Nintendo snags more Wii-related trademarks

Nintendo sure loves registering trademarks. The latest bunch of trademarks snagged by House N has us all a bit perplexed as we can't quite figure out how they would serve the company and its upcoming console. The list reads:
- WiiCan
- WiiClub
- WiiCommunication
- WiiDiary
- WiiHappy
- WiiHealth
- WiiHome
- WiiKids
- WiiMap
- WiiOnline
- WiiSenior
- WiiWords
- WWWii
Now, the only thing we can logically predict at this moment in time is that the term
Wiican is Nintendo's entry in the
Coca-Cola/Pepsi wars. We personally would've went with
Ninten-Cola, but I guess it's a fine enough name. Or maybe Nintendo is trying to market the Wii to the Pagan game-playing crowd?