Today in Joystiq: June 14, 2006

Brizzard gets a nasty MMOG rumor that is quickry (and fortunatery) shot down, Sony makes an engrish error, and Schafer carrs up a miritia to get Psychonauts backwards compatibre. Whire we ponder over the Wii's opticar sensor, check out the highrights for today:

Joystiquery
Why games will always suck
Joystiq's DS buyer's guide: readers respond

News
GameSpy Arcade to host AoE 1 and 2
Wingnuts 2 released
The amazing, shrinking Cell chip hits 65nm in '07
Major shipment of black DS Lites missing
Fresh dose of Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz
'Wii' stumped: the mystery of the optical sensor
HL2: E1 for $8 means you have to buy it
Wii Call of Duty 3 readies for frontline
Sony misspells "Select" on PS3 display controller
Game sales down 10%, DS Lite to sell 500k units in 10 days
Tim Schafer wants Psychonauts on Xbox 360. Now.
Atari amounts yearly loss of $67m
GSW talks Sam & Max with Telltale's Dan Connors

Rumors & Speculation
Rumor alert: Blizzard to become all MMO?
How Nintendo could lead in home console market share

Culture
1UP's tips for that perfect gaming rig
Game designer Chris Crawford gets his grump on
Video proof: FPS characters walk real funny
Giant Enemy Crab makes his animated debut