Today in Joystiq: May 23, 2006

The Imposter of All Cosmos rolls down San Francisco, Leonardo DaVinci hides legendary  codes in his work, and EA begins its quest to dominate yet another continent. While we complain to the brass above about not getting free towels (and boy, would we like some), here are the highlights for today:

Joystiquery
So Dark the Contra of Man

News
Halo 3 multiplayer tested daily
Raving Rabbids all about "love and power!"
Tenchu global invasion in 2006
Microsoft targets Indian market with steep price tag
iRiver tries to 'Wing' it with portable gaming device, still facing delays
DS Lite trumps Xbox 360's trade-in value in Japan
EA's plan to rule Asia

Rumors & Speculation
SFII on Xbox Live: what's taking so long?

Culture
Sony expects gamers to "Play Beyond" $599
The great divide: UK vs US censorship
Getting a game idea published
Katamari ball rolls through SF Bay to Breakers race
Come work at Microsoft, you get free towels!
"I Hate You, E3," declares Escapist writer
Fun with physics: Oblivion's domino effect