Koei is bringing Gitaroo Man to North America again, with a remake of the acclaimed, but obscure 2002 PlayStation 2 title for PSP. Gitaroo Man Lives! is essentially a port of the original rhythm game (Gitaroo Man) with the new (ad hoc) Duet Mode included. Gitaroo Man Lives! will ship to North American retailers on November 14.While the remake will no doubt please some gamers who missed Gitaroo Man's first tour, we can't help but feel a bit slighted by the release. Coupled with news that a PaRappa the Rapper port (with some bonus features) is also headed to PSP, it's become glaringly obvious that many publishers are using the PSP as a sloppy seconds machine. Instead of producing new content, companies are dusting off old titles, applying a little gloss -- and maybe tacking on ad hoc multiplayer -- and shipping these "remakes" off to retail.
What's even more disappointing is that these ports, as well as the downgraded PSP versions of multiplatform releases and franchise spin-offs, are consistently earning higher critical marks than the PSP's original content. Gangs of London? Bounty Hounds? Rengoku 2? Are these games even on your radar? Why is it so frickin' hard to make exceptional PSP games that can't be played on any other platform? LocoRoco? Is that all we've got?
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For those not afriad to import, Every Extra Extend (E3) is fabulous. It is very much like Rez - a shooter with trippy visuals and the ability to control the music, but with a puzzle aspect added. You can't shoot, only self destruct, so lining up chain reactions is essential. In fact, bosses can only be hurt by chain combos. The game also features a branching difficulty curve. Do well and you'll unlock harder versions of the later stages. Great stuff; PSP exclusive.
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Let's just blatantly ignore the 30 or so stellar titles already kicking ass in your lap.
http://www.metacritic.com/games/psp/scores/
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Is Infrastructure really that hard, or are software companies just not willing to invest in the feature? Kindda sad.
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A simple copy/paste of the website you posted reveals that no game got above an 89 in score, and most of those were released in 2005. Here's a rundown:
1 Lumines 2005 (Deserves it.)
2 WipEout Pure (Decent racing game.)
3 Tekken: Dark Resurrection (port of arcade game, but Ill give you that.)
4 Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (Remake. Ported to PS2.)
5 Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (Not even a game.)
6 Ridge Racer (Compliation of past RR games.)
7 Syphon Filter: Dark Mirror (Decent shooter.)
8 Burnout Legends (Compliation of past Burnout games.)
9 Daxter (Decent platformer.)
10 X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (Direct port.)
11 Virtua Tennis: World Tour (Port.)
12 LocoRoco (One of the few original games on the list.)
13 MLB '06: The Show (Port)
14 Tony Hawk's Underground 2 Remix (Port)
15 Mega Man Powered Up (Good game, but how many MM games are there? Going on 30+?)
16 TOCA Race Driver 2: The Ultimate Racing Simulator (Port.)
17 SOCOM: U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo (Good shooter)
18 Tales of Eternia (Only available by import, so I reserve judgment.)
19 OutRun 2006: Coast 2 Coast (Arcade port.)
20 Race Driver 2006 (Another racer? Port of a... PSP game. Ok, I stretched for that one. =D)
21 Hot Shots Golf: Open Tee (Decent golf game.)
22 WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2006 (Port)
23 Gitaroo Man Lives! (Import only, will reserve judgment.)
24 LEGO Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy (Port)
25 Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06 (Another decent golf game.)
26 Street Fighter Alpha 3 MAX (Port of arcade game.)
27 Metal Gear Solid: Digital Graphic Novel (Not even a game.)
28 Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (Port of a PS title.)
29 Pro Evolution Soccer 5 (Port.)
30 NBA Live 06 (Port.)
I think the earlier comment of the PSP being the home of ports is pretty valid here.
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There's nothing wrong with ports but when they are the only things selling well and none are new IPs or fresh takes on established IPs, then there's something wrong. Growth no longer happens. Especially if you have console-sized production costs on a console-priced portable system that can only play console-style games half-assed because it doesn't have console-style controls (most significantly, analogue sticks).
For DS and GBA, many of the best selling games are ports but some of them are original titles. If they don't sell as well as say, GTA, it won't matter because the games were less expensive to produce, as it should be for portable titles anyways.
The list Joystiq-Bias is good for reference. More than HALF, if not more that THREE-FOURTHS of those titles were originally concieved as PS2 or other console titles. Usually people might ignore them and rightly so because there are versions that are cheaper and play better on a PS2, Xbox, or GameCube.
