Totally awesome E3 games that everyone missed

The only thing worse than unfunny articles, are people who report on unfunny articles. OMG! Just kidding.

And I should hope so too!

Maybe if I started getting stars for my legitimate posts, I wouldn't be so bitter!!!

I should have definately gotten some stars on the post about the digital actress!!!

And you were planning to use these stars for... ?

Fair enough martin, fair enough! It was a good comment!

"http://comoedia.fr/afficheActeur/7008


Here is the real actresses page with an image on it. They used huge eyes because she really does have huge eyes. I think later on when they are actually doing the scene some of it can look really good. Still a long way to go though. Facial expressions would be helpful. If you notice though, any profile shot actually does seem to pull it across a little better."


This one was pretty good as well (on the subject of Lara Croft being a guy): "Wonder what would have happened if it was a guy, and they took the same route making stuff bigger each game?"

A lot of Microsoft's "innovative" measures seem to consist of, you guessed it, taking more of your money! Want to upgrade that old banger of a car you have? Why, if you're a rich kid, you'll be tearing it up on the virtual streets online! Tired of bland, textured walls? In-game advertising is the answer! I'm an Xbox owner, and I am planning on getting a 360 when the cooler ones are released in 2007 (maybe along with a Wii), but M$ really does seem to be living up to its pejorative nickname.

I know I will get a negative star for this, but I really hate it when people complain about their "stars". It's silly.

If Lara Croft were a guy, you'd be playing an Indiana Jones licence.

If you don't know Lore from the Brunching Shuttlecocks, you are teh 12.

Lore rules.

http://www.brunching.com/

I am old.

-p-

National Sarcasm Society: Like we need your support.

Seriously, it was an okay attempt at humour but it just falls flat. Better luck next time.

Mission: Marketplace -- this game progresses the demand for downloadable content and episodic games to its climax. Mission: Marketplace's innovation is that it requires players to purchase all the content separately -- alternatively you can just plunk down $200 and watch the credits roll. We can't wait for this one.

Lore SEVERELY misspelled this one, but at least he got the colon in the right place; this game's actually called Magic: The Gathering. :)X

#9: Go back and read one of his earlier columns, the Wikipedia FAQK. Probably the best thing he's done at Wired.

Lame "story". Next time, just don't post anything.

Threnody and martinmarv - you're either taking this article's sarcastic theme to the next level or you don't have a sense of humour. My vote's for the latter: lighten up 'yo!