Why 'Wii'?" He should simply repsond:

"Because that's the fucking name. Next question."

If they would use more of the "we don't give a shit what the industry thinks" angle than the "honestly, this was a good idea" angle, they'd be doing better.

I described this theory on my website. And honestly, who gives two shits what the system's name is? Are there any playable games on it? That's all I care about.

Posted: Apr 30th 2006 5:39AM (Unverified) said

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"193. Hmmm... what's in a name? Very much and in some cases insulting. I'm African American and if someone call me the "N" word I'm offended. Same if your Italian and some calls you the "D" word or Asian the "Chink" (sorry)word.

So words carry weight and can cause peace, war, understand and a video game system your selling to the entire world. So don't tell me it's just a name and it's not important."

Are fucking joking? It's not just "it's only a name." It's "It's only the name of a VIDEO GAME SYSTEM."

Wii is in no way offensive. Stop trying to read into it as this deep meaning about how words can hurt. Yes, words can hurt when someone puts a hurtful emaning behind them. And way to go using initials for the first two slurs, but spelling out the last one. Either it's all okay, or none of it's okay.

Without getting too George Carlin on you about words, remember that it's a god damn video game system. No one's saying you have to name your kid Wii. Idaho is a shitty name for a state, but no one's pissed about that, nor do they laugh because it has the word "ho" in it. Or do they? I wouldn't know because I surround myself with intelligent people who don't giggle at the supposed dirty word "wee."

Which takes us to another step... if you really think "wee" is funny, seriously, grow the fuck up or start writing for Joystiq.

Posted: Apr 30th 2006 6:29AM (Unverified) said

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Wii isn't "funny".

It is so unfunny that my eyes are bleeding. I have not yet dared to speak it in a sentance, for fear my lungs will collapse.

Using "We" as an pronoun is fine. Using "Wii" as a noun...I'm going to need a new pair of eyes.

Posted: Apr 30th 2006 2:07PM (Unverified) said

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Have the piss jokes died down a bit? Haven't been online this weekend.

Hmm. Still a bunch of people upset it seems like. Sigh...

I find it hard to believe that people are offended that the name is Wii. I really do. It's not an attack on any particular person. If it works for them, fine. If it doesn't, then pat yourself in the back for being a marketing genius and having more foresight than Nintendo honchos. But at least give it time.

Posted: Apr 30th 2006 2:46PM (Unverified) said

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Napster was the Nickname of the guy who programmed the original Peer to Peer service. The website wanted to capitalize on the goodwill towards the downloading of free music that the original service created.

Is Wii the nickname of someones naughty bits at Nintendo?

Posted: Apr 30th 2006 2:54PM (Unverified) said

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The Real reason why they added the 360 to the Xbox name instead of calling it the Xbox 2 is beacuse they wanted to be percieved as being on the same revision as the playstation 3. Xbox 2 looks older than Playstation 3 to people who aren't farmiliar with consoles. There have even been some games that skip a number to keep up with competing products for this very reason.

Nintendo is smart for choosing a name without a number everytime they release...but Wii at first glance appears to have a number, and not only that but its not a real word...I don't like the name...but then again i'm not expecting the Wii to be for Mii either.

Posted: Apr 30th 2006 5:32PM (Unverified) said

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The name is only good it you actually think about it. If you just see the name Wii it sounds dare I say it, stupid(though I do like the logo).

Posted: Apr 30th 2006 8:38PM (Unverified) said

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the new name sucks teh pubic ballz, when it comes to the other names that were listed, they are all available to the public...everyone! just like game consoles, although in the world of gamers we have a habit n' a cultural thing goin'on to call people "n00bs" n' other derrogatory names, a fanboy who has a name that refers to "piss" just doesn't cut it, tryin' to defend such a ridiculous name (in the US) is degratin', it's funny how far fanboys will go to create a false sense of superiority by throwin' up all these claims that it's INNOVATIVE or spend hours of thier night lyin' eyes-open starin' at the ceilin' thinkin' of ways to defend thier console companies

Posted: Apr 30th 2006 10:26PM (Unverified) said

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I may not agree with the name "Wii" 100% and although I agree with you that most of those labels aren't anywhere near as awkward, there's no way that you're going to convince me that "Naked Juice" is somehow a term instantly synonymous with clean considering how childish some of the people who at the drop of the hat relate the name "Wii" as Pee or Urine. You're kidding yourself. I mean seriously "Naked Juice?" Who doesn't think it's referring to some bodily fluid and sex? And you're going to defend that using other various meaning of the word "naked" but ignore the countless meanings of words that sounds like "Wii" which in itself isn't even a word? Oh c'mon, it sounds like the word "we," "wee," "whee," "oui," etc. which are basically synonymous to us, small, fun, yes, etc. Honestly, if there's one brand in that list that proves Kaplan's point, "Naked Juice" is it. As for the rest, yeah, a little weak.

