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Posted: Aug 14th 2006 7:33PM (Unverified) said

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What about Goldeneye?
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Posted: Aug 14th 2006 7:34PM AoE said

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Any top 10 video game toilet list that doesn't mention the awesome toilet, and the world's first FPS puking scene from Breakdown is garbage.
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Posted: Aug 14th 2006 7:36PM (Unverified) said

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I don't understand how exactly they are ranking this. The Tomb Raider toilet got a higher score (which is pretty silly in realism) while the #1 got a lower score and is still #1.


Yes, I also thought of Goldeneye. That was the first thing I noticed while playing Goldeneye: Source.

"Hey, I can't get on the toliets."
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Posted: Aug 14th 2006 7:49PM (Unverified) said

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going through the list, all i could think of was GoldenEye.

planting proximity mines on that bog in a death match then going killing someone, knowing that they would spawn into the vents above the bogs and have no other option but jump onto the toilet and instantly die always left me with a warm feeling inside

:)
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Posted: Aug 14th 2006 7:53PM thisredengine Tweet me said

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I hate "guy/jock humor" magazines...
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Posted: Aug 14th 2006 7:54PM (Unverified) said

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Wasn't there an actual toilet LEVEL in Conker? I know there was a poo opera... but I seem to recall a giant toilet.
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Posted: Aug 14th 2006 8:04PM (Unverified) said

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What, no mention of using the can in Final Fantasy 6? Predates DN3D by at least a year. Bonus points because your character does the "critical damage" pose when you stand on it and press A.
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Posted: Aug 14th 2006 8:11PM (Unverified) said

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Maxim's having a "Joystiq news day".
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Posted: Aug 14th 2006 8:12PM Pulov Yuran said

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This list has been done before. In the July 1999 Issue of the "Nintendo Official Magazine" in the UK (Issue 82), they had a list of "5 Famous Toilets" (okay, so maybe not EXACTLY a top ten list). The toilets included "Loggo" the toilet from Mad Monster Mansion in Banjo Kazooie, The Facility toilets in Goldeneye 007, New York toilets in Duke Nukem, Russian Embassy toilets from Mission Impossible, and the Multiplayer Loser screen with Mr.Hankey from South Park (all the games being from the N64).
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Posted: Aug 14th 2006 8:13PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, Goldeneye should be on there, as should the toilet that James has to dig through in Silent Hill 2. That, personally, was the most memorable toilet to me.
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Posted: Aug 14th 2006 8:24PM epobirs said

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What about the horrifying scatological shooter, Toilet Kids on the PC Engine?

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/16.php

http://pcenginebible.roarvgm.com/HTML_Games/Toilet_Kids.htm

This game has to be seen to be believed. The idea that this was on store shelves in Japan never ceases to amaze.

This discussion makes me flash back to the most recent Venture Bros. episode, which spent a lot of time in a restaurant men's room. Much hilarity.
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Posted: Aug 14th 2006 8:25PM Foetoid said

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I was working my way through the toilets on there and was thinking to myself "I hope they got the dunnies from Duke Nukem in there". Sure enough, they make the number 1 spot. That game was quite odd to me only cause it made me feel sick. I dont know if it was the sprite-based graphics that "always faced you" or the blowing up of alien scum, but no game has been able to make me feel sick after that one. I have played much gorier games, but that one always made me feel sick after playing for a while....odd.
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Posted: Aug 14th 2006 8:28PM (Unverified) said

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Tsk tsk. No mention of Silent Hill 2 in sight. How many other games have you reaching _into_ a nasty toilet?
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Posted: Aug 14th 2006 9:54PM (Unverified) said

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Everyone knows Deus Ex had the best toliets.
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Posted: Aug 14th 2006 11:06PM (Unverified) said

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No Silent Hill 2? This list is worthless!
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Posted: Aug 14th 2006 11:36PM (Unverified) said

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Here's a collection of toilets from a whole lot of video games, up through 2004:

http://web.archive.org/web/20050223225334/http://www.btinternet.com/~l.a.lester/Toilet/

Unfortunately, the original site is no more and the Wayback Machine seems to have the only copy. Enjoy the images it archived!
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Posted: Aug 14th 2006 11:37PM (Unverified) said

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First one I thought of was in Metal Gear Solid when snake sees the guy talking about how he hates Alaska while sitting on the pooper...

I was also thinking Doom III...hearing the creepy whispers in the corner in the shitter gives me stage fright just thinking about it.

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Posted: Aug 14th 2006 11:50PM (Unverified) said

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This list is definately crap (no pun intended, I swear) without Silent Hill 2. Screw you, Maxim.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2006 1:44AM (Unverified) said

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It's hardly a list on toilets unless it has Goldeneye. That game was on the forefront of toilets in games. That game was an inovator. After it came out, every game had headshots, exploding barrels, mission objectives, and, of course, a toilet somewhere in the game.

Shame, Maxim, shame.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2006 3:31AM (Unverified) said

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How dare they forget the toilet in Majoras Mask? By far the best in game toilet ever. That guy sticking his hand out was a highlight in the game.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2006 3:45AM harusame said

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No Banjo-Kazooie, Majora's Mask (there's an old pervert living in it!) or Goldeneye? Why have they forgotten the good ol' N64? Now I'm sad.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2006 4:41AM (Unverified) said

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Holy crap, they mentioned Redneck Rampage. That game was awesome! I'm glad someone else other than myself remembers it.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2006 5:31AM (Unverified) said

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No Jet Set Willy? That's one lousy toilet list, I tell ya.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2006 6:01AM (Unverified) said

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LucasArts Outlaws - on the first level you can blow up the outside toilet with dynamite and [ahem] crawl through to a hidden area...
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Posted: Aug 15th 2006 8:02AM R Kasahara said

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SkippyJr: Ahh, if only the Wayback Machine archived images... ;)

And I agree that this wasn't a very good list. That, and whenever I actually paused to read the descriptions, I could feel my IQ lower by a few points.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2006 9:06AM KTXL said

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I don't think you need to look much past Condemned: Criminal Origins if you're looking for awful horrible stank crappers.

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Posted: Aug 15th 2006 9:17AM Bedpanjohn said

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yeah list sucks...

but it is pretty crazy how much toilet graphics have changed in the last 10 years...
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Posted: Aug 15th 2006 3:29PM (Unverified) said

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Just think, if it wasn't vaporware Duke Nukem forever would have had some incredibly bad ass unbelievable toilets...
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