The games that DO make it are 2D games like Lumines, just as Tetris did for the original GameBoy. Loco Roco is also extremely fun. Save the shooters for the home console. Some people find them fun, but they aren't a portable game is.
The difference with RE4 for PS2 is that RE4 IS NOT A DIRECT PORT. The game was completely remade for PS2 with a different Capcom developer while work was finished for the GC version. However, remakes [not ports] are getting more and more frequent on PSP as well, as the article cites with Gitaroo Man.
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I missed that qualifier of "can't be played on any other platform". Well considering the PSP has less buttons than the other platforms that kind of makes it difficult. What does it matter anyways? Perhaps portable ops will suffice with it's GPS integration. I think it's enough that most PSP titles can't be played on any other portable because they don't have the power.
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I love when people call GTA a port. It was on the PSP first, hello. Yeah, the PSP games are SOOOO crappy, that's why they are ported to others systems. And by the way, there are only 2 DS games rated above 89. And one of them has been on 3 other generations of Nintendo systems. And it's only a 91. Wow, those 2 points really make or break a game.
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There is nothing wrong with ports, they are fun to play, but the editor is talking about PSP's lack of originality. There is a ridiculous amount of fanboyism in these posts, not only the ones bashing the article for pointing out the truth about the PSP's lack of originality, but also # 11. which is blantant nintendo fanboy hating on the PSP.
And about the complaining on editors giving you their opinions, why they hell are you even here? Sure they give news, but they also give you what they think, haven't you realized that by now? If you only want news, then only read the 1st or so paragraph, or go to IGN.com whatever, but if you don't like the site, then get out.
I do not understand why it is so difficult for people to like numerous systems and take the good parts of them along with the bad, instead of choosing 1 because it is made by a certain company or because it is the cool thing to have and blindly following it. To all the fanboys, take a look at yourselves, end of rant in 3,2,1- http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=142
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If orginality means a cooking game, arithmetic game, or virtual puppy, I'll stick with the PSP. But by those standards, what is Lumines?
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GTA LCS is a pretty impressive achievement - it is a remake/sequel, but with added content (multiplayer) and on a handheld no less - and getting ported to the PS2 (and not the other way around) is a positive mark for the PSP.
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DS is TEH STUPIDSZORZ!!!LOL!!!! ITS GOTS DIFFENET GAEMS SO ITS TEH STUPID!!!LOL!
Just because it has those games doesn't mean you have to BUY them, retard
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http://www.benheck.com/Games/Sony_projects/PS2p/PS2p%201.htm
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You missed the point, senior douchebag, but let me bring up a new one.
The Joystiq staff and its army of stylus-weilding fangirls will take any and every opportunity to point out all of the (subjective) PSP's faults, even when it nothing to fucking do with the story at hand.
Apparently that's the best part of owning a DS. Trolling comments and stories unrelated to the DS for potential opportunity to run drooling junior-high smack talk.
The story is as old and boring as the system you call your own.
*Yawn*
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That being said, rhythm games seem like a genre which would get very old, very quickly if one played essentially the same game over again. The fun is in mastering new songs.
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I bought a PSP at launch. I still own it, but haven't touched it in months, for the very same reason he is bitching about.
BTW, this is a BLOG. They can comment on whatever they want.
"Why is it so frickin' hard to make exceptional PSP games that can't be played on any other platform?"
Because the PSP seems to be dying (I'm not happy about it either, believe me) and it would be like throwing money away to support it with great games.
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And I'm called a fanboy (ironic considering I don't even care for Sony, I just like my PSP).
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"I love when people call GTA a port. It was on the PSP first, hello. Yeah, the PSP games are SOOOO crappy, that's why they are ported to others systems. And by the way, there are only 2 DS games rated above 89. And one of them has been on 3 other generations of Nintendo systems. And it's only a 91. Wow, those 2 points really make or break a game."
1. I said it was ported to the PS2. (For $30 cheaper I might add.) I never said the PSP game was a port. I said it was a remake, which is true, since they used the exact same city but added in new mission.
2. That's 2 more than the PSP has.
3. Mario Kart DS and Advance Wars: Duel Strike are two new iterations of an existing franchise. There are several existing tracks from past MKs, so Ill let you have a point and call it a half-remake, half-new version of the game. I listed Daxter for the PSP as a decent platformer, not a remake or port even though it is alread part of an existing franchise. GTA:LCS is a remake, not a port.
