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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 9:35PM (Unverified) said

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Lightning bolt from Mario Kart.

If you use it just before the final lap ends, you are definitely going to lose some teeth.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 9:40PM (Unverified) said

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*place HAMMER BROS. SUIT and/or KURIBO'S SHOE in blank*

>:(

Other cool suggestions:

Metroid Prime's WaveBuster
Super Metroid's Hyper Beam
Metroid Prime's Phazon Beam
Viewtiful Joe's VFX
Zelda: OoT's Biggoron Sword
Zelda: MM's Fierce Diety Mask (or any of the other transforming masks)
Bionic Commando's Bionic Arm
Earthworm Jim's Head/Red Gun combo
Earthworm Jim 2's Broadside-of-a-Barn Blaster
etc...

D:
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 9:47PM (Unverified) said

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Do you guys really have nothing to post at all? This is terrible.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 9:49PM HelghanSuperSniper said

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@ metahuman

Good choices, try these


Volt Driver -Metroid Prime Hunters
Frakk Cannon - Unreal Tournament
Super Dragon - Perfect Dark
Proximity Mine - Perfect Dark (place on a ceiling above body armor or ammo guaranteed to lose friends in seconds)

Tek Bow/Arrows - Turok 2 ( you can pull the arrow out of an enemy before it explodes but the explosive bit stays impeded within them to dentonate seconds later)

Hammer - Super Smash Brothers Melee

Quad Rocket Launcher - Turok

Brick - Timesplitters

Master Sword - Zelda WW and Ocarina of Time
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 9:51PM YRUSirius said

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Go ahead Sean, and post something then.

-R.U.Sirius
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 9:54PM (Unverified) said

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It's all about the Super Shotgun. ALL ABOUT.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 9:55PM (Unverified) said

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They said Perfect Dark Series, not perfect Dark Zero.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 10:02PM (Unverified) said

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golden gun
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 10:04PM (Unverified) said

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Anyone know how I can send in a tip? =/
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 10:08PM Captain Obvious said

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Can we keep the profanities off the main page and after the links?
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 10:16PM (Unverified) said

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I always prefered the Concussion Rifle in the original Dark Forces over everything else. =D One hit kill, one blast actively seeks out all enemies in a room, whether theyre right in front of you or fifty feet above you, almost no reload time, plenty of ammo... It was liking cheating without typing in the damn codes.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 10:18PM (Unverified) said

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Red Shell? Forget that, the Blue one is the worst of them all.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 10:18PM (Unverified) said

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How can anyone take this list seriously without the Sheepinator from the Ratchet & Clank series?
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 10:19PM mezzaninex said

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Chill out ladies, this is a video game blog, not friggin CNN.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 10:24PM AoE said

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wait.... this isn't CNN?! damnit! I've been visiting the wrong site for months!

They forgot the best video game weapon of all time found in a variety of games, going back at least to streets of rage, possibly further, and recently revived in condemned:

Board with nail!

C'mon you all know that board with nail is the best weapon ever!!!
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 10:32PM (Unverified) said

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The drunken missle launcher from Rise of the Triad is a personal favourite of mine. Damn near useless, but very satisfying.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 10:40PM (Unverified) said

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Banana bomb, from Worms (2D!). That was sure to make a mess.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 10:40PM Mitsuo said

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I got another 10 ten list for you. the 10 ten RTS games.

10. Warhammer 40k
9. Rome total war
8. Empire Earth II
7. Rise of Nations: Rise of Legends
6. Age of Empire
5. Age of Mythology
4. Battlefiled for Middle Earth
3. Empire Earth
2. C&C Generals
1. C&C Red Alert 2

and there you have it. the 10 best RTS! Now you don't need any other games but that.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 10:51PM cheezitman2001 said

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I'm a little disappointed by the lack of anything Worms. The Old Lady, the Holy Hand Grenade, the Concrete Donkey... Good times.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 10:53PM (Unverified) said

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Man wheres the knife from counter-strike It actually takes some skill to use it. And Starcraft is the best RTS ever
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 10:54PM (Unverified) said

