When Detroit Tigers pitcher Joel Zumaya was benched during October's American League Championship series with inflammation in his right arm, Tigers Athletic Director Kevin Rand theorized it was because the pitcher was "playing in different times now, different weather." Turns out the actual problem was not different weather but a different game -- specifically, Guitar Hero.The Detroit Free Press is reporting that Tigers manager Dave Dombrowski told WXYT-AM yesterday that Zumaya's injury recurrence came from excessive virtual guitar shredding, not from excessive baseball throwing. Once the Tigers training staff realized the injuries were "more consistent with the action of a guitar player than a baseball pitcher," Zumaya stopped playing the game and recovered in time to pitch in three World Series games.
We can't help but question Zumaya's priorities here. While pitching in the World Series is important, think of the damage done to Zumaya's Guitar Hero career during this hiatus. We can only hope practice and hard work during the off-season will bring him back to top shredding form.
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basically it is DDR, but instead of bounding around on a floor mat, you have a small guitar shaped controller... it rocks
get some friends who are a little more active (not much, just a little) and pick up a cheapo PS2 and GH and GHII, it's great
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-justin
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Go Tigers
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I was being Sarcastic!
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DETROIT PWNS! Go TIGERS!!
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Michigan just plain sucks...Probably the worst state, second only to Florida.
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Yes, because it's Sony's fault Detroit's pitchers developed butterfingers every time the ball was hit to them.
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some people don't obsess over how they look to the rest of the world and just like to have a little fun. You probably drive a "European Sedan" and sip Lates. Pardon the masses for not being talented like you. Last, but not least , if you don't like living in the USA, feel free to move to Mexico, Somalia, anywhere, I am sure you will find that more in tune with your intellect.
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