In the mood for a good laugh, a proper el-oh-el? Then read this unbelievable, oblivious and altogether hilarious Gamesindustry.biz article regarding the wondrous insides of the PS3 controller. The gist of it sees the National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences bestowing an Emmy award upon the Sixaxis -- for technology and engineering. As you might expect, the award arrives in response to new-fangled "motion sensing technology", currently not featured in any other console in existence. Indeed, the engineers at Sony deserve a hearty pat on the back for taking the time to "re-define the original Dual Shock controller" and painstakingly remove any traces of rumble technology. Indeed, putting rumble and motion sensing into the same controller would likely spell unmitigated disaster.
Meanwhile, Jack Tretton, CEO of SCEA, chimes in on the whole affair and in doing so, sends out a distress signal from deep within an alternate reality. "The overwhelming consumer demand and critical acclaim for PS3 is testament of the platform's strength and the industry's desire for a true next-generation entertainment system." Come on, Mr. Tretton, even Quinn Mallory has a subscription to Time magazine.
Update: Oops! Sony got their controllers mixed up.












(Page 1) Reader Comments
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Jack Tretton is an embarrassment
All the sales arrogance of Yamauchi and tech arrogance of Kutaragi
But somebody was fast asleep when they decided this (although you should be more objective in reporting this, laddies)
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Oh well congrats Sony i guess...
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Ha
You're not actually serious, right?
P.S. It's Finally not fianally
In all seriousness, however, I don't think that the judges considered all of the candidates for this award as the wiimote beats out the PS3 controller, not just in motion sensing, but in the fact that it has rumble and a built in speaker. It also has a design that isn't 10 years old. Some Fanboy is obviously working behind the scenes here...
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I see that somebody gave up video gaming after the Atari crash in '83.
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One side you'll have the hurt Ninty fanboys that will whine and cry cause ZOMG TEH WII! On the other you'll have the rabid Sony fanboys laughing at the ZOMG TEH WII! Then right in the middle you'll have the xbox360 fanboys that will claim the ps3 controller sucks and the xbox360 controller is TEH WIN!
Ahh, posts like this are why I come to joystiq.
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Want an Emmy? Show up to CES. Sorry Nintendo, you lose.
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Because it says that SIXAXIS won an Emmy.
Even though it's not a TV show.
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
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This whole thing reeks of corporate monies being traded for awards.
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Just accept the fact that Nintendo didn't win was due to their own self-sabotage. Sure, maybe they didn't want to go to CES. But you can't start bitching about someone not winning an award when they don't fulfill the prerequisites for receiving the award.
I think Sony should do something like Ben Stiller did for the opening of Heat Vision and Jack.
"And then I won this...
*slams Emmy down on the table*
It's called... 'An Em-my'.
'How many Emmy Awards have you won, Mister Mario?'
*tears up picture of Miyamoto*"
If Nintendo wanted the award, honestly, all they had to do was show up. They didn't. Sony wins. End of story.
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Now I'm definitly going to waste my money and buy a PS3!
Sheesh :P
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Analog has been the standard method of input for 11years now and yet somehow Sony still have a controller with a d-pad as its primary input device.
The thing is an embarassment and plays a huge part in why I don't want a PS3. Put some good analog sticks on it, in places that aren't completly ridiculous. Put better buttons on it rather than the trash at the moment that is as flat as flat can be, and for goodness sake redesign the shape of it. Its not comfortable at all.
This is the 3rd console in a row where sony has had the same basic design for the controller. That is truly ridiculous. Microsoft GREATLY improved the xbox controller in one generation. Nintendo improve their controller every generation as well. I was actually surprised how comfortable the 360 controller is. The original xbox controller was awful, the controller-s was quite good and the new one is fantastic. The n64 bad was great, the gamecube controller was great and the wii controller is a revolution. The psone controller was ok, the ps2 controller was seriously outdated, the ps3 controller is a fossil.
