Gamer wins Xbox, receives dirty pants
by Kevin Kelly 
{ Sep 30th 2006 at 7:30PM }
Gamer Chip Caddell found himself the lucky winner of a used Xbox, games, and accessories on eBay. However, little did he know that he would also receive two bonus items: soiled pants, and a dirty towel.The seller must be trying to save on packing materials, but this is a bit ridiculous. At least he didn't use human hair, or his discarded underpants. Maybe these were testimonies on behalf of the seller, "These games are so good, just look what they made me do in my pants" or "You'll need a towel to clean up when you piss yourself over the graphic capabilities of this baby."
Another possibility is that Chip bid only on the pants and towel, and a bricked Xbox got thrown in to jack up the weight and let the buyer gouge him on the shipping costs.
[Thanks, Rich]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
The ZeroCorpse @ Sep 30th 2006 7:43PM
That's what happens when you buy something from South Carolina.
Wulkar @ Sep 30th 2006 7:45PM
Meh. at least he got a x box.
jakedasnake @ Sep 30th 2006 7:46PM
Did you here about Warzone 3:Reckeners coming out for the Pantstatio? Its supposed to be the Halo killer, but I think the video was prerendered.
Agrajag @ Sep 30th 2006 8:26PM
Whip out the sanitary wipes! >:o
Scott @ Sep 30th 2006 8:37PM
Does anyone have a Wet Nap?
_habit_ @ Sep 30th 2006 8:38PM
The person who sold him that must have been a Sony Fanboy, who pissed his pants after hearing about the PS3.
_habit_ @ Sep 30th 2006 8:41PM
That's strange, only half of my comment got posted.
Oh well, it sucked anyways.
ill trooper @ Sep 30th 2006 10:11PM
Dude, those aren't STAINS, those pants are MODDED
Chip @ Sep 30th 2006 10:47PM
This made Joystiq? Neat. It was shipped TO South Carolina. And all I ordered was the Xbox - which was listed with a few games. The Pants and Towel were... extra.
Jason @ Sep 30th 2006 10:37PM
I see the rings of death on those shorts.
satek @ Oct 1st 2006 1:46AM
That's disgusting.
Nithron @ Oct 1st 2006 6:49AM
"8. Dude, those aren't STAINS, those pants are MODDED"
I am SO using that excuse next time.
scott @ Oct 1st 2006 9:22AM
Gotta love those pre-order freebies!
BMWM3P @ Oct 1st 2006 8:18AM
The pants and the xbox have something in common they both are pieces of shit.
William @ Oct 1st 2006 12:56PM
Was he given NEGATIVE FEEDBACK???
Kritz @ Oct 2nd 2006 2:16AM
Potty mouths like him should really be punished.
Look on the bright side, you now have a Wee60!
Man. That's gotta piss you off.
...
I'm out of puns.
James @ Oct 1st 2006 8:08PM
I'm flattered