Taking the meaning of "Nintendo fanboys" to a new level

by Blake Snow { Jun 22nd 2006 at 4:00AM }

"Dude, you go ahead and keep those cartridges..."

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)

busdriverneal @ Jun 22nd 2006 4:14AM

wow... not what i needed to see before breakfest!

Thomas Averin @ Jun 22nd 2006 4:21AM

I have officially been beat.

Amos @ Jun 22nd 2006 4:23AM

I don't know. I don't even want to know...

andrew smith @ Jun 22nd 2006 4:32AM

I've heard of blowing into the cartridge...

Iruceon @ Jun 22nd 2006 4:35AM

Please make sure his gun doesnt shoot anything other then ducks >.>

Einhanderkiller @ Jun 22nd 2006 4:37AM

Oh god.

jadenguy @ Jun 22nd 2006 4:54AM

i think those guys love coop a little too much...

Hoverbeast @ Jun 22nd 2006 4:57AM

Possibly the best thing I've seen all night. I am laughing hysterically at the thought of all the homophobes seeing this out of nowhere. Definitely takes Nintendo Fanboys to a new level.

sjenky @ Jun 22nd 2006 5:13AM

Please, Jack Thomson, Focus on these guys! Don't let them buy a Wii !! Think of the Children, somebody, Think of the CHILDREN !

William @ Jun 22nd 2006 5:20AM

sjenky that's hella funny!

But wow that picture is just priceless lol

Andrew Smith, that was a great joke!

Jack Thompson will soon start attacking Harry Potter books for supporting Gay and Lesbian relations. Half-Wizards Half-Muggles! DUN DUN DUN!!!

Rayzure @ Jun 22nd 2006 5:24AM

Yum!*

*well it's been a while since you had a fag fanboy comment...

Sam @ Jun 22nd 2006 5:49AM

And I thought I had done everything possible to display my love for video games...
Guess I was wrong.

Insomnia Bob @ Jun 22nd 2006 5:55AM

Shall I dub this photo...Brokeback Cartridge?

If this is the answer to the 'most disturbing video game moments' article earlier...well, it certainly wins. But I think the focus for that was on GORE...(which I can handle)...not...whatever the hell that is.

And now, if you'll excuse me, I need to pour Clorox into my eyes.

Vilhelm @ Jun 22nd 2006 6:02AM

Thank god I had eaten my breakfast before I saw this picture. Poor, poor NES games. :~(

coalhalo @ Jun 22nd 2006 6:11AM

My retina is peeling itself off in the hopes I will turn my head. Way too early for something like that.

nanomess @ Jun 22nd 2006 6:27AM

SEE kids, this is why you shouldn't purchase 2nd hand games from eBay. :D

sjenky @ Jun 22nd 2006 6:34AM

Guy nr. 1: "Hey mom, I'm gonna sell these games on ebay! Can you take our picture ?"
Mom : "Sure dearie... :-|.. ehm.. ah well sex sells"
Everyone: "Oh Mom!! hahahah"

Felix Andrews @ Jun 22nd 2006 6:40AM

DO NOT WANT

PsychoPain @ Jun 22nd 2006 6:55AM

They admit guest in their bathroom? :-) i reserve a place in the middle of them! :-D

Grail3x @ Jun 22nd 2006 7:05AM

The part of all this that amazes me the most is that those guys had to agree at one point that doing this was a "good idea"????

-Disturbing-

madzack898@yahoo.com @ Jun 22nd 2006 7:09AM

I'll take the ones that doesn't touch the nether regions...

Scooby Doo @ Jun 22nd 2006 7:18AM

Only Nintendo fanboys would pick old NES catridges over a nice Jell-O bath. I can only assume they're into pain 'cause OUCH!, those cartridges have awfully pointy corners.

But hey...who am I to judge and maybe this is the official end of Nintendo's 'kiddie' image.

Sam @ Jun 22nd 2006 7:23AM

To quote a friend of mine:

"It made me want to puke into my eyes in the hopes that it would erase all memory of seeing that image..."

John @ Jun 22nd 2006 7:33AM

LOL! Oh my god... your horrible people.

Pedro @ Jun 22nd 2006 7:51AM

Jeez, none of you can take two guys hugging with NES cartriges over their privates? sure it's overtly homoerotic, but enough with the exaggerated "ow my eyes are burning" comments for Christ's sake. I mean, what's not to like? 2 strapping young men, naked, and videgames. mmmmm

32_Footsteps @ Jun 22nd 2006 7:57AM

I just want to know who would think this is a great idea in the first place. It'd be just as messed up if that was one guy and one woman in the bathtub like that (or, for that matter, two women).

