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Posted: Nov 15th 2006 11:47AM (Unverified) said

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Give me your game , or else Il poak you with my grandmothers funerary urne !!! Arghhhh !!!

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 11:54AM (Unverified) said

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How about you hand over ther swag, or I'll launch a denial of service attack on your site and then fly a bi-plane into your home for good measure.

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 11:58AM (Unverified) said

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You betta' watch who you playin' wit' fugly or I'll hit you up like my last victim... Dustin Diamond! [he just got lucky that day and kept his titles]

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 11:59AM (Unverified) said

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Please, Mr. Yoon, allow me to relieve you of such a grievous burden. My generosity surprises even me ;)...

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 12:11PM mtora83 said

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Give me the game right now! You dont want to know what will happen if you dont.

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 12:16PM (Unverified) said

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We can do this the hard way, or the harder way... Hand over the GTA or I'm gonna cremate your body with my flame thrower, crush your ashes down with this trash compactor until it becomes a diamond, set the diamond into a ring then pawn it for crack and hookers.

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 12:17PM ineo42 said

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you better give me that game, and swag or else.... ill give you a sex change...you won't be manly enough to play the game anymore, so you might as well give it to me!

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 12:19PM (Unverified) said

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just give me the game...

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 12:22PM (Unverified) said

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For every minute you don't give me the GTA bag, I shall kill you! Bwahahaha!

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 12:35PM (Unverified) said

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International?

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 12:31PM (Unverified) said

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Ahem.. Excuse me sir, but may I suggest you hand me your portable gaming device post-haste or it will be fisty-cuffs for you and I!

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 12:35PM (Unverified) said

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An offer you can't refuse:

Give me the bag, if you don't want so see your brain splatered arround the the PSP Fanboy logo. And I'll take the bag with me. So I'll end up with the bag anyways. You choose, the good way, or the bad way?

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 12:46PM (Unverified) said

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Give me the GTA!!...(looks in girly bag you're carrying) oh but i perfer this DSlite thank you....

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 12:47PM ZENegade said

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Alright, Yoon, listen up you cock-a-roach:

You denied me my copy of Work Time Fun on the 1000th post even though my "Win The For!" was favored by both you and even Joystiq themselves. This makes me angry. And when I get angry my PSP gets upset. And when my PSP gets upset, PEOPLE DIE! Now, either hand over that GTA: VCS copy that I've sent you multiple news tips about, or you're going to be sleeping with the fisheses. Capiche?

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 12:51PM (Unverified) said

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I have a pointy stick, you have my game...

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 12:56PM (Unverified) said

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For every minute you don't give me your GTA, I'm going to torture you by selling a PS3 to your best friend for $1 and having him sign a contract where everyone he wants to come over and play except you. And your PSP MAC address will be banned for good measure.

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 1:02PM (Unverified) said

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*Sticks a jack knife between Yoon's legs.* Your PSP, or your balls!

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 1:01PM (Unverified) said

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What a cute cat.

SHOOT IT!!
SHOOT IT!!!!

I just got a really cool case for my psp (works great and comfortably snug) from you guys so I don't think I'm lucky enough to get a free game too.

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 1:05PM Lukebad said

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Yo, man, gimme dat right now, you dig?
If you don't, I might just call my good old friend Tommy V. here... I don't want to even think what he'll do to you, bro!
And this here, in my pocket, guess what, I'm not just happy to see you!
C'mon, hand it! C'mon!

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 1:15PM (Unverified) said

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Hand over that excessively violent, crude and pornographic video game which is destroying the current generation of children everywhere, or gold help me I will have to slap you! MOMS UNITE!

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 7:52PM beavis2k said

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you'se gimme dat game or il'se will wack you in the lobanza!

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 1:18PM (Unverified) said

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All your UMD's are belong to us!

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 1:19PM (Unverified) said

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*God, not gold.

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 1:31PM (Unverified) said

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Hand me that game or I will force you to pleasure a sheep like a welshman.

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 1:30PM (Unverified) said

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give it! give it! or else i'll have to sneeze and pass gas on your kitten. and then if you don't give it to me, i'll really have hurt that cat: i'll make it watch someone play a DS!! HAHAHAHAH!! the torture of a DS, what excruciating agony!

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 5:03PM (Unverified) said

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Muahaha, that's silly ;-)

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 1:54PM (Unverified) said

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The 1,500th Post Contest, as Kevin McCallister would've entered it:

[knocking at door]
Kevin: Who is it?
Andrew Yoon: It's Andrew Yoon, sir. I have your GTA.
Kevin: Leave it at the doorstep and get the hell 'outta here.
Andrew Yoon: Okay, but what about the money?
Kevin: What money?
Andrew Yoon: Well, you'll have to pay for your GTA, sir.
Kevin: How much do I owe you?
Andrew Yoon: That'll be $11.80, sir.
Kevin: I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead! One, two, ten! [machine gun fire] AAAH HAHAHAHAHA . . . Keep the change ya filthy animal!

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 1:55PM (Unverified) said

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give me the game and I won't hurt your mama

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 1:57PM (Unverified) said

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Gimme ur game
or I'll eat all ur foodz

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 2:03PM (Unverified) said

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*takes 9mm out*

Yo holmes! Better start handing that rich boy game you got before I blow your butt to smithereens! Is it that bad-ass game I saw on mah TV last night? OH HELL YES! No need for to rob more people when I can do it here!

