LOl that is so funny and so true at the same time. Where did this come from?

I was about 5 seconds in, until I realized it was Attack of the Show (G4), so I stopped it. Please put a warning up next time.

"WARNING: Non X-play G4 clip"

Why does G4 try to be so funny, even after failing miserably. Between stupid, inane, time-filler skits on X-Play and Kevins smug face and forced punchlines on AOTS this channel just needs to die.

Yeah, I saw that guy and decided to not waste my time watching it since anything he's in is bad. G4tv LAWL

the only people who would find this humorous are the same people likely to injure themselves or others playing with the Wii.

If I hear "Wiimote" one more time today, I'm going to punch someone in the face. Repeat after me: "Wii remote."

dude i cant wait


theres gonna be so many people in here like
"Wii is not #1 its a gimmick, sony had a lack of blu diodes blah bla..."





its gonna be so funny :)

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimooooooooooote!!!!!!!

G4 is terrible. I wish it would just go away and die already.

Stop your whining guys.

If this were a Sony or PS3 joke you'd all be saying shit like, "final nail in the coffin" and "lol . Sorny is teh SUXors".

You guys like to dish it out, but, cant seem to be able to take it.

You mean G4 still has X-Play?!?! Damn, I thought it was all Cops and Star Trek reruns???

Heh, that was some good light hearted humor.

I can't really see anyone here being the comedian (or making anyone laugh, ever), but damn you guys are quick to jump down G4's throat.

wow, way to steal someone else's joke. Can't say I expect more from AotS, though. Surprised they actually still talk about video games actually.

@10

Actually, if you watched the clip, you'd know that it doesn't even try making fun of Nintendo. It makes fun of idiot that hurt themselves with the Wiimote. It's pretty clear that G4 is on the side of Nintendo on this one.

"If you douse the Wiimote in gasoline, it may catch fire."

"Do not try and eat the Wiimote. It is not edible."

Those are pretty clearly condemnations against morons, not Nintendo.

"Tonight on FOX News, NINTENDO WII! Reports are coming in as millions of the new consoles cause the electronic wrist strap to malfunction, sending the Wii remote rocketing across the room and ultimately lodging itself deep inside the nearest baby's skull!

Also, Playstation 3! The console can connect to the PSP. Does this mean kids have an endless supply of porn via the cancer-causing radiation from these smut machines?

Find out tonight @ 10"

"only to be resurrected by the mainstream media in, um, let's say two months"

That was perfect... :)

I don't get this joke. The mainstream media have already covered the story? So why joke about them not covering it, then jumping on it months late? Also, isn't Joystiq mainstream media? I bet its readership is larger than that of most newspapers. Ditto Attack of the Show for that matter.

I'm embarresed by thus, its just cringeworthy, the shirts just don't get it.

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omg G4, read a telepromper much?

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haha.

"when you are flicking the wiimote: make sure you are aware of the position of your face"

Do not use the wii-mote as a vibrator for sexual pleasures in your room nor in the car and sertainlly not in front of adam sesaler.

Two things I love:

The Wii

FOX News (#1 by the way)

On a slow news day this is how the story shall read:

"The Nintendo Wii is a popular video game that was released late last year. But what consumer's did not know was that the game they were buying for their child was an instrument of death! Already there has been much damage done due to the falty wrist strap of the system, and honest working American's have had there new ultra-big-flatscreen-plasma TVs destroyed due to this problem. But that is not the worst of it! Young children have received black eyes, and bruised arms due to the nature of the system's 'motion' sensing controller. Is it really worth it? Is the price that young children pay, worth the 'entertainment' we get from this game? Or are we just full of sh*t, exagerating stories about video games everytime there's a slow news day? I think not, this is definetly the fault of video games! F**k you America, and good night.

" At this rate the life cycle of this story will end within a couple weeks.."

or at least you damn sure hope so! so much for your wiimote fad. lol..

Yea....G-4 is basically MTV.


5% games
70% crap
15% stuff that can be compared to porn.


G4 doesnt realize that gamers dont give a shit about fastlane or any thing that doesnt have to do with gaming (except Star Trek and I hate that)

You guys all suck, G4 is awesome except for star trek and AOTS is the best show on it.

Wii sucks and so does G4, if people were really gamers theyd know about the games and not hafta be told about them on Tv. And oh yes I believe theyre reading a teleprompter. Hehe

ugh... lame. Wii is a gimic imo.