"Yeah, let's strip ourselves naked, lay in the bathtub, and cover ourselves with old NES cartridges!"

"You mean, put our naked bodies next to a bunch of awkwardly-shped plastic boxes, which will likely poke us in tons of uncomfortable ways? Yeah, let's do that!"

Seriously, I think we can safely establish that the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor with these guys.

bearattack79 @ Jun 22nd 2006 8:04AM

BLAKE SNOW----------------> Minus 1 star.

Vince @ Jun 22nd 2006 8:07AM

I don't know what to laugh at more, the fanboys or the size of that bath.

J00n @ Jun 22nd 2006 8:25AM

this pic gets more disturbing each time you look at it, now im scared of the facial hair and the apparent size difference of the heads (no puns please). Its a bit like a car crash............just cant look away.....

Jok3r OEM @ Jun 22nd 2006 8:32AM

I just hope he has "Back to the Future" stuck right up his ass.

Scooby Doo @ Jun 22nd 2006 8:33AM

I agree J00n, there's some inexplainable pull that makes it hard to stop staring. What's even scarier is that this isn't the only photo. If you follow the link, there's like 10 of these shots. So it's not just one photo, it's like they did a whole photo shoot.

I'm sure there's a older gay man out there with a fetish for cubs and Nintendo cartridges that's in heaven right now. (Straight people are excused if they don't get that joke.)

White Rose Duelist @ Jun 22nd 2006 8:34AM

Have you guys never heard of "behind the cut"?

awa64 @ Jun 22nd 2006 8:37AM

Eyes. Goggles. Nothing.

J00n @ Jun 22nd 2006 8:41AM

Ki @ Jun 22nd 2006 8:48AM

Umm...Anybody for NES cartridges?

MikeSkiX @ Jun 22nd 2006 8:54AM

well there goes my breakfast... i don't know those 2 look happy in there

Jody Anthony @ Jun 22nd 2006 9:19AM

hahaha, awesome.

Exbzurg @ Jun 22nd 2006 9:27AM

the images looks photoshopped....
*refuses to see the ruination of so many carts...*

Anticrawl @ Jun 22nd 2006 9:48AM

Yep a particular laywer would eat this up. I won't bother with saying his name, he isn't worth it. I can hear it already, "This is proof that even the seemingly innocent games of the past can rock the very foundation of society. Durhhhhhhh video games make ya ghey. Your untrained eyes can't spot this, and it's an understandable oversight."

Shesh, look how happy video games made those dudes. It's actually scary to think how greatly the effect of playing games has on people is different from causing violence. He is way off there. Terrified at the thought that video games may make me so relaxed, so open minded, so rational that I could find the joy and love with another man.

Heh that above paragraph would be what the Anti-Jack would say. It's dumb but hey better than what his later does.

Anticrawl
Anticrawl

billychaos @ Jun 22nd 2006 10:06AM

So do these guys snicker if someone comes over their place and picks up their games "wow you have all these nes games" *as they touch them all? Makes you think twice about buying used games at EBgames, hahahaa

Bored @ Jun 22nd 2006 10:18AM

True gaymer's love the Nintendo. Wait until they get their hands on each others wii.

udx @ Jun 22nd 2006 10:28AM

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!

darryl @ Jun 22nd 2006 10:28AM

Looks like Nintendo fans to me... Mario on the left and Luigi on the right... enjoying a little bit of bathtub cart sex. I have saved that picture so I can make a nice t-shirt.

Mike @ Jun 22nd 2006 10:34AM

Shave and a hair cut - $45
Nintendo games - $200
Tricking my much smaller "on the fence friend" to pose naked with me in a shower - Priceless

WedgeTalon @ Jun 22nd 2006 10:36AM

Two points. Point the first, nanomess - you are spot on. This is exactly why I shy from purchasing second hand pretty-muchh-anything. Yeah, that very nice office chair you just bought at a garage sale? How do you know that fat sweaty guy didn't sit in it naked? And more "portable" things such as games and books.... *shudder*

Point the second, all of you whining about seeing the image have obviously never been linked to goatse, tubgirl, or meatspin.

bladestar @ Jun 22nd 2006 11:14AM

This is what eventually happens to all Nintendo fanboys when they are forced to invite friends home to play multi-player games. This trend will probably decline a little with the new wii connect 24 that allows people to play online (ala Xbox live).

rikimaru @ Jun 22nd 2006 11:15AM

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jonquil/172302384/in/set-72157594173416441/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jonquil/172302310/in/set-72157594173416441/

I think you've all been mislead. If you look at these two shots, you can clearly see exposed boxer shorts, indicating that the precious NES carts did not make contact with bare genetalia. It's still hilariously creepy though. (May I have a star?)