We're queuing up a separate post about the markups on all this wonderful consumer cruft, but for now be satisfied with these glorious spy cam shots of Wii goodies awaiting placement in a shopping center near you.
Picking up some rubberized "controller gloves" might not be a bad idea, if you happen to get sweaty palms and want to keep your vases intact. (Don't tell us to use the wrist strap. We don't need no stinkin' wrist strap. The Joystiq krew lives and plays dangerously.)