If microsoft who made such a screw up of the first controller can get it so right the 2nd time, I fail to see why Sony is still stuck with an awful controller the 3rd time. The only people who claim its comfortable are those who have played the playstation so long its deformed their hands into mangled messes. A controller should be comfortable the very first time you pick it up, it shouldn't take hours of adapting. FPS and fighting games are especially akward on it.
(comment didn't appear first time sorry if this is a double post)
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Maybe the Emmy committee slide onto our planet from an alternative universe where Nintendo doesn't exist...
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Its funny how just the mear mention of the ps3, givs M$ lovers the shivers. The ps3 owns you ppl.
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I can see it now.
Sixaxis: Honey, I'm home!
*applaud from audience*
Wife: How was your day?
Sixaxis: Well, I was at the bar all day, so now I'm trying to get ready for work.
Wife: Oh really? How are you preparing, since technically you can't get ready to rumble?
*audience laughs, some idiot yells "Its funny because its ironic!"*
Sixaxis: Well, Since I'm always picked on at the offices, I'm gonna go start my car then go and face the guys. Since I lsot my keys, looks like I have to go WIRE my car. I usually am wire-less, but when my car breaks down, I can't go until I'm wired. Too bad I can't be used when I'm wired. I have to finish wiring before I leave. Then I'm gonna go stand up to the guys!
Wife: But how will you do that? Everyone knows you're such a lightweight!
*audience laughs, some idiot yells "Its funny because its ironic!"*
Sixaxis: Well, maybe I shouldn't do that. I do have a dentist appointment after work. I need to get rid of my crappy blue tooth!
*audience laughs, some idiot yells "Its funny because its ironic!"*
Song-
He's a SIXAXIS, she's a ho!
Is he ready to rumble? Oh, NO NO NO!
Wire him up, yet he still can't go!
He truly sucks asses,
He's a SIXAXIS!
Damn, I need a life.
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PS: Major props for the Sliders reference.
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seriously, this is getting a little silly now.
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I'm curious, though. Is Nintendo ineligible because it's not really an electronics company
or something?
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just cuz some lil homo fanboys on the internet despise the ps3 doesnt mean its not a great console
maybe if any of u were above the age of 12 ud figure that out........
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It hasn't had the chance to yet, none of the games are immersive enough
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A thousand internets for you good sir, there was some nice lolage coming from that post.
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"And I'm not easily impressed... OH WOW! A BluRay!"
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It is not like this will help sell those consoles sitting in on store shelves.
So for $600, you get to say: "I have an Emmy award winning controller!" Yeah, you CAN just buy the controller and not the console, but that would be stupid, now wouldn't it?
Nintendo didn't win, so what?
Nintendo doesn't exactly need help selling consoles, now do they?
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@28 I lol'd
What with this ZOMG B14S!!!11! deal? Last month apparently joystiq was biased against the Wii. This month joystiq is biased againt the PS3. Who will joystiq oppression next month? My money is on the Atari. Old school, yo.
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And frankly, it is. I rather have a proper award for Nintendo from more respectable sources.
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*Cricket, Cricket*
...Now that that horrible joke (is that what it was?) has been cast aside, this story is surprising. I've never heard of a gaming product win an Emmy! But if true, what if the Big N had been present? My honest opinion would be give the Wiimote the Emmy for its innovation. But since it is not...congrats Sony! You got someone on your side!
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LOL
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"First of all, we'd like to say that we are not interested in gimmicks.
Rumble is out, motion is in.
Mr. Kutaragi I believe that to be a tremendous innovation.
Let's have a hand please."
Forget the PS3, if Sony presents to the public their findings of this "TV-so-real-alternate-reality-viewing machine", give them 100 bajillion Nobel Peace Prizes.
Hiroshi Yamauchi was a genius, and hired a couple of blokes people would later be appreciative of: Gunpei Yokoi and Shigeru Miyamoto (the latter of which was against his 'better judgement').
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