One Nintendo fanboy to rule them all!

by Joystiq Staff on Aug 20th 2006 8:35PM

Star Wars kid beware, there's a Nintendo fanboy hot on your tails to dethrone your broomstick wielding antics. Everyone, meet Super Jesse Mario. This 19-year-old Mario fanatic from San Antonio, Texas, is not only one of the bigger Ninty fans out there, but also a rising hip-hop star -- Eminem better look out too, this white boy's got skillz.

Jesse tells us he entered this video in the Nintendo Buzznet contest and we can only hope that the judges can see the pure genius that dwells inside the mind of such a talented artist such as Jesse. Behold Joystiq faithful, the one fanboy to rule them all!

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when anyone else listens to this, does it sound like the audio got shot in the face? i can barely even tell that the sounds coming from the kid are human.

The horrorrrrrrr.......

My... my ears... will never be the same...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CefJlB4MuTw

Sound familiar?

Heh, sorry folks about the sound. It was made with some crap programs that were of course free. Anyway, I just made this for fun, so I hope (despite my horrible voice) that you like it.

After showing this video to a medical professional (me), I concluded that this kid suffers from severe obsessive compulsive disorder, and that uhh he can't sing worth a damn cent... :)

By the way fellas, that's me in that FIRST video too! It's under the same name!!!!

I think that you used "Ninty" in the post was enough proof that you need serious help.

This is awesome. In it's own little, strange, internet way, it's awesome.

Stupid

omg my eyes !!!!! my ears!!!!!

"Stupid"

thanks, Captain Prick. your inability to compose and post anything remotely resembling a complete sentence is astounding. it really adds to your credibility as well.

and one fanboy to find them

Dude, you need to get a life. There is no excuse for this level of fanboyism.

This man is a god among us.

The nintendo stuff was cool, but the rap is so stupid i feel like i should go take a shower, make that 2 showers. Eh....

"16. The nintendo stuff was cool, but the rap is so stupid i feel like i should go take a shower, make that 2 showers. Eh...."

I know, the song IS horrible, but thanks again for listening!

Ok, sorry people, I know it's stupid to respond to your own comments, but I can't help it. I don't want people to think I don't appericate their opinion (even the ones that say I suck, those are the most honest, even those I secretly wish they fall into a pit filled with hundreds of vicious dogs tonight).

Well, we openly wish you fall into a pit filled with sony execs. That'll teach ya!

Woah, I live in Sa, TX...That's crazy....

I got to say listening to it is hard becuase the music being so loud and you seem to be more of talking really fast more then singing however!

You are on your way to being bigger then the star wars, welcome to the world of internet fame.

wow... just wow. that video made my evening.

I was going to make a joke about coming out of the closet (the one he goes into at the end of the video) but thought better of it. :)

very nice collection :)

I'm not sure if that's the best or worst Youtube I've ever seen.

But thanks for putting a smile on my face either way.

I hope this kid enjoys being a virgin, because if he keeps this up, he's gonna stay one, for a long, long time.

No way that kid ever gets laid. No way.

Ok. You are hardcore.

I like how he decided that having two gym socks inside his mouth with a box over his head, having tin foil and sand paper wrapped around the microphone, and a fan (on its highest setting) pointed in his direction would give him the best in audio recording quality.

"Ding Ding Extra Life"? Wouldn't 'extra' constitute as an addition to? When did he first get a life? Hehe.

Hey SA represent! how many other people live in SA, tx

So that's where my koopa army went...

Wow Jesse, I salute you, simply because you are crazier than I could have possibly imagined any one fanboy can be. Cheers!

Holy fanboyism. Your singing needs more emotion. And better sound too.

In the legacy of Big Daddy Kane, Kool G. Rap... The RETURN of the FAST RAP!

http://www.boomkat.com/item.cfm?id=8227

Well...
Of course, your audio editing and recording quality needs a little work...

Admirable for putting yourself out there, though - nice collection too!

Great job, son! I didn't realize your collection had gotten so large! Don't let the negative A$$holes squash your creativity.

I live in SA, too. That's 4 on this thread.

now you know what im dealing with when you try to reason with any fanboy =]

"what everyones dealing with" sorry bout that lol

WOW! Jesse 3rd You're my HERO mate!

Cheers! :)

That seems like what Eminem's childhood would have been like. Keep it up, you just might be the real Slim Shady.

OMG, this is really weak. How dare you to torture those Mario's like that.

ears...bleeding...
Stop-button...won't....work
____________________________

That was pretty funny but the sound was so bad, it must be done again with a better mic!

First off you own the same Mario shirt I own so I already feel shame. Secondly how did you not look at what you were doing and crack up laughing at the sheer stupidity of it all. It was not funny it was terrifingly disturbing. To see people out there that take fanboyism to this level leaves me in a rare state of shock and awe. Anyway in conclusion just because Joystiq is a slightly Nintendo skewed site does not mean the critisism will be any less harsh.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Did I forget to tell everyone that the audio was done with my ds lite and electroplankton? I just recorded each "line" like that and then put it against the music using a player called "Audacity" that usually records podcasts.To place it against the videos I just goggled "Audio and Video Mixer" and downloaded the first one, which was a trial version that only let me record a mintue. I then sliced the video and mp3 I made into scenes(sorter than a minture, which is obvious) and combined them using "FX Joiner and Splitter" video editor. So that's how it got where it is today. I know, the audio sucks, and I have a horrible voice, but thanks for listening anyway (By the way, I know this isn't going to help the constant "virgin" jokes, but if you go to my myspace site, my wife is actually my first friend on the list, and she lives with me, so she's real :P).

^^ You're an ADULT??? Or at least old enough to be married...
Sorry Jesse but I could of swore you were like 15, 16, or 17 yrs old.

wow...

wow!
that was sooooooo disturbing in soooo many ways!

I would rather tell my parents that i was gay than showing this movie?

@Jesse. When u was finished this movie how long did stay in the closet thinking about what you have done?

i hope all of that mario stuff is worth all of the sex you won't be having for the next 20 years..

Don't get me wrong, Im just as much of a geek as most of the guys on here, but I made sure that my wife would more then tolerate my geek-ness so as I would not jepordize my chances of being laid on a regular basis..

At least when you've decided that you've had enough, you can sell most of that stuff on eBay for enough money to retire with.. but until then..

Enjoy that whole, no sex thing.

oh fanboy, oh fanboy
u should get a free wii or something

your room should be next to the word "fanboy"

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