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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 3:43PM Player1 said

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Still...those are some awesome boobies.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 3:43PM (Unverified) said

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Ouch!!!

Xbox 360, is that the best you can do!
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 3:48PM Uberdave said

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How much do we all want to bet that if this game starred a spartan warrior, and had more tits, and was on another console, it would get RAVE reviews.

I've played both N3 and God of War and N3 is by far the superior game. It may be shallow, but this entire genre is about that. It's like complaining that a WW2 shooter has too many nazis.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 3:50PM (Unverified) said

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Well I like the Demo and I bought the freaking game.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 3:53PM (Unverified) said

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Dave, saying that this game in any way, shape or form is comparable, let alone superior to God of War certifies you as a Grade A idiot.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 3:53PM (Unverified) said

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And once again we have yet another mediocre 360 title...How many of these are we going to see ?? What happened to next gen ?? Didnt xbox claim to be bringing the first true next gen system (with no hdmi output) ?? lmao i have a 360 and have only bought 3 games for it soo far. The PS3 needs to hurry up and get here. The Wii should be interesting also. :)
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 3:55PM SymetriX said

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AG: to follow your logic...

"Gosh! This game industry is going downhill fast--time to switch to basket weaving!"

It's just one game, man.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 3:55PM (Unverified) said

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Umm... God of war and this are almost completely different types of games... this game has more in Common with Dynasty Warriors then god of war.

God of war was more like Prince of Persia then anything. and was a far superior game to N3...just because GoW was on PS2 doesnt make it a horrible game and just cuz N3 is on 360 doesn't make it superior in anyway other than prettier graphics perhaps

Way to be a fanboy Dave!
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 3:56PM Player1 said

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I like people who didn't look at what games were coming out for 360, bought one, and then complain.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 3:57PM (Unverified) said

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I wish MS would spent their PR money on producing quality games instead.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 3:57PM (Unverified) said

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Another one bites the dust, another one down another one another 360 games bite the dust. This game get so boring after an hour or so. It's a shame when do I get what I paided for? Oh well back to more Zombie Bashing....Atleast Dead Rising hasn't lost my intrest...Yet.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 3:58PM (Unverified) said

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#11 thank your lucky stars your 360 is still alive :)
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:02PM (Unverified) said

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I was going to buy a 360, but after hearing all the bad reviews of the games have decided to wait for PS3. It's sad for people to waste 400 dollars to play such horrible games. No wonder all of you are playing Uno and Galaga.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:02PM (Unverified) said

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i found this out when i played the demo. it was fun but it got old quick so just didnt get it. i am loving the demo's you can try before you buy or sometimes a few weeks after the game comes out. when i played dead rising i liked what i saw so got the game.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:07PM (Unverified) said

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I liked this game! but then its not for everyone. To me it felt very arcade (Even the cut scences kicking before you can pick all the items up :)).

And fanboys(all three sides) this sh*t is getting so stupid now. All three next-gen consoles have areas of shame

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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:10PM JimmyHACK said

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i liked the demo just due the the hd added some nice clarity to the genre, but the gameplay wasn't anything special... played the full game and meh, nothing special here at all... this was such a hyped 360 title, but in the end it was just lackluster.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:11PM (Unverified) said

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I call bullshit on Fagaymer. Every damn thing you post is anti microsoft...so stfu and stop claiming you were about to get a 360 but decided to wait for a ps3
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:12PM (Unverified) said

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@ #6

The cheap ps3 will not have HDMI nor will the Wii
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:12PM (Unverified) said

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shoo shoo you 360 haters. Lay off the hatorade and go back to your console's news stories.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:14PM (Unverified) said

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meh, the demo was pretty fun and looked good to boot. I don't know if $60 bucks is worth the repetitive gameplay and absolutely horrid voice acting.

So far next gen only means that the 360 can put more enemies on screen at one time and it looks like PS3 will be doing the same.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:15PM (Unverified) said

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You realise that this game, had it been released at this time next year, would've most likely been on both consoles and sucked regardless right?

This was a game that was rushed out to try and give the Japanese audience games of a style they usually like in an effort to sell more consoles there. In the end, however, a rushed game is a rushed game.

I mean the PS3 is gonna be launching with some mediocre titles that came out for the 360 in February(Blazing Angels anyone?)
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:16PM (Unverified) said

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Is it just me, or are a lot of the so called next-gen titles really seeming rushed? Poor framerates plague many recent titles, and I haven't found a game for my 360 that i've found to have really great control yet:(
I'm still having a ton of fun with it...maybe next-gen was just too overhyped to stand up under its own weight. Hopefully this doesn't remain a problem as developers learn how to code for the new systems
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:17PM (Unverified) said

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Another most anticipated Xbox 360 title flops...what's new?

