Nintendo nerdcore anthem, comprendo!
by James Ransom-Wiley 
{ Oct 31st 2006 at 1:25PM }
Shout-outs tuh duh kid Ffejery Plexco an' young homie Kip Beats for thuh big up in 'dat blazin' "Tendo Luv" track. (Translation: Thank you, Mr. Plexco and Mr. Beats, for featuring the Joystiq t-shirt in your brightly composed Nintendo Anthem "Tendo Luv.") But serioulsy, folks, this is fanboy-nerdcore at its finest:
after November 19th / the game's gonna change / we get together for a Wii Sports game / and we will never be the same / cuz innovation stay / running thru they veins / competition hating / and they wanna lay claim / and say they did it first / mayne, that's so lame / i know it hurts mayne / but they doing they thang / Nintendo / don't ya ever forget the name / comprendo?
[Thanks, Bryan]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Lex @ Oct 31st 2006 1:37PM
Nintendo fanboys are just as if not more entertaining then apple fanboys this video is proof.
BMWM3P @ Oct 31st 2006 1:40PM
That video is sicker than kiddie porn, whoever made that should be executed. Wiitards you are some weird ass motherfuckers you need to get a life.
crono141 @ Oct 31st 2006 1:41PM
"That video is sicker than kiddie porn"
Sounds like you speak from experience...
Russell @ Oct 31st 2006 1:43PM
Oh my god! This speaks volumes for the Nintendo fanboys. And he just mentioned Earthbound! Anyway, you would never ever see something like this coming out of the Xbox or Playstation camps.
Kevin @ Oct 31st 2006 1:47PM
That's right guys, ALL Nintendo fans are like this.
/sarcasm
Lex @ Oct 31st 2006 1:52PM
"That's right guys, ALL Nintendo fans are like this.
/sarcasm"
Of course ALL Nintendo fanboys aren't like this. Using the word all is almost always a fallacy. But I would bet that 65 % are and that the other 35% are under the age of 12.
Miniboss @ Oct 31st 2006 1:55PM
"Of course ALL Nintendo fanboys aren't like this. Using the word all is almost always a fallacy. But I would bet that 65 % are and that the other 35% are under the age of 12."
85% of all statistics are made up.
bv @ Oct 31st 2006 2:04PM
That beat is really nice, very catchy melody/bassline.
grable @ Oct 31st 2006 2:18PM
Atleast he isnt screaming xbox/sony/whatever is teh sucks! nintendo rulz!
Hes just showing his love for nintendo, and the tune was catchy too =)
Urbanstorm @ Oct 31st 2006 2:20PM
Maybe I'm the only one that enjoyed the reggie dance......
xGabrielx @ Oct 31st 2006 2:25PM
Laaaaaaaaame.
Dr_Love @ Oct 31st 2006 4:27PM
...I'm actually fairly impressed with this.
I mean, overlooking the fact that it is rather disturbing, the musical composition is quite good. For an amateur, I mean.
Moving on, why is it that quite a few of you seem to believe that Nintendo is only for either freaks or pre-pubescent children? I'm 18, and I play video games for enjoyment. If I enjoy Grand Theft Auto, then I play Grand Theft Auto. But if I happen to enjoy a Mario game, does that make me a freak? Is it so wrong to have fun with a game that isn't rated mature?
futanari futanari futanari @ Oct 31st 2006 2:37PM
I've re-read this article four times now and still can't understand it.
Plutoxin @ Oct 31st 2006 2:46PM
Damn, I thought Nelly had given us the worse in corporate brownnosing with 'Air Force Ones.'
Apparently I was wrong.
:p @ Oct 31st 2006 2:55PM
"But serioulsy, folks, this is fanboy-nerdcore at its finest:"
You obvious have never heard YTCracker. This is what real nerd core sounds like
http://www.ytcracker.com/nes/
Wedge @ Oct 31st 2006 3:11PM
"cuz genesis does not"
That's great. Most people totally won't get it, but that was awesome. Yeah the thing is kinda kitschy, but is some nice fun lighthearted fanboy work. I smiled.
TRed @ Oct 31st 2006 3:29PM
A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. That's some real talent right there! Where can I download the mp3?
Jason @ Oct 31st 2006 8:55PM
Okay, is it just me or does the ending of the lyrics "comprendo?" mean "Do I understand?" Rather, "Do I understand wtf is wrong with me for even writing this piece of trash much less singing/rapping it?"
JodyAnthony @ Oct 31st 2006 3:28PM
Lex, I both do not do silly raps about my love for nintendo, and I am 23. Your statistics = kaboom
If all nintendo fanboys are like this, then all sony fanboys must be like that jackass that got the symbol buttons tattooed on his arm. I would rather be the nintendo fanboy that does something fun like singing a song than the sony fanboy that mutilates my body with corporate symbols.
WedgeTalon @ Oct 31st 2006 3:35PM
This video makes me want to DIE just to make it end.
Thank god there was a "stop" button.
John Lucas @ Oct 31st 2006 3:36PM
I'm diggin' that.
Show dem haters who run dis thang here.
Good work, y'all.
Without the big N, you have nothing.
That's the bonafide truth.
John Lucas
Stopper33 @ Nov 1st 2006 3:10AM
"Oh my god! This speaks volumes for the Nintendo fanboys. And he just mentioned Earthbound! Anyway, you would never ever see something like this coming out of the Xbox or Playstation camps."
God forbid someone have some light hearted fun. Spend 5 mins less a day taking yourself seriously. Lemme guess, you're constantly looking over your shoulder making sure no one sees you doing something kiddy, like having fun?
DiahrreaMan @ Oct 31st 2006 5:37PM
Whoa! I fell off my chair watching that! That was alot catchier than I'd thought it'd be. A bit overboard on the fanboy thing, but very creative. Even though I'm a ninty-fan (please don't flame me!), I'll be waiting for sony fans and microsoft fans to make their own "anthems". That should be VERY interesting.
And yes, do still play super mario world on my GBA. =D
eight @ Oct 31st 2006 6:03PM
i enjoyed the Reggi Dance. hilarious. quit being haters, this was a fun song. you dont see the Genesis complaining about it...
Lone Starr @ Oct 31st 2006 6:26PM
@ Miniboss,
"85% of all statistics are made up."
You win. Good day sir.
Ninten Ninja @ Oct 31st 2006 10:46PM
Seriously, whats with all these sony fanboys not letting us Nintendo fanboys have fun? Is that what yall do now, try to stop EVERYONE from having fun just because yall have fun playing teh um, "m4tur3 G4m3$" (am I 1337 enough now?). I thought all the Nintendo allusions were pretty thought out and funny, and went okay with the flow... AND HE MENTIONED EARTHBOUND. (sorry... just had to for EARTHBOUND)