PlayStation teaches 9-year-old how to steal his third car?
by James Ransom-Wiley 
{ Jan 18th 2007 at 10:11AM }
And that's just the beginning! The real story is that the boy most recently evaded airport security, managing to hop a Southwest Airlines flight from Seattle-Tacoma International Airport to San Antonio, Texas. He was eventually apprehended while attempting to catch another flight to Dallas, where he had hoped to reunite with his grandfather.
[Thanks, Dutch1ne]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
John @ Jan 18th 2007 10:17AM
LOL awesome!
Intentless @ Jan 18th 2007 10:49AM
So is this proving that airport securities.... "AI" isn't much better than... say GTA's AI..........
mike @ Jan 18th 2007 11:11AM
this era's Frank Abignale. Except he's stealing cars instead of floating checks.
Jon @ Jan 18th 2007 10:22AM
I blame Kojima and Metal Gear Solid then.
Djmajin @ Jan 18th 2007 10:23AM
who the f@ck is this kid Jack Bauer?
Alec @ Jan 18th 2007 5:44PM
just imagine what he could do with a ps3
Dracula Jones @ Jan 18th 2007 10:30AM
Bart Simpson lives!
gotjpeg @ Jan 18th 2007 10:31AM
That is one bad ass kid, and horrible parenting. God bless America! Cause only in America we can get away with the real problem by blaming it on something else.
gwangi @ Jan 18th 2007 10:56AM
This kid is awesome. Some great parenting going on there. Oh wait no it's the video games.
Ipsum @ Jan 18th 2007 11:00AM
Wow. If this kid's been playing too much PlayStation, then his mother has been watching too much Rugrats. How else do you explain how little she supervises him?
The Intangible Fact @ Jan 18th 2007 10:34AM
"Mom believes playstation taught him"
What a dumb bitch! Maybe it could have been all those times you drove him to school or to a friends house. The kid is a fast learner. Maybe mom should have set some rules about cars! Stupid parents. Man I hate people.
That kid would have got such a major ass whoopin after the first car jacking he wouldnt touch a car in years.
Jerk Face @ Jan 18th 2007 11:06AM
That might just be the most ridiculous story I've ever heard in my life. I mean, how did he reach the freaking pedals!?
Saneless @ Jan 18th 2007 11:06AM
I've been playing driving games since before this kid was born, twice over, and I couldn't steal a car and I'd be worried about driving 90 away from cops.
When you suck as a parent, blame games.
zero2dash @ Jan 18th 2007 10:42AM
9 year olds aren't supposed to play Grand Theft Auto.
Perhaps if mom was doing her job as a parent, these events wouldn't have happened.
But, of course...it's SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT that this woman can't cut it as a mother. Way to show your child how it's ok to blame others and not take responsibility for your own actions.
GameNinja @ Jan 18th 2007 10:44AM
@gotjpeg:
Not true! They're getting pretty good at it over in Germany, too...
J8675309 @ Jan 18th 2007 4:07PM
NOMINATE this kid for PUBLIC OFFICE!!! He knows how to get shit done.
Sarge @ Jan 18th 2007 11:14AM
Where does it say that he learned it from GTA? It just says he learned from the Playstation. That could be any old racing game. Maybe he was a Gran Turismo nut.
That being said, if one of the games was GTA, that's a bad thing, to be sure, but did the mother buy it for him? Did she know he was playing it? I always find it odd and just a little bit one-sided when everyone immediately jumps out and says, "It's the parent's fault!", with little to no culpability on the part of the movies, games, books, or music that sometimes inspires this kind of behavior. There's enough blame to go around, and until we know more beyond the circumstances reported, I'll withhold judgment, thank you very much.
It's going to be very funny when some of you (including myself) have kids and realize that there is no way on God's green earth you can keep your eyes on your kids 24-7, regardless of how good a parent you are.
Sarge out.
Brogan @ Jan 18th 2007 10:51AM
sounds like a little shit but freaky smart with it
justin @ Jan 18th 2007 10:58AM
"... playstation taught him to drive"
That's actually pretty feasible in terms of the basics. Think about all of the PR stunts where professional drivers drive virtual versions of real tracks to show how real they are, and racing wheels with force feedback and 900 degrees of rotation to match real cars. Even moving from a controller to a car, it's a fairly easy transition to make after a bit of learning how hard to press pedals, etc. I am surprised he was able to work the pedals and still see over the dash though.
