Joyswag: Get a call from Otis, win Dead Rising -- two days later
by Christopher Grant 
{ Sep 17th 2006 at 11:30PM }
We've selected Tim Park's groan-inducing "GRAIINS" entry for day two of our Dead Rising giveaway contest. We've still got two more copies to give away, an army of entries breaking down our barricaded inbox, and only a couple hours left before daylight!
Same rules apply. Send your creations in .jpg format to joyswag [dot] submissions [at] gmail [dot] com. We'll select one submission each day, over the next two days, with the juiciest brain droppings. You better get started, today's entries must be received by 5:59am EST. Read on for some more rules and a sampling of some of yesterday's honorable mentions.
A few other things:
- The contest is limited to US entrants only, mainly because we don't want to ship anywhere else
- You'll have until 5:59am EST on Monday, September 18th to enter
- Please allow two to three weeks for prize delivery
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Deekman @ Sep 17th 2006 11:41PM
Am I the only one who thinks that the Leroy Jenkins thing goes:
"At least 'm not chicken" (wich makes sense because of instead of following the plan he just ran in balls to the wall and kicked ass)
not "at least I got Chicken!" (which makes no sense at all?)
Other than that one good work guys.
Cody Musser @ Sep 17th 2006 11:42PM
I SO thought I was going to win ... *sob*. I don't even have anymore good ideas. Happy to be an HM though.
Cody Musser @ Sep 17th 2006 11:43PM
It is, "At least I'm not chicken." ... but the other way is funnier ...
Boo_Radley @ Sep 17th 2006 11:46PM
GRAAAAIIIINNSSSS!!!!! LMAO!!!!! Brilliant!
MetallicDragon @ Sep 17th 2006 11:46PM
Yay, I made Honorable Mentions! (the second one)
I have to say, I'm honored!
Forse @ Sep 18th 2006 12:03AM
It is "atleast I have chicken," cause he was not sober and "Atleast I have Chicken" is an old Klingon Proverb.
kyou @ Sep 18th 2006 12:10AM
Nope... it is "Least I got chicken". And yes... it makes no sense.
http://leroyjenkins.ytmnd.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leeroy_Jenkins
Cody Musser @ Sep 18th 2006 12:22AM
Works for me ... then not only was I funny, but right.
kekleon64 @ Sep 18th 2006 1:37AM
The "least I got chicken" makes perfect sense if you know the story behind it. To sum it up, he was AFK, for chicken, when he came back, instead of listening to the plan, he just charged in, when everyone died, all he had to say was: "Least I got chicken".
Scott Jon Siegel @ Sep 18th 2006 1:46AM
I've fallen instantly in love w/ vegetarian zombie jokes. Big ups to Tim Park for introducing me to a whole new genre of the undead. -sj
FreeCajunLove @ Sep 18th 2006 3:26AM
"10. I've fallen instantly in love w/ vegetarian zombie jokes. Big ups to Tim Park for introducing me to a whole new genre of the undead. -sj"
Then you are going to love the remake of Day of the Dead.
Zardus @ May 10th 2009 3:55PM
"If you can read this then you are either A) rich enough to have an HDTV, or are playing at a friend's house or at the store."
j00zt1n @ Sep 18th 2006 9:03PM
Mine is better, I shoulda won. :P
DMON @ Sep 18th 2006 5:20PM
the whole grains bit is a rip off of a skit from the zombie episode of x-play. its not an orignal concept.
Ashley Bennett @ Sep 18th 2006 5:36PM
So close... Honorable mention #1. Thanks!