Someone, for the love of every video game ever made into a movie, PLEASE stop Uwe Boll. We mean physically stop the guy. Find out where he's shooting, go out there, and take the camera away from him. Be sure to destroy any writing utensils or anything he might use to draw with as well.
Why? Because he's recently announced that he's making BloodRayne 2
. That's right, a sequel to what people have been calling one of the worst films of the past few years. Don't forget, Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith
came out in the last few years and so did Aeon Flux
, Son of the Mask
, and The Pacifier
The movie, like the first one, will no doubt have nothing to do with the game, but will have everything to do with sucking. That's despite the presence of Kristanna Loken
, who really needs to take Uwe's number out of her cell phone.