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Posted: Aug 26th 2006 7:16PM fwacce said

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You guys are so cool for using the F word on the main page. I want to be as cool as you guys when I grow up.

Posted: Aug 26th 2006 7:21PM Nigeria said

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''You guys are so cool for using the F word on the main page. I want to be as cool as you guys when I grow up.''

Fanboy

Posted: Aug 26th 2006 7:22PM (Unverified) said

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I actually had to go back and do a search for the place were "fuck" was used. I didn't even notice it. Ha.

Posted: Aug 26th 2006 7:32PM (Unverified) said

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Words that look and sound the same in different languages but aren't are called "false cognates." OH. In your face Tycho. //know-it-all

Posted: Aug 26th 2006 7:38PM chrisgrant said

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fwacce: go away

Posted: Aug 26th 2006 7:52PM (Unverified) said

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fwacce, fruit fucker is the name of the character. I suppose what they should have done was put fruti f**ker so we would all know what they meant, but then they wouldn't have actually said it. That would have made sense....

No, it wouldn't. If you mean "fuck" and you mean for people to know you mean "fuck," why dance around it and say "f**k." People know what you mean! you haven't fooled anyone! It's stupid to dance around it when "fuck" is exactly what you want people to know you're saying.

-p-

Posted: Aug 26th 2006 8:57PM (Unverified) said

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Penny Arcade is part of what's ruining games today. the whole thing is a damn circus. i wish these two and their lack of humor would just go far, far away.

Posted: Aug 26th 2006 9:17PM (Unverified) said

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Hey bill pullman, go fuck yourself. if that comment is serious, YOU are what's wrong with gaming, and you can kindly get the fuck out of our hobby, the makers of video games don't even want you playing their product.

also: who proposed to who!?! i'm dying here!

Posted: Aug 26th 2006 9:22PM (Unverified) said

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Gabe proposed to Tycho. Obviously.

Posted: Aug 26th 2006 9:40PM (Unverified) said

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HMm I think those guys are what the industry needs really. At least idiots who do whatever they say are following somewhat intelligent people who have some weight when it comes to making a difference in the state of the industry.

Posted: Aug 27th 2006 12:13AM (Unverified) said

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Dangit, there goes life long dream number 12.

But seriously, how are those two guys a hinderance to the gaming industry? They have the fame and the knowledge to speak against what is wrong with what developers do. They speak out against Jacko, E3, and SOE for the nuiscances that they are. These guys are passionate about what they do and if you read the journal entries, you can tell. Pure poetry. As far as I can tell, it's trash like G4 that's ruining it.

Further more, I must apologize to garbage for having to affiliate itself with G4.

Posted: Aug 27th 2006 12:01AM (Unverified) said

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Kiggles: Fanboy.

Posted: Aug 27th 2006 2:45AM Lone Starr said

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@ Kiggles,

Uh seriously, don't insult bill pullman.

Posted: Aug 29th 2006 1:24PM (Unverified) said

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I would say "To Hell with Penny Arcade and those who work there," but that is going to happen anyway, unless they repent and accept Jesus Christ. The "Jesus says, Don't be a dick" T-shirt of Penny Arcade clinches it.

Here's some real news that the jerks at Penny Arcade can try to satirize. Go ahead; make my day:

Immediate News Release – August 29, 2006



Violent Video Game Maker Take-Two Will Not Exist One Year from Now



Miami attorney and anti-violent video game activist Jack Thompson has received information that makes it highly likely that a) the New York company, Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc., which makes the Grand Theft Auto games will not exist a year from now and b) certain of Take-Two’s officers will be prosecuted criminally.



The information upon which Thompson bases these two predictions will be in the public domain within the next month, and it is from a source wholly independent of Jack Thompson.



You heard it here first. Contact Jack Thompson at 305-666-4366 for more information. Contact Take-Two for panic at (646) 536-2842.

Posted: Aug 29th 2006 4:52PM (Unverified) said

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@14

Rofl.

In fact, if you'd do your reading, you'd find that the major texts of Buddhism, Islam, Judaism, Christianity, Confucianism, and others all (though none were originally written in English, so this is a loose translation) say "Don't be a dick." Heck, you can even find it in pre-Christian Greek ethics. It's just another way of phrasing the Golden Rule.

Posted: Sep 2nd 2006 6:13PM (Unverified) said

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Aww poor Jacky Wacky. Still dont like Penny Arcade for donating money in your name to "Childs Play" (or was it "Get Well Gamers"?)

Jack, stop been a dick. Seriously take the advice on that shirt.

Posted: Sep 2nd 2006 6:36PM (Unverified) said

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE!

August 29, 2006

Schyster Lawyer Will Not Be A Lawyer One Year From Now

Long time gamer Dave Hines, aka Boffo97 has received information that Miami lawyer, anti video-game zealot and all around creep Jack Thompson faces multiple Florida Bar complaints which are near certain to result in his disbarment.

These Bar complaints include but may not be limited to:

A. Representatives of Howard Stern protesting his malicious and lie-filled attacks on Stern.

B. Judge James Moore of Alabama protesting Thompson's highly unprofessional behavior and attacks against him personally regarding the Strickland vs. Sony case.

C. Law firm Blank Rome protesting Thompson lying to their clients in an attempt to make them drop Blank Rome for legal representation due to the fact that Blank Rome represents Take Two.

D. GamePolitics' Dennis McCauley protesting Jack Thompson's cyberstalking. Thompson failed to go away even after his complete inability to follow the rules of GamePolitics got him banned on more than 50 separate occassions.

This information is public domain right now.

Jack Thompson is also known as a creep who goes around to people's houses after a loved one has tragically died and attempts to convince them that it was because of the games the murderer played rather than the murderer himself, which screws up the grieving and recovering process of the families involved, particularly when the gaming companies are invariably found innocent.

Which prediction do you guys think will happen first?

Posted: Sep 2nd 2006 10:50PM (Unverified) said

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How sad, a supposedly grown man make hate filled news releases, which aren’t even news, in the comment section of a story with little to on relevance’s to his rant on of all places one he considers to be filled with morons. All while thinking he is some moral savior, worse still that he has some special ability to predict the future.

How's the Alabama case that you were throw off going?
How’s your LA law going?
Why are the penny arcade workers not in jail yet?
Why is bully still on track for release?
Why is it that 2 live crew album are not consider obscenity?
Why do know of the studies you cite say what you claim they say? (The FBI clearly said their was no common dominator in school shooting, Dr Thompson doesn’t consider the ESRB to be phony she has repeatedly voiced her support of voluntary regulation and so on)

Because your are a miserably excuse for a lawyer and a human being you lie and deceive all the while criticizing other for their negative influence they have on children. Unfortunately for you Jack our Lord is not a fan of pride, arrogance and deception all of which you take part in regularly, or do you believe you somehow have the right to throw the first stone?
Jack Thompson a case study in self-delusion.

Posted: Sep 3rd 2006 10:58AM (Unverified) said

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You know jack, just a little reminder, not everyone belives as you belive, so making vague regligous threats to PA is about the same as your vague Legal ones. That is, there both uneffective.

Posted: Sep 6th 2006 5:53PM (Unverified) said

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Jack gives Christians and Jesus a bad name.
Hey Jack, click my name to test your knowledge on the Bible. You'll get EVERY question wrong.

Posted: Sep 29th 2006 11:53AM (Unverified) said

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authorities detained the officers Wednesday, prompting angry statements from Russia's defense minister, who denounced Georgia as a "bandit" state. Bilateral ties long have been strained over Georgia's bid to join NATO and Moscow's close links to Georgia's breakaway provinces.

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