Handcuffs: the ultimate Wii remote strap

by Kyle Orland { Dec 13th 2006 at 6:25PM }

Sure, Nintendo has introduced thicker, reinforced wrist straps to prevent accidental Wii remote slippage, but even that isn't enough for some people. For those who demand the utmost in Wii remote security, may we suggest the wrought-iron construction that only handcuffs can provide.

The idea for this odd mod came from an Austrian forum while the cuffs themselves reportedly came from a sex shop complete with a safety switch in case the keys are misplaced. We can't make any guarantees to the actual strength of such a setup, but we've got to say it looks a lot more secure than that thin piece of fabric holding our remotes in place. Plus the handcuffs have the added bonus of introducing a dash of S&M kinkiness into every Wii play session. Hot!

[Via LooneyGamers]

Tags: handcuff, sex

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Dave @ Dec 13th 2006 6:37PM

NICE

William @ Dec 13th 2006 6:38PM

Wouldn't that be a Wii bit uncomfortable to have a dangling bit of metal bouncing up and down on your wrist?

Then again... I suppose there are people who are into that sort of thing.

pattyblades @ Dec 13th 2006 6:54PM

borat like, great for sexytime

White Rabbit @ Dec 13th 2006 7:09PM

They need to get the fuzzy kinds of cuffs! That way they're softer and kinkier

mountain_rage @ Dec 13th 2006 7:30PM

Those are the same a the cheap handcuffs you can get at a dollar store, seriously I would trust nintendos fabric over these badly assembled handcuffs.

Tom @ Dec 13th 2006 7:31PM

S&M SSBB... Peach in leather and holding a whip... Mario tied to a chair with a rubber ball in his mouth... yes... it's all coming together now...

Yaktastic @ Dec 13th 2006 7:35PM

-White Rabbit
exactly what i was thinking! and then there would be an explosion of hilarious "gamer porn"
boy nintendo really did build a versatile games platform.
haha

wiz @ Dec 13th 2006 8:06PM

Austrians around here (except me)?

SuperJumpMan @ Dec 13th 2006 8:09PM

Why don't you just use leather cuff? Or bounds.

geves @ Dec 13th 2006 8:25PM

why not just hold the damn thing with your hands?

if your that much of a lazy tard that holding a controller is too much of a strain for you inbetween eating deep fried chocolate and slurrping on a 64 oz. cup of gravy, you don't deserve to play it.

1000s of years of evolution down the drain. Just use your thumbs people!