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Posted: Jan 12th 2007 11:29PM (Unverified) said

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Half-Life 2 2

Posted: Jan 12th 2007 11:48PM (Unverified) said

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Half Life 2 - Misty Buff

Posted: Jan 12th 2007 11:50PM tucker973 said

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How about "Half-Life 2: What's with all the random hating edition"

For fuck's sake, they're packaging what retailed as a $50 game, with two $20 each expansions, with two original games. I mean, as always kids: if you don't want to buy it, don't. But at what will debut at (presumably) the "standard" (vomit) $59.99 price tag, that's a hell of a deal no matter how you slice it. I don't see where fanboyism or some sort of crazy feelings against the franchise even enter the picture. Maybe you're satisfied with paying for incomplete or short games at the same price point, but I say cheers to Valve for actually trying to make a package worth buying.

But then again, I'm sure you can still find some way to bitch about this.

Posted: Jan 12th 2007 11:53PM (Unverified) said

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One more.

Half Life 2 - PS360

Ok that was bad. Ill get me coat.

Posted: Jan 12th 2007 11:54PM (Unverified) said

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Half Life 2: No Fat Chicks!

Posted: Jan 13th 2007 12:06AM (Unverified) said

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Unless they change the game difficulty by a huge margin how about

Half Life 2: You'll get your ass kicked without a keyboard and mouse.

Seriously. If you have played it on the PC on a difficulty other than easy you will understand the precision this games takes....something controllers don't do too well. With that in mind, this game might not port very well. We shall see.

Posted: Jan 13th 2007 12:14AM (Unverified) said

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Simple. Half-Life 2 Ultimate. And yeah, $60 is a steal for all that content.

Posted: Jan 13th 2007 12:53AM (Unverified) said

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A Clockwork Half-Life 2.

Posted: Jan 13th 2007 1:10AM (Unverified) said

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Half Life 2: Minus Stream
Half Life 2: Actually works without the internet
Half Life 2: Non-bloat-ware edition
Half Life 2: O RLY?
Half Life 2: Ultimate
Half Life 2: For console, without console
Half Life 2: Portals

Posted: Jan 14th 2007 2:23PM MrKr3w said

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Half Life 2: Redux

Posted: Jan 13th 2007 2:09AM Austinmus Prime said

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"Half-Life 2:Return of Half-Life 2"
Which requires the obligatory,
"Half-Life 3:Nemesis"

Or hell,
"Half-Life 2:Attack of the Clones"

or
"Half Life 2:Help Gabe Newell Afford A Private Jet Edition"

Posted: Jan 13th 2007 2:37AM (Unverified) said

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Half-Life 2 : Source : Source

Posted: Jan 13th 2007 3:18AM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Jan 13th 2007 4:17AM (Unverified) said

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How'bout Half Life 2 : 2π
cuz π = 180° hence 2π = 360°

..okay THAT was lame, maybe even lamer than ORANGE!

Posted: Jan 16th 2007 2:16AM (Unverified) said

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There's a "Half Life 2: Black" edition as well, it's for the PC, can't recall what it includes or actually excludes.
i never played Half Life 2 so I definitely look forward to this, and Portal and Team Fortress 2? Oh goody!

Posted: Jan 13th 2007 5:51AM (Unverified) said

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Half Life 2 : Combine Harvest.
...
what?

Posted: Jan 13th 2007 6:09AM (Unverified) said

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"Half-Life 2: Ported edition"

Posted: Jan 13th 2007 7:17AM (Unverified) said

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Half-Life 2: Fruitcake
Half-Life 2: Mangina edition
Half-Life 2: Gordon is metrosexual
Half-Life 2: Gordon's big day out
Half-Life 2: Dual stick hell
Half-Life 2: The complete neckbeard edition

Posted: Jan 13th 2007 8:39AM (Unverified) said

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Half Life 2: "The Encounter"

Posted: Jan 14th 2007 5:09PM (Unverified) said

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"Orange" isn't a terrible name, but Valve has never been that great at thinking up unique product names. Ever try searching for pages on modding their engine? "Source" is not a very helpful Google search term when you are looking for programming info.

Posted: Jan 13th 2007 1:42PM (Unverified) said

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Half Life 2: It took us so long to make we just half lifed and now were Half Life 1

Posted: Jan 14th 2007 8:53AM (Unverified) said

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Half-Life 2: You've got crabs.

Posted: Jan 14th 2007 5:16PM (Unverified) said

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National Lampoon's Half Life 2

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