Girl in Austin not sure about PS3, waits in line for fun
This video just sort of makes you stare at the screen with your jaw gaping open and go, "What the?!" A girl in South Austin who knows nothing about gaming at all "heard that this was going to be good," and has decided to wait in line at a Best Buy for a PS3. The reporter asks "What do people do for a living in order to come out here and camp out?" Casey's extremely truthful reply, "I don't do anything, honestly ... I'm just doing it for the thrill. Something to get out of my usual ... you know." We have a feeling she was about to say "boring life."
The reporter accurately goes on to identify her as a girl, proving that there is still some top-notch news reporting going on out there, folks. She then goes on to say, "Us girls don't really fit into this environment with all this gaming." This is about as bad as the "math is hard!" Barbie doll, which we suspect the reporter probably owns and has propped up on her makeup mirror. Any female gamers out there care to issue some rebuttal smackdown to this reporter wannabe? Casey says all the guys in line have been really nice to her (mm hmm) by helping her set her tent up and take it down, and that friends have been bringing her blankets, gloves, and a beanie because it's cold out there. We wonder what she showed up in line with.
Anyhow, Casey, we truly hope this is everything you want it to be. If it's not, eBay can help you turned those failed dreams into some bling. We have a sneaky suspicion that's really what she's doing in line anyhow. Let's do the math: does nothing + heard it was good + not a gamer = look for this console to be listed at about 8:37AM central time on Friday.
"Those waiting in line cannot pitch tents until the store closes at 9PM ..." We can guarantee that there's some tent-pitching going on in that line. We're at less than 24 to go, and it's fanboys on high alert! Plus look, a girl!
[Thanks, Collin]












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"Here's your PS3?"
"How much?"
"That'll be $600"
"Oh, I don't have any money."
[Walks off into sunset -- or maybe a Wii waiting line.]
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And no kidding Ross, I wish my parents/significant other was loaded like that to be able to blow so much money on something she knows nothing about!
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When you live in a semi-tropical climate, it fries your brain and really thins out the blood. My mom does this kind of thing all the time during the winter. She'll whine about the 70 degree weather in South Florida being cold while I watch snow fall outside of my window in Boston. Mind you, I like the snow, but to hear her complain about room temperature is ridiculous.
I think this, if nothing else, should show people how much of a ridiculous dog-and-pony show console launches have become. The PS3 launch is quickly becoming a new reason to be ashamed of humanity.
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WTF!? Try again. Maybe you'll see being a dumbass isn't as much fun as you thought. Because I've never read a statement this stupid.
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"now of course this game doesn't even come out until Friday at 8 A.M."
What game? They're in line for a gaming console. Do some research before you go live on television.
And what the hell was that unprofessionally phrased question, "My big thing is what do people do for a living in order to come out here and camp out"?
"My big thing"? Are you a reporter or a fucking junior high school student?
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'Oh, I'll take the black one. With an RF adapter.'
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Good one, try again.
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Allow me to go from one polar opposite to another.
I want to jam a pitchfork into this dumb reporter's face.
What an insult to women. "We girls don't fit in." Will some girl with an uzi please lay into to this waste of a human with a few clips?
Don't aim. Just shoot.
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Turn tricks in line for the money to buy the PS3.
Step 2:
Go home with one from the line that you are least disgusted by.
Step 3:
Have them do the ebay thing for you, in exchange for sex.
Step 4:
Profit!!!!
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I also hope most people will be too tired to wait around for a Wii.
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oh well anyway, shouldnt this girl maybe pick up a ps2? something cheaper to see if she wants it...
oh well camping out is teh gayness, especially for days on end
and no i dont care who you are, you NEVER need to dress THAT HEAVILY in 65 degree weather... what the fuck is she wearing like 3 sweatshirts gloves hat, blanket... fuck off twat
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On topic I am sure she just didn't want to say that she is just going to put it up on Ebay. Also I saw some tents in the background on the video, news spin?
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SHOW me those things, wench... and I'll get to doing them.
