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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 12:24AM (Unverified) said

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Hooray for digipoon
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 12:22AM (Unverified) said

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Mr. Happy is awake.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 12:23AM Ahti said

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Bitch... you a ho!!!
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 12:24AM (Unverified) said

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I havent seen very many pole dancers.
but isnt this a little weak?

I mean assuming they paid some chick to come in and MoCap the scene. her routine is kinda boring.
Or maybe Magic City has spoiled me.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 12:25AM (Unverified) said

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Meh, really lame.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 1:44AM (Unverified) said

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Kokoro's pole dance is better imo.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dthTCSMqlS8
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 12:34AM Mitsuo said

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pshh she isn't even wearing heels! RIP-OFF! *sigh* slap some stilettos on that ho and THEN it might be good.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 12:44AM (Unverified) said

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see thats what i want to see... mindless pixelated striptease
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 12:43AM (Unverified) said

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is it me, or is that the same video from her ending for DOA 4? Its the same setting, and music at least. Tho she doesn't kill a guy at the end.
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Posted: Nov 24th 2006 1:27AM (Unverified) said

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oh, really bad .
i like the new game mythwaronline , not this
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 1:14AM (Unverified) said

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Strong, well-developed female characters!
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 1:15AM (Unverified) said

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Yeah... it'd be better if she was wearing her black leather dominatrix costume from "Dead or Alive 4". I haven't played DOAX2 yet, but the game needs some shoes/heels for the girls if they're not available. Future downloadable content maybe?
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Posted: Nov 24th 2006 10:42PM (Unverified) said

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maybe joystiq, well no pun intended, joystiq needs to attend a Canadian strip club.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 1:28AM Biff Superman said

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SHOW US YOUR BOOOBS!
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 1:38AM jocozo3 said

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Christie - cold hearted assassin and pole dancer. Makes sense to me.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 2:52PM (Unverified) said

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Totally unrealistic.
Nobody in the audience?
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 3:21AM (Unverified) said

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Well, it is Zack Island, there's nobody there besides Zack, Niki, and all the DOA girls he invited. Zack may want to watch, but I think the girls should be in the audience, watching each other dance. That'd be hot.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 4:05AM (Unverified) said

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why do they jiggle even when she's not moving
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 4:15AM Premaximum said

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Are the breasts supposed to be realistic at all? The bouncing, jiggling, whatever you'd like to call it, is completely out of sync with her movements.

Call me a nerd, but it really makes it painful to watch. It's just too retarded-looking. It'd be like someone's face randomly twitching while they're trying to talk to you about something extremely important. Sure, you need to know what they're saying, but that twitch is annoying the hell out of you.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 8:55AM (Unverified) said

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Totally unrealistic. her breasts jiggle even when she's standing....
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 8:12AM (Unverified) said

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They really need to work on the boob's bouncing physics, it just doesn't look right.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 8:53AM (Unverified) said

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I'm sporting a tremendous woody!
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 9:43AM erh said

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The DOA girls are fighters, not skanky strippers. Bikinis and beach scenes have context - they are on vacation on a tropical island. But a pole dance does not fit with the characters, and has no place in the context of the game.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 12:27PM (Unverified) said

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I've seen better. I'm not sure why anybody can get excited over this...
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 11:09AM sockatume said

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Proof, as if it were needed, that Itagaki wouldn't know sexy if it dry humped his face. And that SONG. Jesus.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 11:12AM (Unverified) said

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first off the dances between the two girls looked almsot identical. So I assume all the girls dance and I also assume they're all the same dance routine. Not a very exciting one.

As for the boob physics it's not that the boobs are bouncing while the girls aren't moving. It's that the boobs are /continuing/ to bounce after they've stopped. If you shake a water balloon does it not jiggle for a second after you stop? However I would agree there's no reason for them to still be jiggling 3-4 seconds after that's rediculous after all these are supposed to be human girls not waterbags.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 11:28AM doclexfisti said

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anyone knows, what song that is? who's it from?
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 11:50AM (Unverified) said

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Hahahaha what a load of erm... well I would say wank but I'm afraid there may actually be some people doing just that.

I'd say pole dancing is rarely that erotic unless the bird is really fit, I'm not sure if this is more or less pathetic than the current 'fitness' craze in the USA with pole dancing housewives.

Regardless, both should just stop.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 11:53AM (Unverified) said

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#14
It's VERY realistic.
No ones in the audience cause she's CRAP.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 12:20PM (Unverified) said

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#26

LOL

this is depressing, a true testament to the nerds who play dead or alive!


http://www.petitiononline.com/ps3/petition.html
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 12:48PM (Unverified) said

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meh, boring. About as sexy as a soccer mom. Unless that's your thing.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 3:01PM fernpointoh said

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Weak.

Her vid from DOA4 was much better. Hotter, and she killed a guy.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 3:56PM (Unverified) said

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You know, it's just not the same without the murder.

I disagree with some posters though, I like the song. (For those who were asking it's 'My Grave' and by Team Ninja, it's on the DOA4 soundtrack)
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 4:13PM (Unverified) said

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I find this all very pathetic.

I mean, whatever floats your boats... but it's still pathetic.

90% of you will never get laid.

The rest of us are married.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 4:53PM (Unverified) said

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32/ damn... so there is no guy here (or girl) hoarding over millions of opposite sex?

sad day indeed.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 7:52PM KillerSlinky said

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They all seem similar, but Kasumi wins my vote. SHWING!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=miGKa5kFzUo&mode=related&search=
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 9:23PM (Unverified) said

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8=====>
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2006 11:30PM Geist said

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If I want polygonal breasts in my games I'll play Leisure Suit Larry 8. At least that game's funny. This is just disturbing and takes itself waaaaay too seriously.
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Posted: Nov 24th 2006 12:10AM (Unverified) said

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I guess they've given up on pretending this game is actually anything more than a giant T&A festival.
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Posted: Nov 24th 2006 12:24AM Brett from Atlanta said

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Some kid, somewhere, is gonna ruin his controller. Can you say serious button stick.
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Posted: Nov 24th 2006 1:30AM (Unverified) said

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i like games, but i cannot do well
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Posted: Nov 24th 2006 7:34AM (Unverified) said

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Thank god this isn't out for Wii.. I shudder to think what "Innovative Game Controls" the sexually repressed devs would come up with.
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Posted: Nov 24th 2006 10:44AM (Unverified) said

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those have to be the juggliest tits I've ever seen! boy, do they move... it might be the first time I jack off a video game, mang. real girls a so overrated...

NOT! mang, I miss my girlfriend... :-o.......O
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