Ooh, the orange model. Looks like we got ourselves a Captain N fan.
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Posted: Nov 9th 2006 12:27PM (Unverified) said
This is news why?
This is important for Joystiq reads to see, why?
All this post does is validate all the reasons stated to bother with this site.
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This is important for Joystiq reads to see, why?
All this post does is validate all the reasons stated to bother with this site.
Posted: Nov 9th 2006 12:27PM (Unverified) said
Wow, and here I thought a guy who had the dedication to tattoo zappers to his lovehandles would be sporting a six pack.
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Posted: Nov 9th 2006 12:31PM (Unverified) said
sheesh Lex, somebody forgot their methadone this morning
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Posted: Nov 9th 2006 12:36PM (Unverified) said
This guy needs a waxing and time with "Abs of Steel" and less beer. Please overlords of the interweb stop the disgusting photos.
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Posted: Nov 9th 2006 12:40PM (Unverified) said
It's the Wookiee child Chunkbacca!
Is there a video of him on Youtube doing the Truffle Shuffle?
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Is there a video of him on Youtube doing the Truffle Shuffle?
Posted: Nov 9th 2006 12:44PM (Unverified) said
OMGZ, so funny. Belly tats are hawt if you are all ripped up, but nast on people with tires, handles or muffin tops. Oh, I get it, you're supposed to grip the zapper at the handle where his love handles are. DURRR!!! Brilliant but going to be so un-funny in approximately 13 hours.
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Posted: Nov 9th 2006 12:41PM (Unverified) said
Jesus christ. If he gets any bigger, he'll be sporting dual Super Scope 6 tats.
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Posted: Nov 9th 2006 12:47PM (Unverified) said
I think he's hoping you'll mistake him for that classic NES game, Dick Hunt.
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Posted: Nov 9th 2006 3:36PM (Unverified) said
This should have been one of those after the jump pictures with a warning.
and those light zappers are looking more like boomerangs now
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and those light zappers are looking more like boomerangs now
Posted: Nov 9th 2006 12:50PM hanger3com said
Ok, this person is trying to look like a hardcore gamer. But if he considers himself one, he should have had the grey gun tattoo on. Cause if you were like me, you had to hunt and hunt to find the gun when it first came out. Not buy a nintendo with the gun already prepackaged several years after the Nintendo was released.
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Posted: Nov 9th 2006 12:54PM thecheesypoofs said
My lawyers will contact your lawyers Joystick ...
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Posted: Nov 9th 2006 12:59PM (Unverified) said
Why the hell is this news?!
This is BS...its some gay guy with zappers pointing at his.....nvm.
Joystiq, I can take the Anti-Sony Bias, I can take the Pro- Nintendo Bias, But this is idiotic. Only a 10 year old would post this as important.
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This is BS...its some gay guy with zappers pointing at his.....nvm.
Joystiq, I can take the Anti-Sony Bias, I can take the Pro- Nintendo Bias, But this is idiotic. Only a 10 year old would post this as important.
Posted: Nov 9th 2006 12:57PM (Unverified) said
If it was photoshop it would be on a guy in better shape
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Posted: Nov 9th 2006 1:03PM (Unverified) said
"Woody, if I remember correctly, when the gun first came out (the grey one) it WAS packaged with the NES and Super Mario/Duck Hunt cartridge."
You are totally wrong, the gun was out before that combo cartridge nonsense they shipped later. How would you play the original duck hunt cartridge without the gun?
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You are totally wrong, the gun was out before that combo cartridge nonsense they shipped later. How would you play the original duck hunt cartridge without the gun?
Posted: Nov 9th 2006 1:03PM (Unverified) said
I guess I'm the only one that thought this post was funny.
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Posted: Nov 9th 2006 1:05PM (Unverified) said
#4
And you're still here...why?
Show me where Joystiq promised to be the CNN of videogames...until then, just shutup.
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And you're still here...why?
Show me where Joystiq promised to be the CNN of videogames...until then, just shutup.
Posted: Nov 9th 2006 1:10PM (Unverified) said
Regardless of when the gun came out, I bought my NES in December of '88 and it had a gray gun packed in with the Duck Hunt/SMB cartridge.
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Posted: Nov 9th 2006 1:19PM crushthemall said
Um, the barrels of the gun are really long, BTW.
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Posted: Nov 9th 2006 2:15PM hanger3com said
and my point of it was that the guy was late to the game to have orange guns. If he was really hardcore, he would have gotten the grey ones.
I was just making a joke. Like saying "I'm an old school gamer. I go way back." and have Xbox Controler S tattood on me.
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I was just making a joke. Like saying "I'm an old school gamer. I go way back." and have Xbox Controler S tattood on me.
Posted: Nov 9th 2006 2:33PM (Unverified) said
Yeah because i bet the average joystiq read is well ripped, nothing but bumps of grooves, breaking walnut shells between you arse cheeks.
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Posted: Nov 9th 2006 2:38PM (Unverified) said
Are you guys stupid? This isn't a NEWS site. It's a game-blog, which posts interesting things about games, which sometimes includes news, but not always. Stop bitching, seriously.
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Posted: Nov 9th 2006 3:55PM (Unverified) said
ROFL....
The thing that makes this even more funny, are all the comments on this post. It would be interesting to see what all the people who posted messages do look like with their shirts off. I am willing to bet, more than a few would look like our Zapper friend above...
Learn to laugh at yourself people, you may find that you will be filled with less hate and above all esle....it's fun!
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The thing that makes this even more funny, are all the comments on this post. It would be interesting to see what all the people who posted messages do look like with their shirts off. I am willing to bet, more than a few would look like our Zapper friend above...
Learn to laugh at yourself people, you may find that you will be filled with less hate and above all esle....it's fun!
Posted: Nov 9th 2006 5:50PM (Unverified) said
pull triggers to subtract one video game weiner, please.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2006 1:35AM (Unverified) said
http://knuckletattoos.com/wasd here's more gaming tattoos WASD knuckle tattoos to be exact, mine are the blacklight reactive set
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Posted: Nov 10th 2006 2:04PM (Unverified) said
@31. I kinda understand your point, but there's a huge difference in your analogy and what this guy's tats. The grey zapper may have been out before the orange one, but only by, what, two or three years at most? It's still an NES controller, and anyone who played it when it was still an active system can call themselves "old-school" I guess. When someone says, "yeah I had an NES back in 1987", you don't reply to them, "well I had one back in 1985 when they first came out! You just aren't hardcore, enough, dude." Cuz anyone who was old enough to actually reserve one of those systems maybe should get off these boards. My "hardcoreness" was determined by my parents buying me one when it first came out. That would make me 24 now...damn, maybe I should stop viewing these boards.
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