Your pitiable attempts at twisting my words has failed miserably.
... and Advance Wars has been on the NES, SNES, GBA, and DS, so techincally it has been on 4 generations of Nintendo consoles. =D
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"You missed the point, senior douchebag, but let me bring up a new one.
The Joystiq staff and its army of stylus-weilding fangirls will take any and every opportunity to point out all of the (subjective) PSP's faults, even when it nothing to fucking do with the story at hand.
Apparently that's the best part of owning a DS. Trolling comments and stories unrelated to the DS for potential opportunity to run drooling junior-high smack talk.
The story is as old and boring as the system you call your own.
*Yawn*"
Love the name, and must I say, your masterful use of crude American insults really drives home the point that I am in fact, a "douche bag." After all, when someone makes the comment that the PSP has a boatload of ports, and someone (blindly) attempts to defend the PSP with a link that BLATENTLY SHOWS that the PSP has said ports, does that mean that no one is allowed to respond to such blind fanboyism? Of course it does! Because you like the PSP, and no one questions the All-Might wrath of Sony!
Also, what system do I call my own? I never said that I own a DS. I never said that I owned a PSP. I might own a PSP, and then you'd be insulting the very system that you are so valiantly defending. I might own an advanced version of the PS3, but you have no way of knowing that.
Thank you for giving me a chance to put my college courses to good use. Good day.
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I don't want to turn this into, a PSP vs. DS discussion (God knows there have been enough of those) so I won't talk about the DS anymore.
The PSP has been pretty much just that, a Portable Playstation. Most of the games you can play on your console, you can play on the PSP, and there isn't really anything bad about that, since alot of them are good. But the point of this article was 1st to talk about Gitaroo Man, and then to talk about PSP's lack of originality. I fail to see anything wrong with that, since it is the editor giving his opinion on that certain topic. It would be like someone writing an article on Starfox Command and tie-ing it in to DS games not looking very good. It is the truth, and sometimes the truth hurts (apparently the truth ALWAYS hurts in videogames.)
Bottom line, the DS having original/innovative games doesn't make the PSP any less original. The fact that MOST PSP games that are worth a damn are ports- does.
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This has nothing to do with videogames, I just don't want anyone (even the ppl I disagree with) to get their computers messed up.
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but a portable version of the Playstation 2? With a name like Playstation Portable, I would have never expected such a thing. What's next, a DS with dual screens!?
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Now, PSP itself, coupled with web browsing, video/audio playback, homebrew, emulation, and much bigger support for these things than any other handhelds-with-homebrew makes PSP a worthy handheld to own. Only game I own is GTA:LCS in order to run homebrew.
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This has nothing to do with videogames, I just don't want anyone (even the ppl I disagree with) to get their computers messed up."
Then don't download anything. Just read that the man made a PS2p, which was the whole point.
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Seriously! I love you folks, but you're missing out on the ONE thing that we need you for.
You shouldn't stop loving games!
Being a little fanboy sometimes is fun! Seriously! But you're growing bitter now. Stop this. People will come to this blog because they love games. They love gaming.
You're losing this now. And then you'll lose all your readers. The good ones, anyway.
Think about it, Joystiq. Please?
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Not to mention, I'm looking foward to Gitaroo Hero. I missed the PS2 version, so I gotta check out this one.
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>> "Love the name, and must I say, your masterful use of crude American insults really drives home the point that I am in fact, a "douche bag."
Thanks, although I realize it was a bit redundant pointing out the obvious.
>> "After all, when someone makes the comment that the PSP has a boatload of ports, and someone (blindly) attempts to defend the PSP with a link that BLATENTLY SHOWS that the
PSP has said ports, does that mean that no one is allowed to respond to such blind fanboyism? Of course it does! Because you like the PSP, and no one questions the All-Might
wrath of Sony! "
Bring on the ports. I love ports. That's the reason I bought a PlayStation Portable. I want to "port" (as in portable port of a console game you portly douche) my games around
on my portable game machine. What a fuckin concept!
In fact, here's a shirt list of some MORE games I would like to see ported, in no particular order:
Rez
Resident Evil 4
Devil May Cry
Ratchet and Clank
DOA
Shadow of the Colossus
God of War
Call of Duty (in dev)
Rainbow Six (in dev)
Unreal Tournament
Soul Calibur 1, 2 or 3
Metal Gear Solid (in dev)
Okami
Ico
Gran Turismo (in dev)
Half Life
Psychonauts
Onimusha
Final Fantasy 8
Kingdom Hearts
Star Wars Rogue Squadron
The Warriors
Def Jam (already out)
Rygar
Quake 3 or 4
...blah blah blah blah, I could go on and on and on. You will probably see most of those games on the PSP sooner or later.
