John Boileau, an expert at Football Manager 2005
, decided to take his game to the next level by applying for the managerial position at Middlesbrough Football Club. Why not?
Long story short, John didn't get the job, but Middlesbrough's chairman did take the time to write him a charming rejection letter. You can visit John's site
for the full details, including reproductions of the application and response -- also consider donating to his breast cancer charity cause.