Mega Man meets Pedobear in an ASCII duel to the death

I laughed when the floor came up.
Cried when the ceiling fell.
I hate this game.

http://illusivedesigns.net/kn1ves

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God, that game is brilliant. I love how your own shot, bounced from a wall, will kill you too.

Zangief? I'm pretty sure that's Guile, my good friends :P
Yes, that was a very... very random diversion, and I thank you for pointing it out. However, I notice your playthrough video there missed a few nifty screens... hint: it's very possible to actually get to the left on the first screen.

WHAT THE SHIT? JOYSTIQ READS 4CHAN?

#3 - Look again. Right after you pass up Guile, that would be Zangief falling from the sky in the classic 2FP position.

And the song was ending, so I had to pick and choose for the video ;D

You got /b/ in my Joystiq!
You got Joystiq in my /b/!

Desu desu desu.

Awwww yeah big ups to the Minibosses. I've seen those homies live about 5 times. They truly rock the hell out of Mega Man 2, Contra, and the sewer level from Blaster Master, and many others. Czech out their .mp3s everybody.

A few things:

You don't need to go right to fight the giant animal at the beginning, that only seems like a diversion. I've been VERY close to making it to the left side before the blades fell on the first screen. Author X could you tell me how to do it? Actually the only hard part if you know where the traps are, is that first screen. After you fall down past the monster it's pretty easy.

At the start, you could jump on the ledge, fall back to the right, and then fall down. If you keep on holding the left arrow, you can avoid the monster's attack.

And for those who couldn't find out the buttons. Z=Jump X=Attack. Left and right arrows are directions. And Up arrow is to climb. Also the O and F keys seem to do things, but they don't seem to have a use yet.

Haha. I knew Joystiq reads 4chan. What with all the Cat pictures.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

>> Anonymous

desu desu desu

needs moar pooper

OH LAWD /b/ in my Joystiq!

did someone say "Weeaboo"?

I got to the left of the first screen, but there is this cat that punches back your bullets o_O, what you have to do is jump on the ledge, jump back, jump on it again, and when it's at it's farthest point if you time it well and jump you can make it

yes.. i completed.. ya its possible to get to the left of the screen.. hint is the center spikes: wad do they do after they rush up.. I HATE THE HOVERING PLATFORM PART!!

You are lucky player!

Rule #1 anon.

Also, I herd u liek joystiq.

Finally did it,and I found an easier way. Basically all you have to do is land on the very edge of the left edge, before the contraption falls down. Then walk just enough to the left to set off the trigger. As soon as this happens jump to the right, but land to the left on top of the fallen trap. It's not hard as it sounds.

And for an extra easter egg, try climbing on top of the fallen trap.

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This comment thread delivers. lol cp

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"Spikes are bad and should be avoided. Falling in a pit is worse and running endlessly to the right is the path to victory."

Umm, no, spikes and pits were equally bad. Bad Joystiq, go play more Megaman 2&3!