*grabs GTA*

And remember dawg, you talk noone about this!

*disappears in the night*

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 1:57PM (Unverified) said

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Hello sir, I wanted to know if my little brothers UMD will ‘fit’ in your PSP. (Victim does nothing) byotch! Hand it over or I’ll take my Miami style shirt off, use it to hang you off that tree, strip you naked and use you as a pinyata. I'll get my little brother to hit you with a baseball bat, while I use my pocket size Swiss army chain saw knife to impregnate you up the 'A' hole.

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 2:07PM (Unverified) said

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"Please Hammer, don't hurt em!"

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 2:07PM (Unverified) said

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I promise to tattoo "PSP Fanboy" on my forehead if you hand me the game.
And pierce my buttcheaks with 7 inch iron nails.

Hell, I'll even cut... uh, no.

"Moonkea", I like your entry :D

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 2:12PM Mikehawke said

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give up the game or "Smokey my friend, you're entering a world of pain!"
(I'll bite your ear off!)

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 2:13PM Mikehawke said

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Give up the Game or this puppy dies!!!

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 2:16PM (Unverified) said

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I promise to tattoo "PSP Fanboy" on my forehead if you hand me over the game.
And pierce my buttcheaks with 7 inch iron nails.
Hell, I'll even shave my... uh, no.

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 2:20PM (Unverified) said

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Give me the game or else I'll have to sell my kidney to buy one, and I already sold one for LCS. Pretty please :)

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 2:52PM (Unverified) said

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500 posts in 2 months no wonder your readership is growing! Keep up the good work.

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 3:09PM (Unverified) said

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Hand over the the game or taste the wrath of my silly tickle beam! Its in orbit right now, If you dont believe me I could demonstrate on that guy standing next to you.......

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 3:13PM (Unverified) said

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First I start with your toes, but once you've run out of those we'll move on to your fingers... and I think you're smart enough to discover what i'll remove next once all your fingers are gone.

So Sir, please for you own sake. Hand the game over.

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 3:14PM (Unverified) said

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Mr. Yoon, if you do not give me that swag, first I will beat you over the head and knock you unconscious. You will wake up, and find yourself in a dimly lit room, and you will be tied up. I will then slowly remove parts of your body until you give me the swag. I will start with your ears. Then, I will slowly saw off your feet, as you cringe in agonizing pain. Then I will cut out your tounge, so that you will never speak properly or taste anything ever again. Then I will sever your vocal chords, so that you shall never speak again. Then, I will cut off your hands, so that your swag shall be worthless to you. If this does not keep you from giving me your swag, I will then cut off the body parts you value the most...you know what I'm talking about.

At this point, if you don't fucking give it to me, I'll probably just run away, because you're fucking insane, man. Dude. You need help.

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 3:14PM (Unverified) said

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Hand over the the swag or taste the wrath of my pink silly tickle beam (not to be confused with the pink PSP....i can see how it could be confusing)! Its in orbit right now, If you dont believe me I could demonstrate on that guy standing next to you...........hhmmm he laughed himself to death.....better turn down the power....

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 3:15PM (Unverified) said

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Hand over the the swag or taste the wrath of my pink silly tickle beam (not to be confused with the pink PSP....i can see how it could be confusing)! Its in orbit right now, If you dont believe me I could demonstrate on that guy standing next to you...........hhmmm he laughed himself to death.....better turn down the power....

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 3:43PM (Unverified) said

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GTA sucks

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 3:32PM (Unverified) said

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you better give me that GTA game or my spiked bat might find its way to your dam ugly face and mess you up. IM SERIOUS, NOW GIVE IT!

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 3:38PM (Unverified) said

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you better give me that psp bundle of magnificent items including the GTA: vice city stories, sticker and T-shirt or i will have to other choice but to tell you that SANTA CLAUS does not exsist and that the chocolate the Easter Bunny leaves you is not really chocolate... if you catch my drift.

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 3:39PM citizenlambda said

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Eh, you, gimme that game! Why? You Sure you wanna know why? Because I will destroy you utterly and totally, you, your friends, your family, will pop off the face off the earth, asking for it to end, begging for death, like Dogs!
Now hand that s**t over!

PS: Nice contest

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 3:48PM (Unverified) said

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remember that part in gta where you take a baseball bat and bash in people's heads?
because i could show you how it's done unless you hand over the psp.. you can keep gta, i have it

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 4:01PM (Unverified) said

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I know what you're thinking. "Did he play Vice City Stories or only Liberty City?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Sony PSP, the most powerful handheld in the world, and would blow your eyes clean out, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Posted: Nov 15th 2006 4:34PM kamanashi said

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Give me the game, or else, I will pee in your shower and steal your precious PSP. Without your PSP, you will be powerless and I will be twice as powerful as before. Then I will pee on your car with my ultra twice as powerful pee. You dont want me too pee when I'm angry, 'cause it will burn your eyes with goodness. Oh yes, there will be acid involved too. You can figure out what I will do with the acid yourself. You wil be squirming in your sleep for ever. Thats all I will say.

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