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Instead of the energy sword from Halo 2, it should be the pistol from Halo. AMIRITE?
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 10:55PM (Unverified) said

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#17, you forgot StarCraft, that's unacceptable. As unacceptable as it is, I do hope you 'forgot,' if you were consciously aware of the existence of SC and chose not to put it on your list that, my friend, warrants execution.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 10:57PM 007craft said

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The laptop gun in perfect dark zero is crap. Now the laptop gun from perfect dark original (complete 360 motion detection, more powerful and no delays) is worthy of the list.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 10:59PM tentaclesex said

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I'd add:

Quake - Rocket Launcher

It may be simple, but it's still one of the most satisfying weapons. Kerplowie!
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 11:00PM 007craft said

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#17 also forgot warcraft, warcraft 2, warcraft 2 expansion, warcraft 3, warcraft 3 expansion, warcraft 2 battlenet edition, and of course, starcraft.

Blizzard is hands down the king Of RTS (especially with starcraft). This guy must be on crack to not of liked it. Starcraft is also almost 10 years old and STILL has tons of players on it. You can join/create a match and it still fills up in seconds to date. Compare that to every other RTS he mentioned, in where you go online and lucky if you can find 2 games or even 1 at all.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 11:04PM (Unverified) said

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thunderfury ftw!!!
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 11:05PM beez1717 said

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How about the laser gun from Nightfire? When it's fully charged it is a one shot kill with a huge blast radius.
Another gun would have to be the Omega Cannon from MPH. In the hands of the right person, it is the deadlest thing I know of.
Lastly I would like to nominate the RCP90 from Goldeneye cuz it shoots through doors, has the fastest fire rate, and with the right amo, has almost no recoil. You can now mow your enimes down

P.S. Anyone remember the laser turrit from Nightfire? It shot in a streight line and almost never hit. It sucked. I would put this gun in the hall of shame!
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 11:06PM (Unverified) said

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Ratchet and Clank's morph-o-ray. It turned your enemies into CHICKENS! How can you beat that?
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 11:06PM z2two said

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THE AWP
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 11:13PM (Unverified) said

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Uh, how about the eggs is RE:4?! You could totally throw those at zombies.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 11:16PM (Unverified) said

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oh, and the farsight from perfect dark in multiplayer - you could shoot through walls!
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 11:24PM (Unverified) said

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I'd rate any weapon on how they feel to use, which is a combination of elements such as weight, attack-effects, impact-effects, animation, sound, dynamics, etc...

...and I'd trade many of those in that list for the Blades of Chaos in God of War in a heartbeat. VERY satisfying.

In the slight obscure category, I'm partial to the way the guns felt in the Hitman series, primarily for the way they sounded, so I'd toss in the minigun from Hitman 2.

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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 11:25PM Twist said

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I think this is the first top ten weapons list I have ever seen without the Half-Life crowbar listed.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 11:30PM (Unverified) said

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the bow and arrow weapon from Super Ghouls & Ghosts and the shotgun from RE4.

*mouth waters at thought of blasting a villager clear off a roof with a shotgun blast*
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 11:32PM (Unverified) said

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oh yeah, and i forgot about the purple dildo from GTA: San Andreas :D
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 11:43PM HelghanSuperSniper said

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One thing I forgot to mention...why are the explosions in Goldeneye and perfect dark so much better than modern FPS? In the 64 days, you could detonate a mine or shoot a missle and the explosion did massive damage and had great splash damage where the fire from the explosion could destroy full suits of kevlar or take 90 percent of your health. I've seen people with rocket launchers get chased down with almost no health only to turn around and shoot the side of a wall and have his pursuers burn up in the flames.

The Super Dragon in Perfect dark had a rapid fire grenade launcher that almost looked like napalm. You could shoot a spread of grenades that would generate a fireball that lingered for a few seconds. Anyone carrying a grenade near the blast would get blasted when the heat from the explosion combined with the grenade in their hand.

I've seen people fire missles too close to these explosions only to have the missle detonate right in front of their face for the same reason. negative kill point. Hilarious.

