BloodRayne flick up for six awards (hint: not Oscars)

Those were all terrible movies, so they are all winners (cough) to me.

God he's a disgusting piece of dog vomit. He just loves to ruin videogame stories.

i honestly love Uwe Boll, the guy's brilliant. his movies bomb one after another, while everyone says he sucks and he's a failure... yet all the while no one realizes what he's actually doing.

I'd love to attend this event..

...Because 'House of the Dead' had such awesome storylines.

@ 3

I know exactly what he's doing. He's making absolutely terrible movies based off of absolutely terrible games.

haha, mushiking is Uwe Boll in disguise.

nice try Uwe.

stupid hos that dont appreciate the great film that was "lady in the water."

Uwe Boll's pictures are like Paris Hilton. No amount of money will ever make them classy, there are holes so big you can crawl into them, and there's no original parts left. Probably a bit of corn if you look too.

Yeah, I liked Lady in the Water aswell.

@3

Hello Uwe.

at least there are beautiful women in the movies.

Hate him or hate him the guy is making allot of money with his horrible movies. Just goes to show you people will pay to see anything.

"I know exactly what he's doing. He's making absolutely terrible movies based off of absolutely terrible games."

yeah... that's it LOL.

just remember he's laughing at you all.

"yeah... that's it LOL.

just remember he's laughing at you all."

Just remember that we are all laughing at him, too.

@ 12

Sadly enough, that's not exactly redeeming when the movie sucks so bad that it's embarrassing.

sup

Uwe Boll makes absolutely horrendous movies. I hope that BloodRayne wins every last Razzie it was nominated for.

"yeah... that's it LOL.

just remember he's laughing at you all."

"Just remember that we are all laughing at him, too."

you're also paying him. has it ever occurred to you why he has money to keep making these shitty films? well it's quite simple: Boll's exploiting a special loophole that allows him recoup losses off of any failed film he makes, meaning every time you DON'T see one of this movies, he gets paid money, so he can continue to make one shit after another and still turn a profit.

still think he's so stupid?

i liked lady in the water just remember it's a scary movie for kids

You're Winner!

@18
That's not exactly the way it works. His financiers used a now-closed loophole in the German tax law to write off their losses as a tax deduction.

@ 18

Yep, I still think he's stupid. It doesn't take a genius to bypass the tax laws. >_>

luckyly i never saw his mvies

18 - It makes him a good producer. Not a good director; in fact, I would argue that if that's all he's doing he's not a director at all but just a guy with pretensions of artistry when he should be behind the scenes keeping charge of the books and funding.

By the by, do you mind not making films anymore man?

and here i was thinking i was the only one who thinks M. Night Shyamalan is a piece of crap director who makes piece of crap movies.

In a more perfect world, it would be mandatory to pay a fine each time one gets nominated for a Razzie. Higher fines and a public apology would be charged if someone actually wins the award. After all this, the money will obviously go towards refunds to the unfortunate public that saw those movies.

If it were so, we would never have the horror that is Uwe Boll.


If only...

you are all ridiculous. you have to look at video ame movies for the few gems they provide. there is no way that these movies will be good for you so why not just be happy that BloodRayne was the first to the have the lead character get banged against jail bars.

none of you even like movies that is why you play video games...

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On the contrary, I'd think gamers love movies as seen by the sheer influence it has in much of gaming.

We have games like Metal Gear Solid, Final Fantasy, Resident Evil, etc. that has deep cinematic feel behind them that many of us have to say, "It feels just like playing a movie!" We also get numerous movie references and themes in our games. Dead Rising or Resident Evil games would not have the distinct surivial-horror feel without the numerous successes of zombie flicks, and Solid Snake would not look as badass if it wasn't for Kurt Russell in Escape from New York. Even basic storytelling in games ripped everything from cinema from the stories to the camera work. Games relied so heavily on movies for inspiration that to truly enjoy many of the games out there, gamers would have to watch movies.

Which is why it is so saddening to see video games fail to make the transitions on the silver screen especially since Video Games are a more similar medium to movies compared to books and graphic novels. It should not be difficult to produce a successful movie from a video game. Heck, Crank showed some promise of a decent movie in recent memory with many video game elements that should be familiar to the average gamer (despite the fact that the movie was not well-received).

For the tl;dr version, you're crazy. Gamers watch movies as much as they play video games. And with hope, we could have a good video game movie.

That was the dumbest comment I've ever read. We don't like movies because we like video games? I'm sorry, but you can't just decide that two interests are mutually exclusive.

It's part of the backwards way society as a whole views gamers. When somebody gets the rights to make a film based on a popular book, everybody gets excited, hoping the director stays true to the story we all love. When they get the rights to a video game, we all cringe, because we know they think so poorly of us that they can give us this absolute crap and laugh while they take our money.

What the fuck... Lady in the Water worst movie? Umm, there are far far far far more worse movies then it. Its acctually pretty good. What fucking cunts.

I don't get why so many people hated Lady in the Water. If Never Ending Story came out right now, it'd get panned. And all the people that loved it growing up would be saying it was "too kiddie" and didn't have enough violence.

Mmm...

Uwe Boll can suck my Boll...

I think this fits quite nicely in this topic, no? ^^;

Wait, Lady in the Water? M. Night Shyamalan? I just watch this movie for the first time last night, and I was floored. I'll agree that his movies take a bit of imagination and are rather fantastical in nature, but that is what I like about them. Maybe it's not for everyone, but worst director? Really?

He looks like a raving rabbid in that pic

Lady in the Water was a good movie. M. Night's movies are all imaginative. I think of them as modern Brother's Grimm tales.