Firegirl @ Jan 18th 2007 11:24AM
Wow, let's blame the videogames instead of the parents who failed this kid miserably. And it sounds like the kids was trying to make his way to the only responsible adult that he has in his life. That mom should be sterilized!
Sly @ Jan 19th 2007 1:04AM
Kid needs to know what the fear of God means.
Jonathan Tran @ Jan 18th 2007 11:22AM
wow Leonardo DiCaprio had babies
this is awesome, yet troubling
Ipsum @ Jan 18th 2007 11:30AM
And can anyone explain how, at 9 years old, he's tall enough to step on the pedals *and* see over the steering wheel?
MrKniceGuy @ Jan 18th 2007 11:05AM
Sheesh. Parents like that should be taken out the the back 40 and "old yellerd." That's just stupid, and to think it's because he played video games. You know, I've been "taught" by video games to jump on people's heads and eat mushrooms.. doesn't mean my parents didn't tell me that you shouldn't jump on people's heads or you will hurt them and eating the wrong mushrooms will make you very dead! So I don't jump on peoples heads or eat mushrooms from anywhere (other than my dealer or what I get from the grocery store). Don't blame games for your inability to parent!
jaysins @ Jan 18th 2007 11:24AM
Well it obvious the kid is trying to escape from her probably not so good parenting. Makes you wonder if the child has an abusive family or what not to be so adamantly trying to flee. I mean he had a plan and all. That is one incredibly resourceful kid for sure.
SSUK @ Jan 18th 2007 11:21AM
It could be, you know... The movies that depict how to hotwire a car, could be movies showing him how to escape, could be movies showing him how to evade security at airports, but no... As usual, the culprit is video games.
Where as I'll agree, video games could easily have taught the kid how to drive a car... I really don't think video games have enough insightful knowledge to actually steal one. I don't think there's ever been a game which depicts in detail how to properly pop locks, hotwire cars. If the little bastard stole the keys, then come on... Anything or anyone could make the idea "Hmm, keys + car = easy."
Hats off to the little blighter anyway, much cooler than anything I ever did at 9.
james @ Jan 18th 2007 11:28AM
Wow, I wasn't as smart as this kid when I was nine. If anything Playstation is to blame for his fast development.
Fhaze @ Jan 18th 2007 11:49AM
"...3rd vehicle the kid has stolen"
WTF? Maybe after the first one you should keep a closer eye on your kid?
At least he didn't go by the alias Sephiroth or any other FF7 character. I guess we can be thankful for that.
Harold @ Jan 18th 2007 11:27AM
Sounds like shitty parenting.
Paul @ Jan 18th 2007 11:34AM
I am afraid that this kid is messed up, far beyond anything that "PlayStation" could have done to him. It's called "CrapParenting" and the blame shouldn't be shifted towards video games, movies, or music. I guess that whole Marilyn Manson told me to do it while I was playing Doom and had The Exorcist playing in the background excuse is coming back.
raquor @ Jan 18th 2007 11:35AM
This from the article: The boy was unhappy after his family moved to Lakewood, outside Tacoma. His odyssey began Sunday when he stole a car that was left running outside a neighbor's house, only to be spotted by police near the interchange of Interstate 5 and State Route 512, authorities said.
So all he really had to do was press the triangle button. ;)
David004 @ Jan 18th 2007 1:11PM
Wow, the mom needs to lose the kid. The kid should not be living with his mother. I say if he wants his grandma so much that he should live with her.
And if a Playstation game taught him to drive, did they have a wheel and peatles for the PS, then what game is it? A TEEN rated game maybe? Dumbass bitch mother.
Player1 @ Jan 18th 2007 11:48AM
I wonder what game the mother played that taught her how to be a terrible parent.
4ham @ Jan 18th 2007 11:50AM
He didn't evade airport security. He had an e-ticket. he lied at the ticket counter and told them he was 12 so he could fly by himself. I'm sure his mother will say his playstation taught him how to steal her credit card.
MastahLink @ Jan 18th 2007 1:21PM
Playstation taught me how to cook coke and make crack. I blame Kaz Hirai and Ken Katugari for our drug epidemic.
Edge of Blade @ Jan 18th 2007 11:57AM
I suppose the movie Catch Me If You Can taught him how to steal airline flights.
I vote for banning movies with DiCaprio. It's completely logical.
