360 made its South Park debut last night. In one scene (seen here
), Stan, Kyle, Butters, and
Kenny are all using wired controllers. What up with that?
Could this be a hint? Is Microsoft planning a
major Xbox 360 announcement at E3? A revelation that would trump anything that Nintendo or Sony could whip out? A new
Xbox 360 model with four — yes, four! — USB ports?
Consider this ... what if Microsoft has
already played out wireless? Heck, for that matter, what if the next-gen forerunner has already played out the entire
(notice the standard def hookup)? Is the next turn for Microsoft ... the retro era
? A mess of
tangled wires ... a pile of dusty cartridges ... 2D-pixelated Halo
? C'mon, admit it, that would better than
any of this Wiimote propaganda or those fourth dimension rumors we've been hearing from the other guys.
Okay, we're just being silly — we'll stop. So did anyone else catch the South Park
episode last night?