I'v never played the Wii but it seems interesting. The last good system that Nintendo made was the Super Nintendo. every thing else has been very childish. whenever the " oooo i can stand up and move and play video games phase" wares off the wii and Nintendo with it will die. Not saying im against fat kids moving or getting a black eye im just anti bad products. lastly America=X-box Japan=Play station... thats the way it is and should be... thank you

As far as I've seen, the PS3 hurt morons even before there were incident reports on the Nintendo Wii actually being in the hands of gamers; what, with all the slamming people into poles and raging stampedes during Christmas shopping. What's so special about the PS3 that people are willing to shell out $600? Improved graphics? Being able to link to a handheld? Uh, the Wii has those features, too. If you can't handle playing a Wii, do yourself a favor and keep playing Gamecube or PS2 with both hands on the controller, numbnuts.
So why is the Wii catching Hell? I've had an Xbox 360 for the past year and it's done me well enough, and I'll more than likely buy a Wii, since I'm pretty sure I have the mental capacity to use one. But it'll be a cold day in Hell before I pay over half a G for gameplay, graphics, and features I can get for a third of the price. Anyone who buys a PS3 really is a fanboy; because any real gamer with half a brain who wasn't would know that kind of price tag for what they're offering is bullcrap when you know you can get it cheaper elsewhere.

"14. @10

Actually, if you watched the clip, you'd know that it doesn't even try making fun of Nintendo. It makes fun of idiot that hurt themselves with the Wiimote. It's pretty clear that G4 is on the side of Nintendo on this one.

"If you douse the Wiimote in gasoline, it may catch fire."

"Do not try and eat the Wiimote. It is not edible."

Those are pretty clearly condemnations against morons, not Nintendo."

he's right. this video is directed to dumbasses,
not nintendo u stupid fucks haha get it right yo

oh yeah wat are they gunna come up with next the game guitar hero 2 is a very violent game cause kids all over the world are jumpin up and down and not sittin on tehre ass like they do playing all other video games so all kids should be lazy and not stand up and play this until further notice. wats next kareoke damn ppl just dont be stupid and release the wii remote and omg ur problem will be solved

I like how in the video anyone who would be "watching" her on the airplane would have to turn around, since she's facing the backs of seats. Goddammit, little things like that piss me off. You're payed millions of dollars to make this shit, make it right.

In all, my friends that do own Wiis and aren't complete morons say its the best gaming system they've played, and that it's worth every penny. I don't think anything Nintendo makes should be called a gimic, since pretty much everything they make is a gimic. Come on, DS? GameCUBE?

I remember watching G4 at my friends house before the Star Wars III premier. It was the E3 live coverage. And no matter how cool I thought E3 would be, they made it as cringe-worthy and metrosexual as everything else on that channel. Gaming and TV just don't mix.

Wow, I thought Attack of the Show couldn't get any worse. Xplay makes funny jokes, but AOTS just needs to shut up. I thought we were done with the Wii jokes by now, it's kicking the shit out of the PS3, and in my opinion, is tied with the Xbox 360 for the best next-gen systems. AOTS, just shut up, for serious. You guys, along with these random, non-video game related shows, are bringing down G4. If it wasn't for Xplay or cinematech, which is now unfortunately cut down in showings, I or no one else would be watching this channel anymore. Btw, filter SUCKS now. Peace

thats just mean. the Wii is cool. and that dude is retarded... stupid retarded dude >:Q ggrrrrrrrr

Ok, here's what I say on this.

Wii- It's a good system, I'm getting one soon, (Red Steel :D) and it shouldn't be too hard to get a good grip on the Remote. I know the graphics aren't 'the best', but they don't HAVE to be. Shit people, I still play the fucking Atari sometimes (PITFALL FTW) and it's fucking what... 20 years old?

PS3- I agree, it's expensive as hell, and there aren't many good launch titles (save for Resistance: Fall of Man), and it ripped the Wiimote idea away with motion sensitivity, however if you think back to the PS2, we were in the same situation. What I'm saying is that the Wii and PS3 have just barely finished coming out, and we need to give them time to grow and develop new games. You can't expect every launch title to be some new leap into the Gaming Hall of Fame (GHF). I think that if we can give the PS3 a little bit of elbow room, and little bit of time to grow, then we can get somewhere, and get some good content and games out for it, and (hopefully) good online content as well. Besides, once the new shipment comes out in March, I'm betting that bigger supply = Lower Cost

Xbox 360- So far one of the systems that we don't hear too many complaints about. It had some great launch titles, and it's had a full year to grow (GEARS OF WAAAR). The Xbox had many good games transferred over for reinnovated titles (TES: Oblivion) and Microsoft did some good work with it, although they did kind of... fuck it up, selling a $100 Adapter, bumping that up to $499, but besides that, great console.

And yes, I do realize that someone is going to call me a dumbass douchebag, and won't provide any evidence whatsoever except his opinion, which they themselves probably don't even believe.

Hey, I own a Wii, it's cheap, it's fun and easy to use, has some great games (Twilight Princess anyone?) and I've never hurt myself with it(minus some mild shoulder pain).

This video is sorta funny, but I think G4 can do much better.

BTW, for you Wii-Haters out there- I love the Wii, and I truly believe that great games make a great system, not graphical power, lame gimmicks, a big price tag, or the fact that people will shoot each other over it. The Wii has great games, both in their new releases and their Virtual Console. It is an all-around great system, and I didn't have to sell my house just to afford it. So quit bashing it.