The fact of the matter is that fleshsocks such as yourself are quick to snap at the first attempt to lay down some bullshit against the PSP. I don't know why - maybe people like
you just don't like good games on the go. Maybe "unique" pet-the-puppy, solve-the-elementary--school-math-equation, cook-the-caserole type of games are your thing. Maybe you
should stfu because I'm really tired of hearing it.
>> "I might own an advanced version of the PS3..."
If you do, you paid too much for it. And by the way, what would be an "advanced" version of the PS3? One that's actually finished, with a devkit, online service, et al?
>> "Thank you for giving me a chance to put my college courses to good use. Good day."
I bet your parents are proud of the mone
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>> "Love the name, and must I say, your masterful use of crude American insults really drives home the point that I am in fact, a "douche bag."
Thanks, although I realize it was a bit redundant pointing out the obvious.
>> "After all, when someone makes the comment that the PSP has a boatload of ports, and someone (blindly) attempts to defend the PSP with a link that BLATENTLY SHOWS that the PSP has said ports, does that mean that no one is allowed to respond to such blind fanboyism? Of course it does! Because you like the PSP, and no one questions the All-Might wrath of Sony! "
Bring on the ports. I love ports. That's the reason I bought a PlayStation Portable. I want to "port" (as in portable port of a console game you portly douche) my games around on my portable game machine. What a fuckin concept!
In fact, here's a shirt list of some MORE games I would like to see ported, in no particular order:
Rez
Resident Evil 4
Devil May Cry
Ratchet and Clank
DOA
Shadow of the Colossus
God of War
Call of Duty (in dev)
Rainbow Six (in dev)
Unreal Tournament
Soul Calibur 1, 2 or 3
Metal Gear Solid (in dev)
Okami
Ico
Gran Turismo (in dev)
Half Life
Psychonauts
Onimusha
Final Fantasy 8
Kingdom Hearts
Star Wars Rogue Squadron
The Warriors
Def Jam (already out)
Rygar
Quake 3 or 4
...blah blah blah blah, I could go on and on and on. You will probably see most of those games on the PSP sooner or later.
The fact of the matter is that fleshsocks such as yourself are quick to snap at the first attempt to lay down some bullshit against the PSP. I don't know why - maybe people like you just don't like good games on the go. Maybe "unique" pet-the-puppy, solve-the-elementary--school-math-equation, cook-the-caserole type of games are your thing. Maybe you should stfu because I'm really tired of hearing it.
>> "I might own an advanced version of the PS3..."
If you do, you paid too much for it. And by the way, what would be an "advanced" version of the PS3? One that's actually finished, with a devkit, online service, et al?
>> "Thank you for giving me a chance to put my college courses to good use. Good day."
I bet your parents are proud of the money they spent.
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Could it be that these new, original, titles suck? Gasp, I think we are on to something here.
A game's score is directly related to the qualtity of the product, and quality can still be found in "sloppy seconds". I personally loved and played through the Japanese import, and may pick up the US version just so I can understand what the hell was going on in the cutscenes.
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This bears repeating. Truer words about Joystiq were NEVER spoken, same with their Nintendo-fanatic much-pandered-to fanbase.
Fact: The DS has plenty of ports. Many of them suck.
Fact: The DS has 2 or 3 90+ games, but has fewer 80+.
Fact: The word 'port' is almost as oft (mis)used as 'innovation' by Nintendo fans.
Fact: The DS relies far more heavily on extremely old (SNES, GBA) game models, regardless of whether the games are direct ports.
Fact: The DS has more titles rated under 50 than the PSP.
Fact: For a 'dying' system, the PSP is still selling well and has a amazing list of games for the coming months.
Fact: I've owned and preferred more Nintendo products than others in my time dating back to the Atari 2600, but in the past couple of months I haven't touched my imported DS Lite. Too many great games on the PSP to play. Since I rarely game on my consoles, I couldn't care less if they're ports.
Fact: Joystiq bashes Sony in almost every blog they post, much to the glee of the otherwise dejected Nintendo fans. Joystiq is their shining light of N-slanted journalism masquerading as multiplat in a world where the last 10 years have been unkind to Nintendo home consoles.
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