
The December issue of
EGM profiles the 10 worst launch titles (or next-generation ... of crap) with quick-fix suggestions on how the games could have been better. Hindsight's 20-20. Regardless, here's the summarized list of games for any print-less readers out there:
- Night Trap (Sega CD)
- Street Fight: The Movie (PSX)
- Cybermorph (Jaguar)
- Altered Beast (Genesis)
- Marky Mark: Make My Video (Sega CD)
- Army Men Advance (GBA)
- Mortal Kombat Gold (Dreamcast)
- Donkey Kong Jr. Math (NES)
- Fighting Street (Turbo CD)
- Perfect Dark Zero (360)
Some wise commentary from the article reminds us "hype destroys our perspective." So beware of launch poopskies.
(Page 1) Reader Comments
I haven't played Perfect Dark Zero, but that surprises me too.
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I remember Altered Beast was pretty good on the PC.
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The quality of those other 9 titles is no doubt, crap...but PD0 is a pretty good game....solid multiplayer, fun weapons, nice graphics....I just don't see how it's comparable to any of those.
Blue Stinger for the Dreamcast or Fantavision for the PS2 should be up there....god those games were terrible.
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That doesn't deserve to be there either. These guys are gaming journalists, and they couldn't come up with a better list?
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I preferred Teleroboxer myself, best boxing game since Punch Out.
Oh yeah, I went there.
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On the flip side, how could they forget Ping Pals for the DS? Nobody liked that. And you could reasonably say Stack-Up or Gyromite belong on the list, too - while ROB might have helped sell the NES, the games for it are terrible.
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PDZ was a good game. Not great, but good. Saying it's one of the 10 worst launch games ever is like some sort of reverse hype. De-hype, I suppose.
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Altered Beast rocked. A friend of mine and I finished it using our toes. It seemed very close to the arcade version, which was impressive for those days.
boo..
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http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/perfectdarkzero/index.html?q=Perfect%20Dark%20Zero
sure it might not be the BEST launch title but it hardly seems like one the worst ever.
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and altered beast was one of the best early games on the genesis. i didnt understand why they choose that. i remember when it was new that people were comparing it to the arcade version and complaining but for a home game it was great. good characters, multiple transformations. good sound (that was very memorable! so many people say "rise from your grave, and power up!"), great cheats, huge bosses, lots of repayability...
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Altered Beast was awesome, I didn't have Genesis but my best friend and I played the crap out of that game when he got it for Christmas.
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It would have been released in 85 or 86 so, come on! Cut it some slack! It certainly wasn't that much worse than other simplistic NES titles of the time!
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Rise from your grave!
That game is awesome!
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This is what made it worthwhile.
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Also, perfect dark wasn't great- but it sure wasn't one of the worst games ever. I had a lot of games that were way more pathetic.
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How about Combat for the Atari 2600?!
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To my knowledge, this was the ONLY arcade translation of this game. Minus the big punch/kick buttons in the arcade, it has the classic Ken/Ryu/Birdie/Sagat matches. This list sucks.
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Night Trap was great cheesy fun!
PDZ I have to agree with, despite my love of the original. They have 5 years and that's the best they could do? Getting ported over 3 systems probably didn't help much.
Where's the Saturn "launch" titles?
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As a casual gamer, the visuals of Altered Beasts were stunning (for its time) and gameplay made it easier for non-gamers to get into it.
Night Trap (at least the 32XCD version) may have been light on button-mashing mayhem, but it was the type of engaging interractive video story that really appealed to all of the leisure gamers that I know (myself included).
I'd LOVE to see an XBox360-enhanced version of Night Trap.
Won't anyone think of us old-fogey lamer gamers?! :(
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PDZ is an OK game...not the best...but not the worst. If they actualy needed a 360 game, they could have picked ROBOTRON or JOUST (if GeoWars could be best launch title, then another XBLA could be worst)
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PDZ is defo a 7.5 and therefore no way one of the worst 10 launch games
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