Xbox 360 is the platform where AAA games are upcoming...with every new flop this promise is renewed...
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:20PM (Unverified) said

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There is balance in the universe... for every 99 nights there is a dead rising.

http://agentmoo.com
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:21PM Zertoss said

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"If you didn't scoop it up in the half of a second you had after defeating the enemy, then you're out of luck."

Just like Diablo 2 on Battle.net! ;)
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:23PM Player1 said

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This game is only $50 BTW...not that the haters care.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:24PM (Unverified) said

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To #18.....Me nor any of my friends are going to get the $499 PS3 package. Only premium for me and them. :)
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:26PM (Unverified) said

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I liked the game too, but I think one thing that would've helped is if Q Entertainment had spent some time fixing these glitches in the game, rather than half-assing an English version. Nevertheless, I'll probably still buy it.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:28PM (Unverified) said

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a fool(s) and his money are soon parted.. ha
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:28PM AoE said

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Fagaymer,

I'd think as a "Gaymer" you'd be more sensetive to how utterly absurd sweeping generalizations are... guess not though, eh?

For the record I'm happy with my $400 purchase, and I don't own galaga or uno (playing card games in any kind of video game setting seems absurd to me) but there are plenty of other games, including N3, that I've really been enjoying. I don't regret my purchase in the slightest, nor does any other 360 owner I know... on the other hand I do know two PS fanboys who purchased 360s after hearing the cost of the PS3; they're also very happy with their purchases.

So, since you obviously love generalizing, as long as you continue, does that make it fair game for the rest of us (or those of us that are happy with our 360s at least) to start making sweeping generalizations about you? I'm just sayin'...
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:31PM Uberdave said

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@5.

You are right, you can't compare it to God of War because this one is actually fun. God of war was an awful mess with crappy gameplay but it had enough "extreme!!!" content that enough people bought it.

N3 may be shallow, but it is fun. Unfortunately the same cannot be said for gow. But whatever helps the fanboys feel better about themselves, right?
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:32PM fwacce said

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Of course Fagaymer is just antagonizing, but the line "No wonder all of you are playing Uno and Galaga." is still hilarious. Funny stuff.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:33PM miniboss1232 said

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"I was going to buy a 360, but after hearing all the bad reviews of the games have decided to wait for PS3. It's sad for people to waste 400 dollars to play such horrible games. No wonder all of you are playing Uno and Galaga."

Just wait until the PS3 launch. It seems no one remembers the abysmal lack of games during the PS2's first year.

Hey, and no dissing on Galaga.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:37PM (Unverified) said

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Heh... funny thing was, I was actually thinking about buying a 360 just for this one single game based on a developer interview on how amazing the story in it would be...

yeah... let's just say I changed my mind.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:39PM (Unverified) said

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@ Fagaymer

There are good games on the Xbox 360, please, pull your head out of your ass before talking to other people, otherwise you'll just talk shit.

Now go ahead and buy that $600 system you'll have to shelf because all the third party development decided to stick with the PS2 and Xbox 360. You'll also be pleased to notice there will be little graphical difference, because Sony outright lied about the specs in the first place.

Nya =P
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:46PM (Unverified) said

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"The 360 is doomed for failure, every game out for it sucks and every system is defective RAH RAH RAH!!!"

Some of you guys better stop letting so much crap out of your mouth, you're ruining the ozone layer. The only reason this game was hyped was because it was put out by Q entertainment, everybody should have realized after watching gameplay videos that this was just another dynasty warriors style game.

I can't wait till games like Fatal Inertia come out and then the 360 Fan Boys will have some poop to fling back and forth with the Ps3 Fanboys.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:52PM (Unverified) said

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Hack and slash, dynasty warriors style. Looks good to me despite the bad reviews, I might pick it up with chrome hound once get my 360.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:56PM (Unverified) said

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To everyone who said this is a must own game..


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ...pwnd
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:58PM (Unverified) said

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The comments on this post continue to add to my confidence that Nintendo has the right strategy. Before you label me a hater or a fanboy, listen for a sec.

The biggest complaints about the Xbox360 are
a)the price
b)game quality

The biggest current complaint about the PS3 is the price (much more than the 360).

While the PS3 will presumably have a larger library than the 360, many of those games will be cross-platform. So let's face it, if they suck on the 360, they will suck on the PS3. Period.

What 360 owners are finding now is that more power doesn't equal better games, and that graphics can't make a bad game good.

