Off the Grid: Scrabble and the elusive letter "Q"
This week, Bonnie Ruberg contributes to Off the Grid, Scott Jon Siegel's column on gaming away from the television screen or monitor.
Scrabble is not a sexy game. When you think of Scrabble, what do you see? Family gatherings at your Aunt Mae's spent quibbling over proper nouns? Conventions of blue-haired grandmothers and smarty-pants girls in braces, all clutching their Scrabble dictionaries? Maybe Scrabble deserves its homely image, after all -- as board games go -- it's pretty dull-looking. No bright colors, no "some assembly required" three-dimensional terrain, not even the satisfaction of a tiny, silver boot for a game piece. Just words. Words, words, and more words.
Scrabble may look, sound, heck, possibly even smell dorky, but when have gamers ever been afraid of a little dork-dom? I say, embrace your inner word dork. Okay, maybe I'm just a word dork. But if Scott had asked me, instead of all those games-industry leaders, what my favorite analog game was a few weeks back, it definitely would have been Scrabble.
What's great about Scrabble is that it takes an everyday thing like language -- so banal we barely even think about it -- and turns it into a game mechanic. So we've got this alphabet but, in English, we use certain letters more than others. Boom, mechanic! Widely-used letters can be worth only a few points, whereas letters we rarely use can be worth more.
All of which lends itself to some serious strategy. I'm not just talking about that heart-breaking moment when you're staring at the letters U-A-R-T-E-R and someone else pulls the last Q from the bag. Between point values, number of tiles, and special rules -- triple letter score, double word score, use all your letters and get an extra fifty points -- Scrabble makes something as simple as spelling into a complex ordeal. If you're me, that ordeal usually involves your opponent tapping on his watch as you take fifteen minutes deciding to make P-U-P-P-Y.
Someone should really invent a game where you can take all the time you want to form words, and a little voice tells you how much you rock just for spelling. Oh wait, they already did!
Scrabble has been on my mind lately thanks to the recently-released, word-dork heaven known as Bookworm Adventures. Greater powers than I have hailed its awesome powers but one of the things that makes the game so cool (okay, the word "cool" is probably a logical impossibility in a column about Scrabble) is that it combines the mechanics of language with the mechanics of video games.
Spelling and RPG-style combat, together at last? It sounds absurd, but that's Bookworm Adventures, and it works like a charm. Just think about it. Like in Scrabble, longer words are better, but instead of points on a score pad now your SAT vocabulary earns you hit points against enemies. It's like a spelling bee with knives ... seriously, there are knives.
So the next time your Aunt Mae pulls out the Scrabble board, don't yawn an over-exaggerated yawn and pretend to fall asleep in her apple pie. Yes, it's dorky. But remember, you're not really forming words, you're eating away at the health hearts of your loved ones. And that's good, old-fashioned family fun.
Bonnie Ruberg is a writer, researcher, and all around fangirl with a big crush on games. Find more of her work at Terra Nova, Gamasutra, or her blog, Heroine Sheik. She can be reached at
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Scrabble is not a sexy game. When you think of Scrabble, what do you see? Family gatherings at your Aunt Mae's spent quibbling over proper nouns? Conventions of blue-haired grandmothers and smarty-pants girls in braces, all clutching their Scrabble dictionaries? Maybe Scrabble deserves its homely image, after all -- as board games go -- it's pretty dull-looking. No bright colors, no "some assembly required" three-dimensional terrain, not even the satisfaction of a tiny, silver boot for a game piece. Just words. Words, words, and more words. Scrabble may look, sound, heck, possibly even smell dorky, but when have gamers ever been afraid of a little dork-dom? I say, embrace your inner word dork. Okay, maybe I'm just a word dork. But if Scott had asked me, instead of all those games-industry leaders, what my favorite analog game was a few weeks back, it definitely would have been Scrabble.