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And I live in Texas, granted it doesn't get down to -30 degrees like places up north, but the 60 mph wind plus freezing temps don't help.
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Girl's a dumbass, and an insult to other "real" girls who game
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...*snort*...BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Waist deep snow! Uphill both ways! I don't even have ears anymore!
P.S. Hooray for Canadia.
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"Stupid girl, I laugh at you!"
I laugh hysterically at anyone sad, stupid and desperate enough to wait outside for a game or console, I laugh even harder when we are talking about days waiting in all weather condiditons and also especially when you don't even know what it is you are bloody buying, roflmao.
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It was 7C (44F) in Calgary today, which is the warmest it's been all week. The lowest it got over the course of the week was -11C (12F). Right now, it's 2C (36F), and the campers here can be expecting -6C (21F) overnight tonight.
And for us, that's really not that bad - it could be a heck of a lot worse. *looking forward to the -5C / 23F he'll be facing with his pals Saturday night*
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If I had a chance to get a ps3 with a ~10 hour wait I would have done it but beyond that its still too soon for it.
Every launch has like a 3 to 1 ratio of titles I wouldnt take for FREE anyway for the first two months so it won't be that hard waiting :)
Its a perfect time to replay all my old games.
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Some infos on that Best Buy. There are only 3 Best Buy's in Austin and that is the only location on the south site. The other 2 store is having security keep people out of the parking lot because they actually do not want campers. Perfect.
I drove past there Tue night/wed morning at 2am. The line was a good strong 5-7 people. Now that camera footage looks like it was taken on midday Wednesday. I would say the line is easily 25-30 people now.
My friend called all around Dallas Walmarts, each have at least 10+ people waiting them.
The Austin stores have a series of people at each store. The circuit city and Target stores have smaller lines. Still I severely doubt how many units are at each store
It just going to be hilarious when the store actually end up with only like 15 units.
"Hey #16, congrats, uh, uhhhhh, ohhhhhhh! Looks like you lose for being #16. No ps3 for you. Now go home."
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I live in the middle of Alaska. The interior, far from any notion of a temperature-stabalizing ocean (that's right, you can just call me "Busta" from now on). Each year, where I live, it routinely reaches -55 of the most vicious Fahrenheit anti-degrees mankind has ever subjected himself to. I say "mankind", not to be sexist, but to hint at the fact that, if our women were Israelites, the weather that haunts our city brings a perpetual Diaspora inflicted upon the highest layers of North-Earth, leaving behind a wasteland littered with sausage parties and bearded males combing the snowy hills for sustenance. I hunted down my own black angus just yesterday.
Last year, during the Xbox 360 launch, my unemployed friend Drew decided to brave the elements and camp out. It was -25 degrees when his endeavor began. Drew showed up at Fred Meyer (No-Man's Land's interpretation of Walmart) at midnight, intent on waiting there until 8:00am. He invited me, but I declined because I had school and work the next morning, so Clif With A Hole In His Leg joined Drew for this night of devilish nights. We call him Clif With A Hole In His Leg because he has a very literal hole in his right leg... I personally do not know how it got there, but he's not ashamed of it either.
Realizing that he would be sitting in -25 degree weather for eight hours, Drew knew that he would need to bring some space-heaters and extension cords, along with the usual winter apparel, with him to keep him and his comrade alive. Electricity? No problem. Employee parking provides electrical outlets to power car engine block heaters. Realizing that he would, by necessity, have electricity, he decided to bring a power strip and a small 13" TV with him to stay entertained (despite my best efforts, poor Drew still despises books). Realizing that he would have a TV with him, he decided to also bring a Nintendo GameCube and four controllers, and that he would also take the back bench-seat out of his van to have something to sit on. And so Drew, Clif With A Hole In His Leg, and 4 or 5 other people camping out took turns playing Wario Ware and watched Conan O'Brien from midnight till 8:00am in conditions that render all sounds soundless and all smells the scent of a cold, lonesome death.
Drew got his Xbox 360, came home, fell asleep immediately, then woke up and told me all about it, saying, among other things, that camping out for the Xbox 360 was more fun than having one.
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