Handcuffs: the ultimate Wii remote strap
by Kyle Orland 
{ Dec 13th 2006 at 6:25PM }
Sure, Nintendo has introduced thicker, reinforced wrist straps to prevent accidental Wii remote slippage, but even that isn't enough for some people. For those who demand the utmost in Wii remote security, may we suggest the wrought-iron construction that only handcuffs can provide.
The idea for this odd mod came from an Austrian forum while the cuffs themselves reportedly came from a sex shop complete with a safety switch in case the keys are misplaced. We can't make any guarantees to the actual strength of such a setup, but we've got to say it looks a lot more secure than that thin piece of fabric holding our remotes in place. Plus the handcuffs have the added bonus of introducing a dash of S&M kinkiness into every Wii play session. Hot!
[Via LooneyGamers]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Dave @ Dec 13th 2006 6:37PM
NICE
William @ Dec 13th 2006 6:38PM
Wouldn't that be a Wii bit uncomfortable to have a dangling bit of metal bouncing up and down on your wrist?
Then again... I suppose there are people who are into that sort of thing.
pattyblades @ Dec 13th 2006 6:54PM
borat like, great for sexytime
White Rabbit @ Dec 13th 2006 7:09PM
They need to get the fuzzy kinds of cuffs! That way they're softer and kinkier
mountain_rage @ Dec 13th 2006 7:30PM
Those are the same a the cheap handcuffs you can get at a dollar store, seriously I would trust nintendos fabric over these badly assembled handcuffs.
Tom @ Dec 13th 2006 7:31PM
S&M SSBB... Peach in leather and holding a whip... Mario tied to a chair with a rubber ball in his mouth... yes... it's all coming together now...
Yaktastic @ Dec 13th 2006 7:35PM
-White Rabbit
exactly what i was thinking! and then there would be an explosion of hilarious "gamer porn"
boy nintendo really did build a versatile games platform.
haha
wiz @ Dec 13th 2006 8:06PM
Austrians around here (except me)?
SuperJumpMan @ Dec 13th 2006 8:09PM
Why don't you just use leather cuff? Or bounds.
geves @ Dec 13th 2006 8:25PM
why not just hold the damn thing with your hands?
if your that much of a lazy tard that holding a controller is too much of a strain for you inbetween eating deep fried chocolate and slurrping on a 64 oz. cup of gravy, you don't deserve to play it.
1000s of years of evolution down the drain. Just use your thumbs people!
Tom @ Dec 13th 2006 11:10PM
Hahaha 64 oz. cup of gravy, *vomits* hahaha!
twism10000 @ Dec 14th 2006 12:17AM
I'd like to put those on my wife.
Cuja @ Dec 15th 2006 12:12AM
They should of handed them out during the PS3 launch.
Keil Joy @ Dec 15th 2006 3:41PM
they should sell that with a whip as a bundle item.