What's great about Scrabble is that it takes an everyday thing like language -- so banal we barely even think about it -- and turns it into a game mechanic. So we've got this alphabet but, in English, we use certain letters more than others. Boom, mechanic! Widely-used letters can be worth only a few points, whereas letters we rarely use can be worth more.
All of which lends itself to some serious strategy. I'm not just talking about that heart-breaking moment when you're staring at the letters U-A-R-T-E-R and someone else pulls the last Q from the bag. Between point values, number of tiles, and special rules -- triple letter score, double word score, use all your letters and get an extra fifty points -- Scrabble makes something as simple as spelling into a complex ordeal. If you're me, that ordeal usually involves your opponent tapping on his watch as you take fifteen minutes deciding to make P-U-P-P-Y.
Someone should really invent a game where you can take all the time you want to form words, and a little voice tells you how much you rock just for spelling. Oh wait, they already did!
Scrabble has been on my mind lately thanks to the recently-released, word-dork heaven known as Bookworm Adventures. Greater powers than I have hailed its awesome powers but one of the things that makes the game so cool (okay, the word "cool" is probably a logical impossibility in a column about Scrabble) is that it combines the mechanics of language with the mechanics of video games.
Spelling and RPG-style combat, together at last? It sounds absurd, but that's Bookworm Adventures, and it works like a charm. Just think about it. Like in Scrabble, longer words are better, but instead of points on a score pad now your SAT vocabulary earns you hit points against enemies. It's like a spelling bee with knives ... seriously, there are knives.
So the next time your Aunt Mae pulls out the Scrabble board, don't yawn an over-exaggerated yawn and pretend to fall asleep in her apple pie. Yes, it's dorky. But remember, you're not really forming words, you're eating away at the health hearts of your loved ones. And that's good, old-fashioned family fun.
Bonnie Ruberg is a writer, researcher, and all around fangirl with a big crush on games. Find more of her work at Terra Nova, Gamasutra, or her blog, Heroine Sheik. She can be reached at











Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
MadMup @ Jan 18th 2007 12:10PM
Scrabble is one of the best games ever, and I'd like to see an official version of it come to Xbox Live Arcade. How hard could it be?
32_Footsteps @ Jan 18th 2007 12:12PM
Wait a minute... unless you're playing a foreign-language edition or are playing Super Scrabble, there is only one Q in the bag... the first Q is the last Q.
You know, for all that people complain about the Q, there are plenty of words that use it. My nemesis is the letter J - it's such a pain to make words with it.
And as for being unsexy... I don't know about how your Scrabble games turn out, but things have gotten hot and heavy between me and my wife after hot, hot Scrabble action.
Scott @ Jan 18th 2007 12:17PM
I was thinking the same thing MadMup. You'd think more devs would jump at stuff like this with the success of Uno!.
32_Footsteps @ Jan 18th 2007 12:18PM
Well, there are sites already that allow you to play Scrabble online for free. Why not just play on one of those?
Ben @ Jan 18th 2007 12:22PM
Forget the Q gaff, he'd need to use a blank to spell PUPPY since there are only two Ps in the bag!
Never, ever, EVER waste your blank on a five letter word. Unless the bag is empty and you're clearing your rack to end the game.
32_Footsteps @ Jan 18th 2007 12:44PM
To be fair, someone could have already used a blank as a P on a seven-letter word, and you're stuck trying to build off of it.
theGreatOne @ Jan 18th 2007 12:46PM
A blog about scrabble?
Slow news day?
Scott @ Jan 18th 2007 12:45PM
#4 - There are other games on XBLA that are on PCs too. Doesn't mean that it wouldn't be a good idea to put REAL casual games like Scrabble on there too to expand the player base. Chicks and Moms dig these kind of games.
Mike @ Jan 18th 2007 12:49PM
i had no idea Scrabble had such an un-sexy rep.
myself, i'm eagerly awaiting a DS version of Scrabble. i think it's a perfect platform for it.
pathfinda @ Jan 18th 2007 12:57PM
.. just bought a deluxe Scrabble set for myself..
