Did you know that your child's PSP can be used to access pornographic images? Did you know this supposed gaming toy is exposing your child to horrifying messages from hate groups? Did you know the PSP can teach your child how to make a bomb? Even worse, did you know that there are old men playing video games, trying to seduce children?
Yes, the PSP, a video game machine for kids, is being used for all of these things. The PSP has access to a new phenomenon that many call "the internet." This work of Satan, created by Al Gore, shows how Democrats are trying to brainwash your children into being terrorists. Remember parents, don't buy your kids PSPs... and certainly don't make them use the internet. It's dangerous.
[Via Joystiq]
Reader Comments (54)
Posted: Dec 21st 2006 3:28PM (Unverified) said
Fox has once again shown themselves to be a shining example of journalistic integrity. Their hard-hitting news coverage continues to impress and astound.
So what is the least time consuming job in the world? A fact checker at Fox News.
If there is enough “shock and awe” then their job is complete. It reminds me of the Halloween candy scare where reports “stated” razor blades had been found in candy. Pay no attention to the fact not a single claim had been substantiated.
Outdoor plumbing, turn off the phones and electricity, the only way we will all be safe is to live like the Amish. But then we could not watch Fox News, better keep the TV and one electrical outlet.
Fox News are the only ones watching out for us….
So what is the least time consuming job in the world? A fact checker at Fox News.
If there is enough “shock and awe” then their job is complete. It reminds me of the Halloween candy scare where reports “stated” razor blades had been found in candy. Pay no attention to the fact not a single claim had been substantiated.
Outdoor plumbing, turn off the phones and electricity, the only way we will all be safe is to live like the Amish. But then we could not watch Fox News, better keep the TV and one electrical outlet.
Fox News are the only ones watching out for us….
Posted: Dec 29th 2006 3:48PM (Unverified) said
Now I want a PSP
Posted: Jan 1st 2007 8:14PM (Unverified) said
Funny how they seemed to conviently forget that an iPod can play the same pornographic movies and look at the same pornographic images and caters to a much larger community through iTunes. But considering that fox's sold ad's to iPod this newscast is on Steve Job's payroll (the pornographers are just out to make money?)
Posted: Jan 11th 2007 8:36PM (Unverified) said
Hey guess what guys, now I am going to use my PSP to research how to make a bomb and blow up a building. My god, this stuff was on the internet before the PSP and it certainly will be long after it is gone. The PSP is not the cause, the internet is. Oh and did I mention I'm a hardcore porn watching Nazi?
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