I can't say that the Wii will necessarily have better games, but at the very least it wins in the price department. With the new control mechanic, it may very well bring fun new ideas as well. We'll see, but I predict that Nintendo is set to win back the real purpose of gaming: gameplay.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:59PM (Unverified) said

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I like the game. One man's trash is another man's treasure ... one of my favorite PS2 games, period, is Wizardry: Tale of the Forsaken Land -- I love the graphics, the story, the music ... all of it! The meta-score for it stands at 69%. What can I say, I think the game rocks - period. Same thing with N3, I like it ... no big deal if reviews on it suck.

It's amazing how few people can make up their own minds and have to rely on what other people tell them to think. If you haven't played the game, you should just say "I don't know" instead of relying on second-hand information.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 4:59PM (Unverified) said

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@AoE

Denial- it's not just a river in Egypt.

I'm kidding, I knwo you're probably very happy with 360. You just sounded like you were trying to CONVINCE Fagaymer(rofl) that you were happy.

But we all know better.

I just hope that PS3 doesn't do as well as the last two generations.

Sorry flameboys. please don't hang me.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 5:06PM (Unverified) said

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This "My console is better than your console" war is really pissing me off.When are some of you going to stop being "consolers" and start being gamers.

I own a 360 and love it and cant wait for halo 3 and gears of war.I plan to buy a PS3 well because life aint worth living without final fantasy and Metal Gear for me, and I plan to buy the Wii because i grew up playing "bad dudes" and I like a good game of smash bros. with my friends.

You dont have to own all of them like me to be a gamer but you at least have to have some common sense to pick one the has the most games you like.Now shut the hell up already because all this console bashing makes all of you look like fools.

Anyway N3 is an ok game , it should had been $40USD in my opinion.If it had a good story (like it promise to have) I would had over looked the gameplay....
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 5:10PM The1 said

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This game has nothing to do with MS. They may have published it: however, you must remember this was made by a Japanese developer. IMO, you blame the developer who did not take the time to do the game RIGHT. Whilst, you IDIOTS who say they will wait on the PS3 because of NNN. Look at the tons of FLOPS the PS2 had and the PS3 will follow suit. All consoles will have good and bad games, if you want better games go the the DEVELOPERS and demand better.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 5:11PM (Unverified) said

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I hate to say it (Because for the most part, I enjoy seeing companies branch out to different genres), but some (Not all) companies should stick to what they do best. I don't see Harmonix doing FPS or id Software doing strategy RPGs. Q should stick to puzzle games (Though I have to say I'm looking forward to "Every Extend Extra") because that's what they're best at.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 5:27PM (Unverified) said

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at #33

Is it bad that third party dev, decided to stick w/ PS2 and 360? I can still play it on my PS3 anyways.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 5:28PM Pipp said

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I picked up the game and it isn't that bad. I've played much worse games than this for the same price.

As for the 360 catalogue, I think it had quite a few games worth owning the system for already. Compared to the first year of the Gamecube and PS2, i've bought probably twice the amount of games for the 360 in the same time frame. Never bothered with an XBox1, though.

I'd say the library had a decent game for almost every genre right now. It's a good start.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 5:38PM (Unverified) said

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This is why quantifying game quality based on subjective experiences is bad news. They should do away with the rating system and make you read the entire review. I find that a lot of reviewers don't even like the *genre* before they even play the game. It's useless data.

*Side Note*
SONY fanboys have clearly proven to be the most annoying of all. You'd think SONY promised them a girlfriend with their PS3 purchase.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 5:40PM (Unverified) said

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Now Joystiq, can you do a Metareview of Dirge of Cerberus, and see if maybe why someone can explain to us why that game is getting even worse scores then N3?
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 5:48PM (Unverified) said

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bad reviews =/= bad game as good reviews =/= good game. i think MGS2 got great reviews and that thing sucked more than Jenna Jameson. i knew this game would get bad reviews since its really a niche game. if its your type of thing, you'd probably like it.

Sony fanboys continue to hope and pray for any negative news re: 360. But even you all must realize that N3 getting bad reviews isn't "OMGAXFKLRLU!!111 teh 360 is dooomzed!!11!!elevne". The system continues to build a great library with variation - and with less crap titles than the PS2 (which touts a huge library of 99% crap).
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Posted: Aug 17th 2006 5:50PM (Unverified) said

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eek!

Come on guys! I'm no 360 fan but this is rediculous!

Look at the games the DS had in its first year. Or even the PS2 or N64. Zelda: OoT didn't hit that system till well into it's second year.

And of course so many games seem rushed. "Next gen" graphics take so much more work but the programmers are expected to be done in the same amount of time....so you can have titles in the first year!

Remember, what goes around comes around. And if you think 3rd party devs are going to have grade A expriences for the PS3 Cell CPU or the Wiimote right off the bat, you have a HUUUUUUGE dissapointment waiting for you.

So put down the fingers. Lest it be twice as many pointed our way when our turn comes.
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