Bennyishere @ Jan 18th 2007 1:14PM
I blame television. Nah, I'm kidding :P
He's obviously a criminal mastermind to be. The mother's just pointing the finger at someone but herself.
DouggyD @ Jan 18th 2007 12:05PM
Wow, that is one crazy story, I can't imagine what I would do if that was my kid, but like others have said, this should have been dealt with long before it got to this level...
Jessica @ Jan 18th 2007 12:09PM
If that was my kid, I'd be terrified, yet proud. He's obviously very intelligent and totally lacking in fear of authority. He'll make a fantastic adult if he doesn't land his ass in jail.
Makes my little snot who tried to stage a class rebellion in the first grade seem positively angelic.
Oz @ Jan 18th 2007 12:27PM
Intelligence agencies should have gifted kids training programs and train this kid :). Serious covert operations material. Skipping airport security ... Cool. Driving a car at 90 miles in a police chase .. Dangerous. Doing all that when you are 9... PRICELESS.
x876543 @ Jan 18th 2007 12:20PM
I drove my parent's car into a light pole going 5 mph when I was 4 years old. I stood on the driver seat, threw the car in drive (or neutral) and started driving. This was back before the safety feature was put on cars where you have to depress the brake to change gear.
Have you seen some 9 year olds? Some are super tall or big. It's not impossible that he could be tall for his age. Probably how he got around the airport security about his age.
Greg2k @ Jan 18th 2007 12:21PM
Nine years old? He should have been playing Nintendo
justin @ Jan 18th 2007 12:41PM
hoax
Player1 @ Jan 18th 2007 12:32PM
"If that was my kid, I'd be terrified, yet proud. He's obviously very intelligent and totally lacking in fear of authority."
Of course he lacks any fear of authority. His mother doesn't seem to do anything when he steals cars which he could potentially kill himself or someone else with. He shouldn't have had any opportunity to do so after the first time. That darn Playstation doesn't seem to be very good at punishing him, does it Mom?
theGreatOne @ Jan 18th 2007 1:11PM
can Wii fanboy's claim a victory on the grounds that 360/PS3 HD graphics will only help to show kids how to do this stuff in more detail?
DrkMatter @ Jan 18th 2007 1:07PM
I'm getting rather annoyed even by the many knee-jerk, protective reactions of gamers all-around whenever the words "video game" are mentioned in a news story.
The mother said, quote: "PlayStation taught him to drive". She didn't say: "PlayStation made him a wild, uncontrollable and depraved child. PlayStation taught my kid to steal cars and kill hoes!". Just, and I will quote it again to make the point clearer: "PlayStation taught him how to drive".
So why are people coming around yelling: "Oh sure, blame GTA (Which wasn't mentioned)" or "You should be blaming your poor parenting!". She didn't BLAME the PlayStation, just identified as a likely cause. Maybe she bought him a driving wheel and pedal accessory and Gran Turismo, rated E for everyone.
"Gamers" need to stop trying to victimize themselves and believing that mainstrem media is out to get them.
eight @ Jan 18th 2007 11:46PM
1) Parenting is a full time job.
2) After he stole a car the fist time, you should have been paying attention.
3) What the hell kind of car's engine explodes at 90? I've driven on the LA freeway at 90 in a pos minivan.
4) Yes, some of the blame could possibly fall on what we are talking about, video games, movies, television... but really, what the hell is the mother letting her NINE YEAR OLD watch. This same parent who is blaming video games for everything that is wrong with her kid probably bought him R rated DVD's and M rated games. (see point 1)
Gubbers @ Jan 18th 2007 1:35PM
Pretty smart kid, won't you say??
Yet, I don't think he learned all this by playing driving games...more likely, the boy is the reencarnation of Big Boss himself.
If he were my son, I wouldn't ground him. Instead, I would beg him to teach me to do these things =P
James @ Jan 18th 2007 2:06PM
Shouldn't this kid be in a detention center and the parent in jail for neglect... all seriousness aside though... that's some mission impossible shit right there.
Player1 @ Jan 18th 2007 2:46PM
DrkMatter,
The media DOES try to tie things back to videogames every chance they get. They prey on the perception that games are for kids only, and that gives them tons of opportunities to say "your children are in danger, find out why at 9:00".
I mean seriously, they have stories about the wii and PSP "pulling porn out of thin air" all the time. They don't ever say anything about computers do they?