You've seen the top ten girls of Hooters. You've perused the top ten women of tennis. You may even have seen the top ten girls of gaming, but you haven't yet seen the top ten girls of PSP. Until now that is! The requirements are simple, to qualify she has to be a girl and has to be in a PSP game. But enough with the procrastinating, on with the ceremony!
Top ten after the jump ...
10 Lian Xing
Trust is important in any relationship, but to trust your life to someone is something most couples would never have. It's all to often in games when your partner doesn't add to the story, but rather brings it down. That wasn't the case with Lian though, she helped make the player and Gabe not feel so alone in Syphon Filter: Dark Mirror and to this day it is still one of the best action/stealth games on the PSP. Hopefully there is another Syphon Filter coming soon with a twenty minute Lian shower scene.
09 Christie Monteiro
Lots of girls have moves on the dance floor, but not many can kick your ass with their dancing. Okay, so maybe Capoeira isn't dancing, but Christie is so graceful, it sure looks like it. Not only does she have the looks and moves, but she is commited to her family and that puts this Tekken girl in at the nine spot.
Kirah may have just been the catalyst to help U-1 in Gitaroo Man deal with his feelings of love towards Pico, but I couldn't help but want him to go with Kirah instead. Sure, she was working for the Gravillians for a little while, but we all know that wasn't her true nature. Plus, the love ballad U-1 plays for her twice in the game is so awesome that I'm going to have it in my wedding.
07 Lara Croft
I'll be honest, I never used to get what the big deal with Lara Croft was. She had lips that looked like they belonged on a mackeral and the face build of a transvestite. That all changed in Tomb Raider: Legend though. Finally I'm on board with the whole "Lara is hot" train. Even better still is the fact that the last Tomb Raider was the best the series has seen yet.
I love Daxter. He's an obnoxious, flirtatious, lying rodent. But his penchant for beautiful ladies means that players of the Jak & Daxter series always get new eye candy. Taryn finds her way into the PSP's excellent platformer Daxter and she has plenty of edge. Any girl that has the top of her underwear stick out of her pants gains serious points with me. She's a girl you'd best listen to as well, since she is lethal with a gun.
Any kind of school girl uniform is super hot, but even more so when that uniform is a Japanese sailor outfit. Street Fighter Alpha 3's Sakura has cuteness to spare and lots of determination no matter what the odds. I just hope she ties her shoes tighter in the future or else those looks won't be spoiled by brain damage.
Any Hot Topic shopper would give several pints of blood to date Morrigan. Who can blame them though, when this Darkstalker wears tight outfits that barely fit her and likes to make out with girls. Plus, those wings would definitely be a handy thing to have on a potential lover.
Snake has dealt with a lot of sexy women in his days, but you'd be hard pressed to find one sexier than Eva. I think many guys or girls would love to ride on her motorcycle. You wouldn't have to unzip too much to get her naked either, which is a definite plus. If you want more of Eva, check out Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops.
So Orihime is from the import anime fighting series Bleach, but I'm such a fan of the anime as well as the games that I couldn't help but put her on the list. While Orihime may not be the smartest girl around, she is one of the sweetest. She can also protect you from evil ghosts and who can't use that in a girlfriend?
If I only had a dollar for every gamer that said "I wish I was I-no's guitar" than I'd be a very rich man indeed. This rocking witch has put a spell on the crotch of many a Guilty Gear fan. That is when guys aren't being sexually confused by Bridget. Vinyl is just about the sexiest thing a girl can wear and I-no wears it well. That and you gotta love her rock skills.