Perfect Dark/Goldeneye = classic

Perfect DARK Zero - overrated.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 11:57PM (Unverified) said

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THE Z SABRE!

or

THE X BUSTER!

that is all.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2006 11:58PM (Unverified) said

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Slapper, Goldeneye.


'nuff said.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2006 12:07AM (Unverified) said

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WTF? No weapons from the entire ratchet and clank series? This weapons list officially sucks...
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Posted: Jun 30th 2006 12:12AM ChillyWilly said

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How can you have a list of great game weapons without the RYNO from Ratchet & Clank? All you need to know is the weapon's acronym stands for Rip Ya a New One. 'Nuff said.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2006 12:25AM (Unverified) said

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I am shocked that no one mentioned the infamous boogerman and his farts.

King of all crazy weapons goes to Roger Wilco in the space quest series.

Shame on you joystiq for not mentioning the Crissagrim from Castlevania :SotN

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Posted: Jun 30th 2006 12:40AM (Unverified) said

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I can't remember its name but there was a german weapon in Medal of Honor: Spearhead that totally owned. It was kind of like a grenade launcher except better. One hit kills in a very large area ^.~
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Posted: Jun 30th 2006 12:43AM (Unverified) said

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The weapons on the list are all good, but I personally think you could have a top 100 and still leave some good weapons out. That being said, here are some in no particular order that I believe deserve a mention:

Just simply cool weapons:
Star wars Dark forces series... friggin lightsabre!!! come on now!
Painkiller - has quite a few cool weapons (chain gun and rocket launcher in one?! Shotgun with freeze combo?!) but i personally enjoy the simple pleasures of the stake gun.
Zelda n64 - bombchu, i heart bombchu :)

Wacky yet cool:
Serious sam - giant cannonball shooter.. oh my
Unreal tournament - richochet razor blade gun... wow
Forgot the game name (done by the team that did Giants: citizen kabuto) land shark gun, nuff said

Nostalgia:
Castlevania - the whip always hold a special place in people's hearts for some reason.
Mario brothers - red fireball! with it, you own the world! except those lil armored guys.
Rygar - that thing he had

Games that had cools weapons all around:
Virtua On - raidens chest beam, beam sword, bal bas bow death from above and vacuum salad mixer combo :), tong fun, so many
Soul Calibur - just watch kilik's staff or maxi's nunchucks... so smooth.

ps, any top 10 rts list without starcraft brood war at least in the top 3 is useless
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Posted: Jun 30th 2006 12:47AM (Unverified) said

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I would've liked to see the Flak cannon from the Unreal series. How much better does it get than a combination shotgun and grenade launcher??
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Posted: Jun 30th 2006 12:58AM laserbeams said

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No Descent weapons?

Mega Missile/Earthshaker, Helix Cannon, and the unforgettable Fusion Cannon...
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Posted: Jun 30th 2006 1:11AM (Unverified) said

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The best weapons without question were in N 64's Turok 2: Seeds of evil. You could install a cheat that gave you every weapon, play the game in rainbow hue [really looked nice!] god mode,etc. The scorpion launcher was fun; like a six-pack radar guided rocket launcher. The cerebral bore was one of the best, tho not always accurate,saw-blade was great and there was also a big-ass nuke that took time to "cook up"and blinded you when the tv screen vaporized.If you guys and gals get a chance to retro it when you get your Wiis by all means play it-it's great! Think I'll hook up my 64 tomorrow.....
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Posted: Jun 30th 2006 1:23AM (Unverified) said

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Ah, no dual ingrams/berettas from Max Payne? Shame...
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Posted: Jun 30th 2006 2:03AM (Unverified) said

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Please, the Stormhammer "Disc thrower" from Tribes should be on this list.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2006 2:23AM (Unverified) said

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blue shell, mario kart

ill set the scene: last lap, baby park. last place gets one of these...
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Posted: Jun 30th 2006 3:11AM (Unverified) said

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I guess I'm one of the few people who got into "Blood" back in the day. I used to play it every day online for months.

Great weapons. "Voo Doo Doll" could have been on this list.
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