Chess pr0n

by Alexander Sliwinski { Nov 11th 2006 at 6:00PM }

Lovechess: Age of Egypt is your typical chess game, except for the fact that you sexually pound your enemies into submission. Not since the original Battle Chess has there been a game forcefully thrusting the ancient game into a new light. The board is divided into two sides, boys vs. girls, and as the two forces attempt to dominate each other, the player is greeted to some fornication animation. Sadly, you only get the animations by purchasing the full game, the demo turns off the sweet love -- for the sake of internets children.

The concept is cool, but the graphics are a bit blah. Considering the game's main selling point is sex, you'd think they'd have given a large variety of customizable options for different players desires. The men "stand at attention" the entire time, everyone is fully waxed and, although this may not matter to some, what about boy-on-boy or girl-on-girl chess action? It'll certainly be interesting to see what the mod community does with this.

Tags: chess, love chess, LoveChess, porn

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Cronotrigger913 @ Nov 11th 2006 6:26PM

And who says PC gaming is dead?

Raynre @ Nov 11th 2006 6:27PM

Im sad to say that I actually have this somewhere on my computer... that and the Ancient Greek version, which got kind of creepy with the minotaurs. A pet peeve of mine is that I cant seem to skip the really drawn out animations, because sometimes I actually want to play a game of chess. (This is one of the few computer chess games that actually challenges me... go figure.)

Oh and you dont have to pay for it if you know where to look...