Everyone's doing it, man. People say you can get addicted to heroin, or cocaine, or all that stuff. But let me tell you something, kid. Cocaine doesn't evolve
. Heroin can't level the hell up
. I got what you need, kid, right here, and for a low, low price.
This ain't no gym
. You won't find some weak Pidgey crap here, man. You look like a tough guy, I think I've got somethin' for ya ... yeah, this is the stuff. We call it rare candy
, if you know what I mean. The devil's Fun Dip, if you will. You want that Dragonite, kid? This is the way to go.
What's it cost? I'm not askin' for much, here, pal. Maybe a couple of sales figures
in return for my trouble. Oh, you got a couple? All right, lay 'em on me, kid, there we go, ahhhhh
, that's some good stuff ....
- DS Lite: 274,389
- PS2: 31,992
- PSP: 25,319
- Xbox 360: 2,195
- GBA SP: 1,811
- Game Boy Micro: 1,103
- Gamecube: 523
- DS Phat: 253
- GBA: 10
- Xbox: 3
Never again, kid? Sure. I'll be seeing you again ... I guarantee it.
[Source: Media Create]
[Special thanks to my roommate, Ryan, for the inspiration.]