Posted: May 1st 2006 12:03AM (Unverified) said

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this is immature...everyone needs to grow up here...oh Wii...oh man pee pee...i grew out of that when i was 12....its going to be the best next gen console and thats all that matters people...and if people can't get over the name then they just won't be having as much fun than i will be WITH MY DAMN Wii!!!!!!

Mario 128, Metroid 3, Twilight Princess, Smash Bros, Red Steel,and amazing games from the NES, SNES, and 64...thats what matters here...bad marketing?...no...I think Nintendo just had to much faith in maturity left in the world...

Posted: May 1st 2006 12:52AM (Unverified) said

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And think of the names of games. If there was Castlevania, Super Castlevania, Castlevania 64, and Castlevania DS, then we're sure to get "Castlevania Wii" along with "Mario Wii" and "Super Smash Bros. Wii"

Now compare these names to "Castlevania Revolution", "Mario Revolution", and "Super Smash Bros. Revolution"

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Because there were so many games with names like "Mario Gamecube", "Super Smash Brothers Gamecube",
and "Metroid Prime Gamecube".

Posted: May 1st 2006 1:01AM (Unverified) said

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I hope Nintendo knows what they're talking about. At the very least, they got us all worked up about it. The name Revolution would have been pretty pompus in hindsight.

Posted: May 1st 2006 1:56AM chazz06 said

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I want to know why people think the name of nintendo's new console alienates hardcore gamers. I think there was a post in here that said nintendo gave them the finger...WHEN?!?!? Nintendo never said that "Wii" was only for the non-gamer! Seems like the hardcore gamer is only worried about perception. Funny how if the name was still revolution that for whatever reason it was going to be ok for hardcore gamers to play. Fuckin bullshit. Only thing that changed was the name. The games are still going to be the same. The controller is still the same. WTF!!!

Posted: May 1st 2006 3:17AM (Unverified) said

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I'm intrigued by the different people who have defended the name wii. We've got the people who think they're above cracking jokes, the people who think a name doesn't matter and strangely enough the fanboys who say "if you don't like the name, don't buy it." You're trying to defend your beloved Nintendo by telling people who have a negative opinion of the name to not buy the console?
I agree with the guy who said that "xbox" is a bad name also. The issue is that while xbox doesn't sound good, it doesn't annoy or embarass me when I bring it up in a conversation. The first thing that came to my mind when I heard the name was not a childish joke. The first thing that came to my mind was "what the hell does wii mean?" I don't relate that made up word to gaming or fun or community or anythig for that matter except for it's weird sound. I am also very unimpressed by their presentation so far of the wii logo. They follow up the GC cube logo with plain old wii in apple-like lettering. Come on Nintendo, where's you're creativity?

Posted: May 1st 2006 8:14AM (Unverified) said

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This article did nothing to prove those names are better than Wii.

Wii: It's an alternative spelling for "we", emphasizing community. It also sounds like "whee", which is an exclamation of joy. Very apt for a video game system. In addition, it's "wii" as in small, and that's exactly what Nintendo is trying to do: competing with obtuse mammoths with names like "Xbox 360", "PlayStation 3" and "Revolution" with something that's tiny and cute.

Posted: May 1st 2006 9:55AM (Unverified) said

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If you say "Wii" in reference to your urine or your penis, you have physical and mental issues. Seriously. Do you also snicker every time you are with your friends and they use "we" in everyday sentences? Do you giggle like a schoolgirl and say "Hah, you said something about pee-pee!"?

Posted: May 1st 2006 3:35PM (Unverified) said

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Alright... for all of the "mature" folk taking the high road and saying: "These jokes are getting old real fast... i'm going to buy it no matter what..." Who gives a fuck. That's not the point - the topic of the conversation is that the name is stupid. I would think that anyone who passes on purchasing a Wii just because of the name, is an idiot.

Posted: May 1st 2006 3:44PM (Unverified) said

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The entire concept behind Wii is a joke. No one is going to purchase a Wii and say: "I am helping to make gaming not just about you and me... but Wii." No one really cares about that except Nintendo. It's more of an internal name that they should have kept to themselves. At best, it should have been incorporated into a slogan...