Michiel @ Jan 18th 2007 12:55PM
With only every once in a while a post about board games, shouldn't that single post focus on something new or something maybe someone hasn't heard about yet?
Seriously, there is no difference between Joystiq with or without this piece. But would it have been about some obscure game that is worth checking out, it would have added value to this site.
TraV @ Jan 18th 2007 1:21PM
qat
qintar
qi
All legal scrabble words, and there's a bunch more.
And whenever I go visit my dad we get into a damn bloody 300 points plus scrabble match. "Challenge?" is a dire threat. I've beaten him once, and come close a few times.
solomonrex @ Jan 18th 2007 1:53PM
Well, this column plugged bookworm adventures, too.
Clarence @ Jan 18th 2007 1:38PM
An awesome geek-worthy Scrabble tee:
http://www.threadless.com/product/297/Well_This_Just_Really_Sucks
Brian @ Jan 18th 2007 2:28PM
QI is not a valid scrabble word. It might be in a dictionary somewhere, but not the american english scrabble dictionary. You might be thinking of XI
www.scrabble.com
Jose @ Jan 18th 2007 1:58PM
So is that the same Bookworm game that is available on Steam?
twxabfn @ Jan 18th 2007 2:12PM
To #14, QI is a legal Scrabble word - it's just in the new 4th Edition of the Official Scrabble Player's Dictionary, while the Scrabble web site uses the 3rd Edition as the database for its search engine.
For anybody interested in the history of Scrabble, word games in general, and the really hardcore tournament scene, I'm currently reading "Word Freak" by Stefan Fatsis and it's really good.
Ramen Junkie @ Jan 18th 2007 2:20PM
Scrabble isn't boring when you're playing naked/strip scrabble with your wife.
Mrroooww....
TraV @ Jan 18th 2007 2:19PM
@#13 I'd love a rack like that, all the high score tiles in one place. A real "Well This Just Really Sucks" rack would be I,I,I,I,I,I,I
Sara @ Jan 18th 2007 2:35PM
Scrabble is a popular, and actually quite hip game. I agree with some of the comments above that I gained nothing from this article, which irks me to the point where it requires comment.
Scott Jon Siegel @ Jan 18th 2007 3:48PM
Forget the Q gaff, he'd need to use a blank to spell PUPPY since there are only two Ps in the bag!
Wow, you Scrabble fans are friggin nazi's when it comes to the rules. Guess that's the sign of a good Scrabble player, though...
Pete @ Jan 19th 2007 6:26PM
i like scrabble. i never really have any trouble withe Q's. i always hate it when ill have a Y or two, yet absolutely no E's. almost all Y word need an E. agh.
the guys from Penny Arcade (i forget which one exactly) said he was hooked on bookworms. this was like a month ago or something and ive been meaning to play it.
Ben @ Jan 18th 2007 3:57PM
Sorry Scott, we DO get defensive about proper strategy sometimes. Generally because Scrabble is the only thing in life we can do better than other people :)
32 footsteps is right... if the other jerk played that blank as a P, then PUPPYsounds like a good play to dump a few tough to play tiles that might be cluttering up your rack.
Zegim @ Jan 19th 2007 8:57PM
Oh, scrabble! How insane the game gets when somebody conveniently forgets where the dictionary was.
EvilBit @ Jan 18th 2007 5:29PM
I have the "Well This Just Really Sucks" tee, and I actually went on a fantastically successful first date last week over PBJ and Scrabble at a coffee house. Highlight of the evening was when we both spent 5 turns trimming our racks trying to play "QUIVER". She beat me to it and then I pointed out that I'd been waiting on the exact same word. A connection was made. Surely Fate plays Scrabble.
amethystperspective @ Jan 18th 2007 5:40PM
I a bigger fan of Battleship and card games.
This is old, but for those that have not seen this:
Liz Dubelman's Craziest
http://www.vidlit.com/craziest/
GhaleonQ @ Jan 19th 2007 1:15AM
*salutes*