There's something simultaneously charming and repulsive about this rap video by Canadian comedy-guys Loading.Ready.Run., performing under the nom de guerre of 64K. Power Gloves, Nintendo belts, sideways caps, and an uncanny ability to remain rhythmless throughout the entire song compel me to close my browser and forget I ever watched the thing ... but then, then I remember all the great gamer in-jokes and maybe it's all right after all.
"The master of unlocking"? Exactly! 1337 has all the subtlety and clumsiness of that classic Resident Evil line, put to music then captured on video with a fish-eye lens. Oh no, I'm torn again. For the morbidly curious, the whole thing is embedded after the break.