Posted: May 1st 2006 4:42PM (Unverified) said

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right when Nintendo looked to take on more of the adult market, they decide to name their stuff Wii. i'm sure that's going to when over a market. 'let's go play my wii.' this is utter stupidity & shows their lack of marketing research over the overall sound of the word & connotations it invokes for the international market.

other bad reasons for this name is it invokes the abbrev. of wwii. not a brand memory you want a product from japan to cling to.

i'll still buy one but it will be revolution for me. (btw, this will be my 2nd console after xbox 360)

Posted: May 6th 2006 3:18PM (Unverified) said

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More folks jumping on the Nintendo hate bandwagon simply to draw attention. It's old and, in my opinion, done in bad taste.

The only reason you hear about it so much is because it draws attention. I used to like Joystiq for their game reporting.

Think I'll take my business elsewhere.

Posted: May 7th 2006 4:29PM (Unverified) said

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The Nintendo Wii is probably going to be a really good console. But if 95% of people who hear the name automatically think of "wee" as in "pee", it's a horrible choice for a name! I mean, this is a multi-million dollar company - there are 5 million better names they could have chosen! Not only is Wii not descriptive of the product (like N64, gameCUBE), but it has a vulgar connotation in american culture. Come on Nintendo, don't be afraid to rename it. Wii won't be upset!

Posted: May 10th 2006 8:15PM (Unverified) said

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Let's review:

Nintendo Entertainment System - NES
Super Nintendo Entertainment System - SNES/Super NES
Nintendo 64 - N64
Nintendo GameCube - NGC/Cube
Gameboy - GB
Gameboy Pocket - GBP
Gameboy Color - GBC
Gameboy Advance - GBA
Nintendo DS - DS
Nintendo Wii - NW

Playstation - PS
Playstation 2 - PS2
Playstation 3 - PS3
Playstation Portable - PSP

Xbox - X/XB
Xbox 360 - 360

Mistake or not, it's not the 'gamers' choice on what the system will be named. We play the games, and the company keeps making new ones. Personally, I'd like to get me a NW. I'd say it's one of the best systems out there yet. Total interaction controllers? Wireless? None of this just-sit-there-and-mash-buttons anymore?? Sweet deal! People will have to develop skills and quick movements to play games now. I can already see myself on the edge of my seat trying to move something onscreen with the remote, while trying to keep my butt planted. I also can see lazy people not buying it, because it might cause effort to actually do something other than twiddle their thumbs all across a controller, but hey, their loss.

I swear, this system's going to be cool.

Posted: Jun 5th 2006 7:17PM (Unverified) said

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Honestly, people, grow up (and it's sad that I should have to tell you that. I'm only 15). You can make stupid jokes about ANYTHING. I mean really....you might as well say "PS3! Pee S 3!!!! HAHAHA!!!".

I can honestly say that I've never associated the Nintendo Wii with "Wee". I'd never even thought of it until I read this article. The name is meant to sound like "We", inspiring visions of people getting together and having a good time playing the games. If you want to stretch the name a bit just for fun, it also sounds like "Weeeeeee!!!", which is an exclamation of joy, something that means you're having fun. As Kai Cherry said, the word you're thinking of is "Wee-wee". Not only do you feel the need to focus on the more vulgar versions of the word, but you had to twist the word around to find one. Some of us got over potty humor in third grade.

I know the name "Wii" is a bit odd, and very unexpected, but we can get used to it. Nintendo's not going to change the name, so cease your complaining and get over it! You don't have to like the name, but at the very least stop being so immature about it. What's important is the console itself, which will be awesome. I leave you with the words of Shakespeare: A rose called by any other name would smell as sweet.

A Revolution called by any other name would smell as sweet. Whatever the name, that is still what we have on our hands here: A gaming revolution.

Posted: Jun 24th 2006 11:10AM (Unverified) said

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I thought WII was a bad name but post #18 took bad names to a whole new level he made them worse!


18. I might even dare to say "Revolution" will flop thanks to its stupid name. Everything else is right *except* the name. Nobody wants to buy "pee". Nobody wants to buy "Shiit". Niintendo is screwiing up. They should say "just kidding" and, even when the name "Revolution" sucks as a name for a console (too many syllables, latin origin of the word doesn't appeal to Asia). I propose one of this new names:

"Enigma/N-igma"
"N-ewtopia"
"Nintendopia"
"N-ter"
"N-tertainment"
"N-ew" (but would be associated with "ew", so no)
"iN"
"e-N"
"Ninty"
"Nintendo 256" (number inferior to 360, so no)
"Nine" (Number above 3 for both 3-60 or PS3)
"N-go"
"NVdia" (Copyright infringement, so no)
"N5"
"Nevo"
"Newo"
"NEO" (Association with Neo-Geo, so perhaps not)
"Neat" (Nintendo eat? THat sounds for fatties, so maybe not)
"0N" (Nintendo ON. That sounds so cool)
"Nvirtua" (Association with Virtual Boy? forget about it)
"Nterminator"

Or simply, "N"

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