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- DS Lite: 158,681
41,740 (35.69%)- PSP: 25,908
5,637 (27.81%)- PS2: 21,832
548 (2.45%)- GBA SP: 1,858
563 (23.25%)- Xbox 360: 1,565
278 (21.60%)- Game Boy Micro: 1,351
309 (18.61%)- Gamecube: 644
6 (0.94%)- DS Phat: 114
16 (12.31%)- GBA: 15
22 (59.46%)- Xbox: 7
1 (16.67%)[Source: Media Create]
CHART UNLOCKED
- DS Lite: 158,681
41,740 (35.69%)- PSP: 25,908
5,637 (27.81%)- PS2: 21,832
548 (2.45%)- GBA SP: 1,858
563 (23.25%)- Xbox 360: 1,565
278 (21.60%)- Game Boy Micro: 1,351
309 (18.61%)- Gamecube: 644
6 (0.94%)- DS Phat: 114
16 (12.31%)- GBA: 15
22 (59.46%)- Xbox: 7
1 (16.67%)TRANSACTION SUCCESSFUL
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